Jelena went to Mastro's as part of their 2014 reunited tour.
Oh, to be young and in love ... and filthy rich.
Chris Brown went clubbing Friday in West Hollywood ... and things were tame/boring.
Brown and GFish Karrueche Tran hit up Hooray Henry's last night ... and left in subdued fashion -- except for the car, which was kinda baller.
As TMZ first reported, Brown has told friends he's swearing off drugs and purging all negative influences from his life ... because he never wants to see the inside of a jail cell again.
Which is probably why he looked so bored inside the club.
Mercedes "MJ" Javid swears she hasn't been photoshopped, she really did drop 20 lbs., and she tells TMZ ... she did it the old fashioned way -- lots and lots of sex ... and some traditional exercise.
The "Shahs of Sunset" star says she's seen all the haters accusing her of doctoring the pics from a recent swimsuit shoot -- but says her real secret is simply banging the weight away.
Best of all ... MJ claims the more pounds she shed, the more sex she had -- and the more sex she had, the more calories she burned. The least vicious cycle ever!
She admits cutting back on hard partying and late-night boozing definitely helped too ... along with hiking, biking, tennis and dodge ball -- but says she's definitely sticking to her sex diet. She says bluntly, "I'm too pretty to be fat!"
Her ego is NOT slimming down.
Scott Disick has taken partying to a whole new level ... and this time its going to line his pockets in a big way.
We found out ... Disick agreed to host a patriotic booze fest July 5th at Harrah's Pool After Dark in Atlantic City ... and will rake in around $50K.
We're told Scott signed the deal last week ... around the same time Kourtney threw him out of their Hamptons house following a nuclear argument over his propensity for partying.
Fun fact: The last time Scott hosted at the club was May 2012 ... when he blew off Kourtney's baby shower for the pool party.
A cowboy hat is pretty much an extension to the body of any male country star.
Wait 'til you see what they look like WITHOUT them!!!SEE MORE »
Aaron Hernadez believes he's NOT SAFE inside Bristol County Jail ... claiming jail officers could be out to harm him ... and he's begging a judge to move him to another jail, STAT.
The former New England Patriots tight end just filed documents with the court asking to transfer to a jail located closer to Boston ... and his explanation for the request is very interesting.
The guy who owned Walt Disney's old mansion was not able to get his $90 million asking price, and had to settle for a measly $74 million. Sucks, right?
Gabriel Brener, co-owner of the Houston Dynamo soccer team, bought the Carolwood Estate in a ritzy area of L.A. in the 90s from the Disney trust for $8.45 million and made some HUGE improvements over the years.
The mansion now has 8-bedrooms, 17 bathrooms and sits on nearly 4 acres. It features a pool, wine cellar, tennis court, library, gym, putting green and movie room.
The estate -- listed by Jay Harris from The Agency -- does not have many Disney touches left, but Brener held on to Mrs. Disney's infamous rose bushes, the tunnel ... and the famous Disney gate.
The stalker who has shown up repeatedly at Selena Gomez' house and actually entered her property has just been ordered to get treatment in a mental health facility ... but the bad news for Selena ... he could be out in as early as 30 days.
Che Cruz pled no contest Friday to felony stalking. He was ordered to a mental health facility where he will be on lockdown for 30 days. After that, he must complete a total of 180 days at the facility, but he's not required to stay there.
The problem, of course ... Cruz is clearly unstable and everything hinges long-term on him finishing the program. And, he's proven already ... once out of custody, he makes a beeline for Selena.
The judge also issued an unusual, 10-year protective order, requiring Cruz to stay 200 yards from Selena. Again ... he's already violated a protective order.
The good news ... Selena's back with Justin Bieber and he has really aggressive hired muscle.
Justin Bieber caught a few ZZZZZs in the studio last night ... and he did so cuddled all up on Selena Gomez.
This continues the latest reunion of the entity known as Jelena. As TMZ first reported, the two hung out on Monday night at Bootsy Bellows for a friend's birthday ... and Justin recently Instagrammed a photo of them with the caption, "Our love is unconditional."
Our sources say Selena's family is worried about her reconciliation with Bieber and feel it's no coincidence she threw an all-out rager at her house right when she's getting back together with Bieber.
The pic was taken on Shots ... a selfie app.
These two are like Thelma and Louise ... and Justin is definitely Louise.
Jeremy Meeks -- aka Dreamy McMug Shot -- for sure does one thing well ... he makes good kids, and has a very loyal mom who says McMug is being stereotyped because of his old tattoos.
Meeks is currently being held on $900,000 bail for illegally possessing firearms and ammo, carrying a loaded firearm in public and criminal street gang activity.
His mother, Katherine Angier, is trying to raise money for bail using the website GoFundMe. She wrote, "Please help. My son was taken into custody on his way to work. He is a working man with a son. He is being stereotyped due to old tattoos."
She added, "He's my son and he is so sweet. Please help him to get a fair trial or else he'll be railroaded."
McMug's sister tells TMZ ... the only reason he carries guns is because he used to be in a gang and needs to protect himself. And she says, he's been a practicing Christian for 7 years.
The D.A.'s office says Meeks is a known member of the Northside Gangster Crips ... which is why gang charges were also filed against him.
Angier is hoping to raise $25,000 for her son's bail ... but as of this posting, she's only received $238.
The kid is 3 years old. The mother is McMug's wife. They have been married for 4 years.
Check out the gallery below of a few shots of Jeremy through the years. Let's just say ... a haircut did the man wonders!