The Kardashians

Kylie Jenner pimped out her family -- putting their asses on full display at a party where she was supposed to be the guest of honor.

Galore Magazine threw a bash in NYC Monday night for their latest cover chick, but Kylie decided to put all eyes on her sisters -- Kourtney, Khloe Kardashian, and Kendall Jenner. Well, it was really just their butts.

It IS kinda the family biz, after all.

BTW ... watch for the mystery hand tapping Khloe's ass. Tyga?

Kim Kardashian is shrugging off criticism over the $2.99 monthly fee she charges for access to her website ... she says it's actually a great deal.

Kim's taking heat from blogs and users who think she's already made enough money on consumers. But our sources close to Kim say she's cutting her fans a break for her makeup tutorials.

There's big business with makeup lectures ... people paying upwards of $500 to see Kim and her makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic live, so Kim thinks a $3 monthly fee is a steal.

And Kim says she's offering a lot more ... a style section where you can copy her everyday looks.

If that's not your thing ... there's always Khloe's new app where $2.99 buys you unlimited access to her workout videos.

Capitalism rules.

The elder Kardashian girls will not go quietly -- Kim and Kourtney Kardashian slipped into leg (and nearly crotch) revealing outfits to take the whole fam bam out for dinner.

All 5 Kardashian-Jenner sisters (plus Tyga) ate out at Il Mulino in NYC ... where it's still Fashion Week.

Kendall-the-model, and Kylie-the-18-year-old might be getting all the attention lately but Kim and Kourtney's knee-high boots seem to be screaming -- we're the OGs of this game!

#RespectYourElders

Kylie Jenner seemed tentative as she walked into an NY Fashion Week event, holding on tight ... to herself.

Kylie and Tyga hit up the Alexander Wang after party at Up and Down nightclub, and she seemed extremely preoccupied with her boobs.

Join the crowd.

Scott Disick and French Montana now have more than the Kardashians in common ... rap.

We're told a crew went to Scott's Beverly Hills home Wednesday night and set up for French's music video shoot. Scott not only allowed his home to be the backdrop, he became one of the stars.

The song, "Off the Rip," a remix featuring French and Chinx also showcases Scott's rapping talents.

People who were there tell us Scott's actually good ... one source says "really good."

French and Scott are comrades, with Khloe and Kourtney under their respective belts and now musical icons.

Kylie Jenner posed for famed photographer Terry Richardson while showing off a ton of cleavage ... and a conspicuously/perfectly placed stuffed tiger doll.

Kylie and Terry shot a spread and cover for the latest issue of Galore magazine. She also did an interview with the mag, and acknowledged ... "For me, age is just a number."

We'd say Tyga agrees.

Scott Disick is officially a guest in his own home ... meaning he can't come in without Kourtney Kardashian's permission.

Scott showed up at the family residence in Calabasas Sunday, but this time his Rolls had to veer left in the visitors line at the guard shack. TMZ broke the story on July 14 that Kourtney took him off the residents list, which allows entry no questions asked.

So much for reconciliation.

Let there be no doubt ... Kanye West has the most adorable chick in the game wearing his chain -- as 'Hova once put it.

North West stepped out with Mom Monday in NYC but her outfit -- complete with combat boots and a fat gold chain -- was clearly an homage to Dad, who frequently rocks the exact same look ... in adult sizes.

Whether she's copying Kanye or Kim Kardashian ... North has learned to work the mini-me thing for all it's worth.

Tyga lashed out at baby mama Blac Chyna, and again the trigger is Kylie Jenner.

A lot of people think Tyga's cash poor, and the Ferrari he got for Kylie's 18th birthday was leased. Apparently Tyga thinks one of those people is BC, because of his latest salvo ... "When the hating don't work they start telling lies. #WhereYoFerrariTho?"

Amber Rose jumped to Chyna's defense, shooting back, "She don't need a Ferrari she can Drive mine #BFFGoals."

The shade didn't end there...Tyga quickly responded, "We drive our own whips peanut head #GoldPhantoms #LastKings."

Tyga gifted Kylie with the $260K whip for her 18th birthday. The question ... who has the pink slip?

Rob Kardashian not only looks like he's lost a lot of weight, there's a not-so-subtle message he seems to be telegraphing.

Rob posted this Saturday, presumably at a restaurant where he was eating a salad.

The phantom Kardashian has resurfaced this week after a long absence, and it's clear he's ready to show the progress he's made in the weight department. Rob's been working with trainer Gunnar Peterson, with the goal of losing 100 lbs.

The drink on the table's interesting ... could be an ice tea, but maybe a red bull and vodka or a margarita. Door number 1 would be the wisest choice.

Good luck Rob.

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and North West made their way through security and a gaggle of photogs Saturday as they left LAX, and the challenge was to keep the kid sound asleep.

The Kanye for Prez questions were white noise ... way more interesting is how to keep a 2-year-old counting sheep in the middle of chaos.

The Kardashian Klan is usually into brown, but not when it comes to purses, apparently ... because Kris Jenner is selling her crazy expensive Hermes Birkin bag ... on eBay.

Jenner gave the bag to a company to handle the sale, but included a note with it which reads, "I know you'll find a good home for my baby!" Jenner's stationary appears to have a cougar on it ... too funny.

The bag was only carried six times and as for why she's selling, Jenner writes, "I am sure a lot of girls will understand me when I say, 'It just isn’t my color.'"

If it is your color ... and you have $18,950 ... KJ's old bag could be yours!

Kris Jenner just schooled us and anyone else who thought her "fat lip" excuse for cancelling a TV appearance was fake ... she says it was real, and serious.

We got this pic of Kris taken Monday morning, around the time she called producers of "Bachelor In Paradise: After Paradise" and cancelled her scheduled appearance, saying her lip blew up and she was not camera ready.

Kris says the culprit was most likely a spider so she had her room sprayed by an exterminator. The swelling was serious enough for a doctor to prescribe 4 different meds.

As for showing up Tuesday night at Nobu and looking just fine, Kris made it clear to friends and family it took 18 hours for the swelling to go down.

It's not the first time Kris' lips blew up ... she had an allergic reaction to food in the Dominican Republic a few years back.

Kris Jenner was all smiles a day after cancelling a promised appearance on "Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise" because of what she said was a blown-up lip.

Kris hit up Nobu in Malibu Tuesday night and there wasn't a trace of lip 911. A day before, she cancelled her Monday night appearance on the show, saying she had a huge, swollen lip from some sort of insect bite and therefore couldn't appear on TV. She compared it to "a tire on my face."

On Tuesday, the tire was flat.

What's weird is on Sunday Kris went to the VMAs, and her lip looked completely normal -- so the insect bite must have happened sometime after that.

Big bugs out there in Calabasas.

The Kardashians may have bought themselves another round of fireworks ... in court.

Twelve Marina del Rey homeowners -- including several celebs -- have banned together and will file a small claims court lawsuit against Khloe and Kris for terrorizing an untold number of residents, who thought their city was under attack. Turns out it was a massive fireworks show at the stroke of midnight Wednesday to celebrate James Harden's birthday just outside the breakwater.

Each resident will demand $7,500 ... the max allowed in California small claims. As for their damages, one homeowner says her kid freaked out. Another says she has MS and her condition has worsened since the incident. They all say they suffered emotional distress.

The people suing say money is not the object. They want to come face-to-face with Khloe, Kris and the others and confront them for conduct they say was rude and supremely selfish. The reason they chose small claims ... lawyers aren't allowed, so the famous family will have to appear.

Kim Kardashian just bowed to the power of the FDA...reposting her morning sickness drug of choice on social media WITH warnings.

Kim reposted her ad explaining, "i guess you saw the attention my last #morningsickness post received..." Kim included a laundry list of safety information and side effects.