Beauty

Lo and behold ... the only surviving shot from the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photo shoot that hasn't been touched up by professionals ... and it might be the best one of the entire spread.

The pic was taken behind the scenes during Lindsay's 2-day shoot back in November -- right before she disrobed for a Marilyn Monroe-inspired spread.

The final shoots were leaked onto the web yesterday -- and while Lindsay looks good, it's obvious they were photoshopped like a mutha.

So, we gotta ask ...

Jane Fonda is no "Monster-in-Law."

Here's the 48-year-old aerobics wonder back on the cover of one of her VHS workout tapes in 1986 (left) -- and 25 years later, the 73-year-old stretching it out on one of her brand new DVDs (right).

Her body is working "9 to 5."

Somehow Lea Michele, Katherine Heigl and Sofia Vergara all agreed to star in that "New Year's Eve" movie.

Question is ...

Jennifer Hudson took her slender figure out for a stroll with her yoked wrestler fiancé David Otunga and their adorable son little David in L.A. on Thursday.

Although she once claimed to be a lesbian, controversial singer Sinead O'Connor celebrated her 45th birthday by marrying a man for the fourth time at a drive-thru wedding in Las Vegas yesterday.

Wearing a demure tattoo-revealing low-cut pink gown, Sinead walked down the aisle back of a Cadillac with fiancé Barry Herridge, 38, at the notorious Little White Wedding Chapel -- the same spot Britney Spears said I do to Jason Alexander in 2004.

As the happily married couple exited the chapel ... no one threw ripped up pics of the Pope.

Oh wait, it's actually Geri Halliwell in London earlier this week.

A thonged out Miss Venezuela 2002 Aida Yespica gave away a free handful of booty on the beach in Miami yesterday ... in front of her kid ... during Day 2 of her amazing butt floss bikini vacation.

As for Aida's cheeky friend ... she's a model from Paraguay named Claudia Galanti.

These chicks really know how to give each other a helping hand.

"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica hit the beach in Miami yesterday with a butt floss bikini ... and her 3-year-old son.

There's nothing like a mother's love ... for attention.

"Real Housewives of NYC" lovelies Ramona Singer, 55, and Sonja Morgan, 48, showed off their unreal swimsuit bodies in Miami this weekend.

Question is ...

Pamela Anderson took her sexy mother-of-two lady bits to Mexico and shook her booty -- and weave -- at a Playboy event on Thursday.

There is nothing remotely scary about "American Horror Story" hunk Dylan McDermott.

Here's the 32-year-old "Steel Magnolias" star back in 1993 (left) -- and 18 years later, the 50-year-old at an event in L.A. recently (right).

"Practice" makes perfect.

Race car diva Danica Patrick knows how to rev people's engines ... by showing off her rockin' bod in a sexy red bikini in Hawaii this week.

Little Britney Spears turns 30 today ... but it seems like only yesterday that she was in the Mickey Mouse Club, recording smash hits, posing in a bra on Rolling Stone, dating Justin Timberlake, attempting to act in a movie, dancing with snakes, kissing Madonna, marrying for 55 hours, getting an annulment, remarrying, having kids, driving with her kids in her lap, divorcing, partying with Paris, flashing her Britney, dating the paparazzi, traipsing barefoot through Malibu gas stations, shaving her head, attacking paps with an umbrella, going to rehab, going to rehab, going to rehab, imploding at the VMAs, being hauled out on a gurney, wearing pink wigs, almost losing custody of her kids, being put under a conservatorship, gazing blankly into space, lip synching, arm dancing, falling for her agent and getting back on top.

Here's to 30 more great years in the spotlight, Brit Brit.

Italian fashion designer Robert Cavalli definitely enjoys the finer things in life ... like having his sexy younger Russian girlfriend become his personal suntan lotion applier in Miami on Thursday.

Nice to see the 71-year-old still uses protection.

Dallas Mavericks star DeShawn Stevenson has a fallback plan in case the new NBA deal falls apart -- TATTOO ARTIST -- and TMZ has learned he got his first crack at human flesh earlier this week.

The honchos at Fallen Sparrow Tattoo Co. tell us ... Stevenson rolled in with friends Monday ... but instead of being the canvas, the NBA star thought it would be a good idea to take the needle and do some designing on someone else.

We're told DeShawn's favorite tat artist, Chad, volunteered for the mark -- so Stevenson grabbed the needle and inked the guy's leg with his jersey number, 92.

Fortunately, only the usual amount of blood was shed ... and Chad tells us, "For a first-timer, he actually did a pretty good job."

With BS divorce rumors swirling ... Katy Perry and Russell Brand permanently marked their happily married love last week by both getting tattoos after her concert in L.A.

Katy got a smiling peppermint on her ankle, while Russell marked his arm with the badge of his favorite soccer team, West Ham United.

Katy even proceeded to try her hand at the needle by inking brave legendary tattoo artist Bang Bang with the same peppermint symbol.