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An Open Letter from a Paris BFF

Shut up, Jennifer, you idiot. And quit whining because your party hostess is out of commission for…

PerezSux 2178 days ago
Crusty Old Stars at Crustacean for TV Archive

Excuse me, TMZ, but why do you have to be so friggin' mean about the ages of these wonderful…

PerezSux 2182 days ago
Celebrity Ass-trology -- Lindsay Lohan

As a Cancerian, I can tell you that my life has never been better and that is the one of more…

PerezSux 2185 days ago
Paula: I'm Deeply Hurt

"as posted by Perez Hilton." Its not a scoop for that fat thieving no-talent. For Page Six, yes.…

PerezSux 2187 days ago
Paris: Like a Prayer

Why am I not surprised to hear that Paris is on her knees?

PerezSux 2187 days ago
Bragman to Paula: I'm Not a Yo-Yo

Howard's a cool guy, Paula is a pathetic no-talent whose 15 minutes of fame should have ended years…

PerezSux 2187 days ago
Did Dr. Laura's Son Have a Deathwish?!

Dr. Laura's hateful intolerance is coming back to bite her in the bony ass and she deserves…

PerezSux 2187 days ago
Ashley Judd's Hubby Wins Indy 500

All these silly Hollywood hags could take a lesson from Ashley. She is well mannered, smart,…

PerezSux 2190 days ago
Superman's Big Blowout

For Christ's sake, you morons, this is NOT a story. Leave them alone.

PerezSux 2196 days ago
Did Perez Lift His Logo?

Hmmmm....funnyhow TMZ has stopped linking to Perez over on the right side of their page, as a "Hot…

PerezSux 2196 days ago