Beauty

Porsha Williams is gonna have bitches clamoring for jailhouse makeovers after they see the mug shot she just took in Atlanta.

TMZ obtained the mug shot -- taken with full hair and makeup -- when the "Real Housewives of Atlanta" cast member turned herself in to the Fulton County Sheriff to be booked for simple battery ... a misdemeanor.

As TMZ first reported ... an arrest warrant was issued for Porsha stemming from the brawl she had with Kenya Moore while shooting RHOA.

Porsha was released immediately after posting her $2,000 bail. She paid cash.

Werk.

Serena Williams showed off a little skin yesterday, frolicking in the ocean and enjoying the glorious weather of Miami.

In the battle for the best butt around ... advantage Williams.

This is fantastic: Kate Upton -- one of the hottest women in the world -- has bravely taken it upon herself to dispel crazy reports she's insecure about her body ... insisting she loves every inch of her flawless physique.

The Sun newspaper ran a story over the weekend purporting to quote Kate, who allegedly said, "I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life." But Kate now insists she never said that.

She just tweeted, "Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body -- every part of it -- and wouldn't change a thing."

That's right. Kate Upton wouldn't change a thing about her body. Imagine that.

She adds, "Every single day, I'm like, 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,' especially if people didn't constantly bring them up." This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.

Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons ... so she could take them on and off as she pleases.

Ladies, the angry mob line starts to your left.

Bob Saget's looks are nothing to laugh at!

Here's the then 38-year-old "Full House" patriarch at a hockey game in Los Angeles back in 1994 (left) and 20 years later, the foul mouthed 57-year-old father of three at a book event in New York City earlier this month (right).

67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.

Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.

As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??

These are the Rihanna photos you've been waiting for your whole life -- down on all fours and bottomless. BOOM GOES THE INTERNET!!!

RiRi was posing for pics in the Hollywood Hills yesterday as part of a photo shoot for a French magazine ... wearing some kind of bikini top and nothing else. To make it even hotter, there was even a guy whose job it was to pour water down her back.

Move over Anderson Cooper -- "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane (aka McSteamy) upped his silver fox game to a new level this week in Mexico -- rocking the hair of a man twice his age ... and the body of a man half his age.

41-year-old Dane and his 42-year-old wife Rebecca Gayheart were photographed as a twosome Tuesday -- looking hot in their pool gear -- and Dane's hair is whiter than ever.

It's true ... age really is just a number.