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Tennis legend Andre Agassi is so badass he barely needs sleeves -- so who better to help us crack the ancient mystery ... why the hell do female tennis players grunt so much?

President Obama's inauguration shine was jacked by first lady Michelle Obama, who busted out her bangs and delivered a secret message. To whom? TMZ investigates!

Jim Harbaugh and John Harbaugh squaring off in the Super Bowl is a historic matchup that's still, inexplicably, less interesting than Casey Anthony and Django ... to some people.

These are not the fingernails of a poor person ... or a dead person ... or a Charlie Sheen ... they belong to one of the most famous people on the planet.

Why it doesn't suck to be Adam Levine: Take a good look at his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend.

We sure as hell did.

Here's a pop music bombshell -- the worst Spice Girls fan in the world is MARRIED to a Spice Girl.

Friendship lasts forever, but when you don't know your wife's biggest songs ... the humiliation never ends!

Manti Te'o didn't just inspire a new whole Internet craze (Te'oing) ... he also made life WAAAAYYY easier for one Lance "Yep, I cheated" Armstrong.

Talk about dedication -- one of the dudes in Kris Kross is still wearing his pants backwards ... which means he's had to pee with his pants down for the last 20 years. This deserves its own TMZ rap song.

Nicki Minaj violated 1 of the 3 major rules of STEAKHOUSE ETIQUETTE when she asked for A.1. sauce inside Boa ... but she ain't the only meat sinner in our midst.

"Hey it's Wolfgang Puck, his food doesn't suck, and if you don't like his cooking, well he doesn't give a ... hoot."

And that's just a taste of our new Wolfgang Puck theme song ... bon appetit.

Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo is a spoiled rotten Boston University drunkard who can't handle a little cold weather ... well, at least according to a bitter angry woman from a rival Boston school.

Hint: The bitter angry woman is Shevonne.

Think Jennifer Lopez was thinkin' "Gee, I'm a Dumbass" when she watched Ben Affleck -- the guy she DUMPED back in 2004 -- clean up at the Golden Globes this weekend?

We do.

Quentin Tarantino threw a total hissy fit when asked if there was a connection between movie violence and real violence -- but he's one of the few people who probably doesn't mind putting his foot in his mouth.

Nicki Minaj has a new man, and the undeniable proof is ... missing. But we do have this video -- which is 100% partial evidence ... that she left a restaurant!! See? Totally banging a new bf.

Beyonce is in the middle of a controversy so heated, so intense, so damned sexy -- it requires an extra long look at her GQ cover to sort it all out. Aaah ... journalism!