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Salahis Threaten to Sue 'Real Housewives of D.C.'

Since when did interspecies marriage become legal in the US? That is clearly a marriage between a…

Ashton C 605 days ago
Not All Kardashian Butts Are Created Equal ...

Jesus Kim! Tha's just plain nasty! Does she need two toilets to do her biznus?? I mean really ew,…

Ashton C 677 days ago
Oksana vs. Mel -- The Cigarette Incident

OMG I see Mel Gibson's Clean up crew is all here in full force this morning trying to clean up his…

Ashton C 677 days ago
Oksana vs. Mel -- The Cigarette Incident

Mel Gibson is the opposite of a Vuvuzela. He’s annoying when he doesn’t get blown.

Ashton C 677 days ago
Oksana vs. Mel -- The Cigarette Incident

Mel Gibson is the opposite of a Vuvuzela. He’s anoying when he doesn’t get blown.

Ashton C 677 days ago
'Jersey Shore' -- The Strike Is Ovah!

The strike is over??? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! ..oh wait.. I dont give a crap.

Ashton C 677 days ago
Lohan's New Lawyer: 'We're Gonna Go After Them'

Oh dear jesus is this ass-clown for real????? Lindsay is going to go after the court? the judge?…

Ashton C 687 days ago
Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail

While I'm secretly weeping inside, I just love how the botox shots have finally proved that they…

Ashton C 691 days ago
'Bueller' Star Busted -- Irresponsible Sex Offender

When I was 18 years old and living in the Hollywood Hills this creep saw me one day walking my dog…

Ashton C 697 days ago