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Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Mueller are the queens of rehab -- and since they're shacking up in the same facility now ... a sitcom's gotta come out of this mess! C'mon, they can use the work.

Kerry Washington and Craig Robinson were spotted tearing up a dance floor -- and in the process reminding us that sometimes, just sometimes ... stereotypes can be awesome.

Hoda Kotb snatched the 79th spot on Maxim's Hot 100 -- and if you think that's a mistake you're either named Kathie Lee ... or you don't realize HoKo's been perfectly groomed for this honor.

Jay-Z's more than a powerful rapper -- he's a freakin' time traveler! That's the 100% believable buzz now that a grainy 1933 pic of a Hova look-alike has surfaced. Young Forever!

Buffalo Bills superstar Mario Williams just signed a $100 million contract, but he's still suing his ex-fiancée over a piddly $785,000 engagement ring. Time for math class ... NFL edition.

"American Pie" party animal Tara Reid was 100% sober last night ... is what we would say if we didn't have this awesome video of her stumbling out of a Hollywood party. She has fun.

Ex-beauty queen Shanna Moakler says her precious boobs are sex objects, and no place for hungry kids to be hanging out. Sooo ... let's talk milk jugs! And breastfeeding.

Charles Ramsey -- the Cleveland man who helped free 3 missing women -- is the best kind of hero ... the kind that saves lives, and makes you laugh your ass off.

If you didn't buy Lindsay Lohan's answers about addiction ... you're not alone -- so now take LiLo's pop quiz for yourself! Hey, ya can't do any worse than she did.

'Honey Boo Boo' stars Mama June and Sugar Bear finally tied the knot in the redneck wedding of the century -- an event worthy of its own theme song. You're welcome June. Yee-haw!!!

"Naked and Afraid" producer Steve Rankin's rotten, snakebit, bone-exposed foot is in the running for the grossest photo ever taken -- just ask Kermit the Frog!

"Game of Thrones" star Emilia Clarke -- aka the chick with the dragons -- had to bust her ass to prepare for her role ... mastering not one, but TWO, fake languages.

It's almost as impressive as all the nudity producers keep putting on the show.

Chris Martin gets to bang Gwyneth Paltrow -- the most beautiful woman in the world (according to a magazine) -- which is awesome ... if you're into hairy situations. Hey, she said it.

Michael Jordan had to invite a friend as close as Tiger Woods to his huge wedding -- but with his track record ... let's hope TW didn't get too close to the bride, the bridesmaids, the mother of the bride, the cake ...

Samuel L. Jackson knows his way around a golf course -- which is why he didn't hesitate when we asked him to finger the BEST famous linksman. You won't believe your ears ... on a couple of levels.

Country star Billy Currington's never looked better ... in police custody. Seriously, this guy says he's "Pretty Good at Drinking Beer" -- but he's also mastered looking hot for a mug shot. Blue steel, judge!! Blue steel.