Who'd You Rather?

Here's the insanely rich WhatsApp co-founder Jan Koum posing with his gorgeous girlfriend in Spain earlier this week (left)... and the Facebook baller who purchased the app from him -- Mark Zuckerberg with his beautiful wife (right).

The billion dollar question is...

No wonder Eddie Murphy played the donkey in "Shrek" ... his daughters got ASS.

19-year-old Shayne and 24-year-old Bria -- Eddie's children with ex-wife Nicole Murphy -- recently posed for some lingerie modeling shots and wow ... just wow. They grew up fast.

It's a really tough call ... but we still gotta ask ...

This is it ... the last bikini objectification of the year ... and so, we proudly present -- KATIE HOLMES VS. JENNIFER ANISTON!!!!

Katie was out in Miami, flaunting her post-Tom Cruise physique in a hot pink 2-piece.

Jennifer is still in Cabo ... hangin' out with her man Justin Theroux.

Two hot bodies -- but there can only be one winner.

So, we gotta ask ...

It's a battle of the brunettes!

Here's "Desperate Housewives" hottie Eva Longoria (38) smiling in a semi-sheer black dress (left) -- and "Spice Girls" singer and style icon Victoria Beckham (39) showing off her patented pout while wearing an equally black dress earlier this week (right).

Here's the hairless 27-year-old Drake's new and improved shirtless picture that surfaced earlier today on a social media page (left) -- and an equally ripped and equally hairless 24-year-old Chris Brown showing off his permanent body art (right).

Only one of them is having anger issues in rehab.

Lady Gaga stole a page right from Heidi Klum's fashion playbook last night -- strolling New York City dressed as an old, feeble lady ... only problem is when Heidi did it, it was a Halloween joke.

Our photog tried to ask about reports she'll be singing in space -- but the pop star was so committed to the old lady role, she refused to break character ... and replied, "You're from space?"

The whole thing was bizarre -- but we gotta ask ...

Here's the reportedly 6'1" American made super model Karlie Kloss (21) towering over the reportedly 5'11" Brazilian bombshell -- and mother of two -- Gisele Bundchen (33) at an awards ceremony in New York City last night.

The most popular costume this Halloween season is Miley's iconic MTV Video Music Awards onesie... and although there were a lot of celebs that hopped on the bear-inspired bandwagon these were the hottest ones we could find.

Here's 31-year-old model/actor Jamie Dornan who was picked up to play Christian Grey in the erotic book-turned-movie "Fifty Shades of Grey" (left) -- and 33-year-old "Sons of Anarchy" badass Charlie Hunnam who made waves after he dropped the same role earlier this month (right).

The Boston Red Sox and St. Louis Cardinals are facing off on the field tonight for Game 1 of the 2013 World Series -- but the real battle is between two bearded baseballers.

With beards like this, both teams are clear winners.

It's a battle of the beaus.

Here's Katharine McPhee's current kissing buddy and married man Michael Morris photographed at a premiere party (left) -- and McPhee's husband of five years Nick Cokas at an awards show (right).

It's a battle of the football baby-daddies!

Here's 28-year-old Adrian Peterson who's reportedly fathered five (or possibly 7) children to date (left) -- and 29-year-old Antonio Cromartie who famously struggled to remember the names of his seven children on HBO's "Hard Knocks" show (right).

Days after being officially renamed to the USA national team, soccer goddesses Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux celebrated by hitting the beaches in Hawaii this weekend ... in very tiny bikinis.

The Women's World Cup tournament is still 2 years away, but qualifiers begin in Fall 2014 ... and the team is scheduled to take on Australia and New Zealand in some friendly matches later this month.

Enjoy the free time while ya got it.

It's a Colombian face-off!

Here's 41-year-old Colombian born and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara posing in a little black dress (left) -- and 25-year-old second generation Colombian and "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega in an equally little and equally black dress (right).

The question is black and white.