Kris Jenner is through watching all of her daughters strip down and bare it all ... the 59-year-old clearly wants in on the action ... and the result is weird as hell.
Kris and Kendall Jenner won't be breaking the Internet anytime soon with this bizarre vid shot for LOVE Magazine's advent calendar ... it's a head-scratcher for sure.
When you're done eyeballing her long-legged 19-year-old daughter check out how a robotic Kris comes off like the sad mom embarrassing her kids at a sleepover.
Well ... at least they don't make out.
Take a look.
Taps 'Project Runway' Designer
... For Xmas Card Dress
12/22/2014 9:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Vanessa Bryant takes her Christmas card photo VERY SERIOUSLY -- so seriously in fact that Mrs. Mamba tapped one of the top designers from "Project Runway" to make her dress.
Kobe Bryant's wife called upon MTCostello -- who has designed clothes for huge stars like Beyonce and Ariana Grande.
They got together and picked out MTCostello's signature "Black Widow" gown -- which comes with a $6,500 price tag!!
Vanessa had flirted with a bronze version of the dress during an earlier fitting ... but ultimately, decided to go with black.
Sources close to the situation tell us ... Vanessa has always been passionate about Xmas cards. As one person put it, "She takes great pride and puts great thought into celebrating because she's very religious."
My Boobs Are
Too Hot for Las Vegas
12/19/2014 2:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Much like Sony did with North Korea, Sharper Image has caved in its battle with the City of Las Vegas ... and in this scenario, Heidi Klum's boobs are "The Interview."
Sharper Image's new ad campaign features a scantily clad Klum alongside suggestive copy designed to get you to buy the gadgets Sharper Image sells that you never knew you needed.
But Klum's cleavage did not meet Clark County code and the ads were barred from being displayed at McCarran Airport. The crux of the problem ... "the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering or any portion thereof below the nipple" -- aka underboob.
So Sharper Image submitted toned downed pics, which were approved, and will soon be displayed for all to see.
Who knew Las Vegas was run by prudes?
My Women's Health Cover Is the Real Deal
12/16/2014 1:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Britney Spears looks ... different on the cover of Women's Health Magazine, and while many people suspect a Photoshop job -- TMZ has obtained video that shows that's probably not the case.
Sources involved with the photoshoot tell TMZ ... Britney's facial changes can be attributed to a makeup technique called "contouring" ... which accounts for her slimmer nose and more defined cheek bones.
Check out the video ... she looks exactly the same on set as she does in print.
It really is Britney, bitch.
12/8/2014 7:54 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
10:00 AM PT -- Clooney's rep tells TMZ, Amal is NOT pregnant.
George Clooney broke his vow by taking one ... and MAYBE the reason is becoming apparent.
Amal Clooney and her husband were leaving Soho House in West Hollywood when a photog took the pics this weekend.
George -- who said he would never marry again -- is unwaveringly silent about stuff like this -- but the photos are definitely interesting.
The one thing we know for sure ... if they are having a kid it doesn't stand a chance of looking bad.
Total M.I.T. ...
12/3/2014 12:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Blake Lively doesn't need a sexy black dress for slimming effect -- 'cause even with a big ole bun in her oven ... she's a total smoke show.
The ex "Gossip Girl" flaunted her belly at a L'Oreal event in NYC last night ... creating a dilemma for all those fans who drooled over her bod long before Ryan Reynolds knocked her up about 5-6 months ago.
Breaking the Internet Is Hard
When You're Pregnant
12/2/2014 11:59 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kourtney Kardashian had the stomach to pose naked for Dujuor magazine.
Kourtney -- who is ready to pop with her third kid -- tried to one up Kim. When you break it down limb by limb ... she really looks amazing ... shades of Demi Moore.
Your move, Khloe.
Enjoy the View
11/24/2014 2:43 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jennifer Lopez showed off her gymnast-level flexibility as she performed on stage at Sunday night's American Music Awards ... sending a message to other pop stars -- bow down to this booty.
The 45 year-old singer performed Sunday with Iggy Azalea ... and even though Beyonce and Nicki Minaj have reached for the ass queen throne -- this ankle-grabbing move solidifies J.Lo's position.
She's still Jenny from the block ... from all angles.
Debuts Music Video
Suck It Iggy, J.Lo and Kim!
11/21/2014 5:17 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Brace yourselves ... Beyonce just released a new music video -- and she makes it clear ... she will NOT be outdone by Iggy, J.Lo or Kim or Nicki.
The video is for her new song 7/11 -- from the platinum edition of her self-titled album set to drop next week.
As for why she released it now ... well, the AMAs are on Sunday and she's about to get some stiff ass competition.
Are you REALLY still reading this? Watch the friggin' video!
Kim K vs. Jeff Beacher
Big Ass vs. Big Ol' Ass
Who Would You Rather?
11/19/2014 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
There've been lots of Photoshopped iterations of Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine shoot -- but only one man has dared to drop trou and put his real butt on blast.
Showman Jeff Beacher adorned himself in a wig, pearls and black lacy gloves in his homage to KK. The owner of the MGM Grand party palace Beacher's Madhouse showed no shame and no mercy.
The question is ...
I've Got a Klitschko
in My Giant Oven
11/18/2014 9:48 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
If there was any doubt Hayden Panettiere was carrying a Klitschko baby ... just take a look.
The "Nashville" star was hanging poolside in Hawaii this weekend. The proportions of the 5'0" actress seem out of whack ... we're guessing that's because her fiance Wladimir Klitschko is a beast ... 6'6" and weighing in at 243 lbs.
No word on whether she'll attempt a natural childbirth, and the reality is the kid may not be all that big ... but then again, the baby girl could be gargantuan.
Good luck Hayden!
Doubles Down On Kim K
'No Talent, Desperate, Photoshop'
11/17/2014 6:29 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Even MORE shots fired in Michelle Beadle's war on Kim Kardashian ... and it's all on video.
Beadle already blasted the reality star on Twitter last week over the nude shots for Paper Magazine -- and this weekend at LAX, Beadle made it clear she isn't backing off.
"What else is she gonna do? She's got no talent," Beadle said.
"She doesn't have anything else to show off ... so I get why she's doing it."
"And photoshop's wonderful."
So far, no word from Kim on the situation.
Untouched Ass Photos
11/14/2014 8:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The so-called "untouched" pics of Kim Kardashian's ass circulating online are not real ... this according to the magazine that published the real deal.
The pics that are circulating show what everyone expects to see ... dimplings, rolls, a wider waist and stretch marks. The pic on the left is almost a cartoon version of reality. The pic on the right is a little better, just showing uneven cheeks.
A rep for Paper Magazine tells TMZ none of the photos are authentic. The Chief Creative Officer for the mag said on TMZ Live ... none of the Photoshopping they did was drastic.
The fakes going around are all over the place ... some make her ass look bigger, others make it look smaller.