Weird News

In this hilarious video shot outside of Koi last night, Bai approached our cameraman, showed off some new Elaine-inspired moves and tried to come up with a new name for her dance -- to replace "The Crazy Chicken."

Unsolicited, Ling decided to press Pressly with some hard-hitting TMZ-style questions outside Nicky Hilton's fashion show, asking Jaime about Britney Spears and her own plans for Halloween. My Name is Awk-weird!

The never-ending battle of words between boisterous billionaires Donald Trump and Mark Cuban has shifted from the topic of Dan Rather to Internet spam. Ooooh, burn!

Apparently, our friends across the pond are just as obsessed as we are with the trials and tribulations of struggling models.

The only problem -- her birthday bash isn't until October 10th ... a full week later.

Usually, when Adrianne Curry blogs, it just makes her look like a crazy woman. Maybe it's just showing her in true form, but her latest dispatch makes her look a little like Strom Thurmond with fake boobs. America's Next Top Race-Baiter!

The first "America's Next Top Model" initially wrote on her MySpace blog that she's boycotting Black History Month and the BET network, and that while the history of slavery of African-Americans "does suck some major balls," she's imploring them to "move the f**k on."

While several "Dancing With the Stars" contestants are limited in one way or another (Mel B. just had a baby, Wayne Newton has been stretched to the limit for some time), it's doubtful any of them have endured what Mark Cuban has.

The outspoken Dallas Mavericks owner had his hip replaced less than seven weeks before he started practicing for "Dancing With the Stars." Ay caramba!

Ling, who wasted no time hitting the clubs after her triumphant return to Hollywood, complained to TMZ's camera last night at Mr. Chow that she was "jet lagged" and "spaced out." How can ya tell?

The star chatted up our camera guy on his way to the Ivy, doing some one man comedy about O.J. Simpson's fashion choices, picking who he'd rather -- Paris or Britney -- and even asking if we'd be available to film any upcoming car crashes in which he might find himself.

After filling Ling in on the Juice's legal issues last night in front of Koi, Bai tried to tell us that O.J. needs some new hobbies -- "I hope somebody have more interesting thing to do than just robbering and kidnapping."

The West Hollywood meter maid who seemingly tried to trade nude photos of Vida Guerra in exchange for leniency on a ticket has apparently been relieved of his duties.

TMZ spoke to several on-duty Parking Enforcement Officers, who all agreed that L. Salgado had been "fired" from his ticket writin' job.

According to Parking Enforcement Manager Eric Ruiz, officer L. Salgado will not be patrolling the sidewalks while the City conducts an official investigation into the incident. Furthermore, buzz inside the station is that Salgado, who is said to be 18 or 19-years-old, will be fired.

TMZ caught the whole thing on tape over the weekend, showing that after ticketing Guerra, Salgado was heard telling Vida's friend, "You got a naked picture of her, we make the price stay right."

Cameras spotted the always entertaining wacktress outside of club Play last night, where she was "nice" enough to give TMZ a preview of her new song. That's right, Bai Ling is now a quadruple threat; actress, author, singer and chicken dancer extraordinaire.

Her singing is comparable to a breathier Paris Hilton and a warbling Gollum. Bai Ling sang along with her track as she pumped it from her car stereo -- forgetting some of the words to her own tune! Be warned, this singing excerpt is not for the faint of heart ... or anyone else for that matter.

The 42-year-old "Sex and the City" star turned up at the launch of her new fragrance in New York, tressed-out in Duane "Dog" Chapman's white man's mullet! For the love of Carrie Bradshaw!