Baywatch

Think of all the people from "Baywatch" you wish had a sex tape. Now think of Jeremy Jackson.

Yes, the kid who played The Hoff's son is all grown up -- literally. There's a sex tape being shopped around town starring Jackson and top Vivid porn star Sky Lopez.

We're told the tape is about 45 minutes in length, but so far -- no buyers.

We just got this statement from Jeremy: "Listen, this video was made by my best friend. Between me and a casual sex partner who just so happened to be a former porn star. I was later physically threatened if I didn't turn the DVD over to some drug addicted thugs.

"They said, 'Sky wanted it back and didn't want to ever be seen as a porn star, that she had turned to God and was changing her life.' So I gave it up for HER and so they would not beat me up and 'make my life hell' as they had threatened. I was blackmailed. This private recording becoming public kinda sucks. But I thought people out there should know the truth and how far some people will go to make a quick buck."

At 19, Jeremy was arrested for having a crystal meth lab in his home.

When not doing his hair and brows, Jackson -- who has been sober since 2000 -- is an event planner.

Interestingly, Traci failed to thank RuPaul for teaching her how to do hair and makeup.

Williams has earned the title of one of L.A.'s Most Wanted Delinquent Parents for failing to care for five children and owes over $209,000. In 2000, Williams plead no contest to failing to support two of his sons, but failed to appear at a later scheduled court date, so a warrant for his arrest was issued.

While he's no Bill Gates, Williams has steadily earned income as an actor appearing in everything from "Everwood" to "Law & Order: SVU." Most recently he worked on a movie currently in post-production co-starring Luke Perry and LeAnn Rimes.

TMZ contacted LACCSS, who told us the information on their website is up-to-date. When TMZ asked if it was in fact the "Baywatch" star, a rep replied, "Why? Do you know where he is?"

Chavez Venezuela has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air, claiming it may be inappropriate for children. Aye carumba!

Replacing the Simpson family - "Baywatch Hawaii" - a wholesome show where half naked bodyguards strut their enhanced ta-tas on the beach.

The decision was made to get rid of "The Simpsons" after several viewers complained to Venezuela's National Telecommunications Commission. Elba Guillen, a spokeswoman for Televen TV in Caracas, said showing the animated cartoon series at 11 a.m. could violate national
regulations prohibiting "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents." We're guessing Venezuela doesn't get irony.

TMZ caught the giggly actress donating money to the dog of a man in need. Yes, the dog. Wonder what put her in such a happy mood? Nicole then happily flipped off cameras and jibber-jabbed about J.Lo's pregnancy and working on TV pilots.

It's so nice to see a together, healthy and upbeat former child star out having a good time.

The actress flashed back to her old C.J. glory days for an upcoming DIRECTV commercial, equipped with three lifeguard-certified flotation devices.

Thankfully, the Hoff, in his famous itty-bitty red outfit, was nowhere to be seen.

The "Baywatch" babe's estranged rocker husband made a late-night stop at a Los Angeles gas station to pick up a plus-sized pack. Fill 'er up!

Whether they're just for show or actually fit, we're glad Davey's keeping it safe.

David Hasselhoff and estranged wife Pamela left family court this week, trying to work out details in what has become one of the ugliest divorces in Hollywood -- a divorce laced with serious domestic violence allegations.

In court documents released Wednesday, the judge ordered the former 'Baywatch' star to "remove his personal effects from the family residence" on April 19. The order goes on: "A neutral, 3rd party is to be present at the exchange."

The judge, taking nothing for granted, ordered that the visit be "peaceable," adding, "Parties may have the exchange videotaped if they wish." The judge warned that any videos shot could not be shown without a court order. The reference is obviously designed so that neither party could leak the tape to the media.

The Hasselhoff relationship wasn't always this way. Just two years ago, the once-happy couple talked about their love for each other, but also hinted that tempers sometimes flared.