Vacations

Jessica Simpson took her girls down to Mexico for a major hangout.

Jess went full throwback to her Daisy Duke days for the vacation with some girlfriends down in Cabo. Only thing missing is a pair of cowboy boots.

Como se dice MILF ... en español?

Michael Strahan is feeling mighty young today ... if it's true you're only as old as the women you feel.

The 44-year-old star of 'Kelly and Michael' was all over his 28-year-old gf Kayla Quick during their vacay on St. Barts. The couple showed off their hard bodies on the beach, and played what looks like a game of tag in the water. Clearly, they both won.

Laura Vandervoort, who played Supergirl on "Smallville," had to channel some of her own super strength when wrestling the ocean tide for her bikini bottom.

Vandervoort is on vacation in Cancun with her boyfriend. Doesn't seem like she's too upset about the near stripping. That's what vacation's for, right?

Gotta say ... she definitely looks better in a bikini than a cape.

Steven Tyler hit up Walt Disney World over Easter weekend and while he didn't crash at Cinderella's Castle, the place where he did stay looked like its own mini Magic Kingdom.

TMZ has learned ... Airbnb hooked up the Aerosmith frontman in a $10k a night lake house in Windermere, about 20 minutes outside Orlando. In other words ... Steven paid zilch to stay there.

We're told he came with his family and there was more than enough room for everyone because the place is huge.

The 4-bedroom home has its own dock on Lake Butler for anyone that gets tired of swimming in the pad's lagoon-like pool.

No doubt Steven slept like a baby after riding the Aerosmith Rock 'n' Roller Coaster ... yep, that's a ride there.

Now that she's got free time (thanks to that suspension) tennis superstar Maria Sharapova ran for the border this weekend ... spending her Easter in a bikini with Chelsea Handler.

The two were spotted in an exclusive area of Cabo San Lucas -- where they took in some sun, took out a boat ... and even rapped together.

The 28-year-old was provisionally banned from tennis after testing positive for the banned substance meldonium ... but it seems she's treating the whole thing more like a vacation than a punishment.

Ole!!!

David Letterman the late night host is no more -- replaced by someone who looks a lot more like Joaquin Phoenix from back in the day.

The 68-year-old already is getting more unrecognizable by the day. He's down in St. Barts sporting a new bald and even bushier bearded look.

If any ZZ Top cover bands are hiring in the Caribbean ... get Dave a guitar.

Jessica Alba was pure hotness across the board riding the Pacific.

Alba took in a little water activity on her Hawaiian vacation ... she's in Maui with her family.

Jessica Alba was up to her knees in hotness as she waded in the blue Pacific.

Jessica and hubby Cash Warren soaked up the sun in Hawaii. They've been together long enough that they're comfortable wearing matching fedoras.

Adrienne Bailon has a new curvy beach bod and boyfriend, who happens to be a Grammy-winning gospel singer, and she showed off both on a Mexican holiday.

The boyfriend first ... Israel Houghton is a famous Christian singer who's got 6 gospel Grammys. Adrienne appeared in the 2013 flick Israel produced called, "I'm in Love with a Church Girl."

Krysten Ritter is doing the New Avengers right in a bikini, especially from behind.

The "Jessica Jones" star enjoyed the surf in Cancun looking super hot.

Julianne Hough got her last licks in a bikini down in Mexico ... gracias dios!

Julianne, her sisters and their mom practiced the time honored tradition of "Sun's out, buns out" on their final day of vacay in Cabo San Lucas.

The only thing sick this time around are their swimsuits -- way better than the puke fest that went down the other day.

When they got back to LAX, JH and co. had an explanation for that mess ... if you buy it.

Andrea Bocelli was flying blind on the slopes Thursday in Switzerland.

The famed tenor was skiing down an impressive St. Moritz ski run with his fam.

Rob Kardashian kicked off his 29th birthday celebration in stepdad mode -- hanging with Blac Chyna and her son, King Cairo.

The trio was all over LEGOLAND on Wednesday, looking like a happy family and having a blast. Rob even wore something besides a black tee for the first time since he's returned to the spotlight.

Julianne Hough and her 3 sisters are having a kick ass Mexican vacation -- bikinis, sun, cervezas and ... projectile vomiting off a boat!

The former "Dancing with the Stars" judge and pro is down in Cabo San Lucas on a family girls trip -- Mom's there too -- and they all set sail Tuesday. Looked like a ton of fun at first ... and then las hermanas y madre turned their stomachs inside out.

Unclear if the illness was booze or wave induced, but Julianne comforted everyone by making sure to capture their puking on her iPhone.

Viva Mexico!

Taylor Swift's famously long legs ain't made for bouncing ... 'cause you gotta see her epic belly flop.

Swiftee and her bf Calvin Harris are off on some tropical island celebrating their first anniversary, and she decided to show off on one of those giant water trampolines.

The best part? Calvin laughing his ass off at her. Coolest guy.

Elin Nordegren's tycoon boyfriend Chris Cline has earned his stripes with Tiger Woods' ex-wife ... in a BIG billionaire way.

The two jetted off for a ski trip to St. Moritz, Switzerland -- it's where the rich go to ski -- and looked real cozy on the mountain ... after arriving by helicopter!

36-year-old Elin met Chris, who's 21 years older, when she started building her post-divorce, mega-mansion in Palm Beach ... right next to his beachfront palace. They split in 2014, but got back together late last year.

You know what they say -- couples who ski together, do NOT golf together ... especially with their exes.