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Jesse James' Ex -- Questioned in Liquid Assault

She didn't even hit him. . .that fat slob got knocked out by a half cup of warm coffee. Yeah, she's…

Dave 942 days ago
Kerry vs. Diane: Who'd You Rather?

The white girl has NO LIPS

Dave 944 days ago
Junior Seau -- Released from Hospital

Why does it take 6-8 weeks for a blood test?

Dave 944 days ago
Lindsay -- Going to Court, Begging for Rehab

"We're told Lindsay is ready and willing to stay in rehab for as long as Judge Fox wishes." Skip…

Dave 944 days ago
Jasmine Waltz vs. Rachel Uchitel: Who'd You Rather?

That's a bad pic of Rachel. . . .I have no doubt she's absolutely incredible in bed. She gets my…

Dave 949 days ago
Obama Streaker to be Paid 'Extremely Handsomely'

"There have been a number inventions by African Americans, blood transfusion,gas mask, blood bank,…

Dave 950 days ago
Obama Streaker to be Paid 'Extremely Handsomely'

"And people don't understand why people from other countries hate the U.S. with such passion." He's…

Dave 950 days ago
Chilean Miner #21 -- Greeted By Mistress

C'mon people!! Do I have to spell it out? Stranded with 32 men for 69 days. . . .comes out and has…

Dave 950 days ago
Rachel Uchitel -- I Got Jacked at Recovery Center

Where do you people live?. . . .under a rock? Seriously, you guys are all worked up over a single…

Dave 955 days ago
'Transformers 3' Stunt Victim Sues Studios

Come to think of it, probably closer to 50 million

Dave 958 days ago