Fashion

Nicky Hilton decided to wear a very irie piece of fashion while visiting her sister in the slammer over the weekend.

The item of choice ... a dress appropriately named "Alice B. Toklas." Interestingly, the Alice B. Toklas Cook Book included the first published recipe for "Haschich [sic] Fudge," more commonly known as ... pot brownies. Shabaaa!

Sources tell TMZ that the stoney dress is just one from Nicky's extensive collection of Kate & Kass. Nicky purchased this dress last month at the Sienna Boutique on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles. Of course, in typical Hilton style, she bought the entire line!

Usually seen in Governator-wife attire with her face camera-ready, JFK niece Maria chose this Hyannisport look for a midday outing with Ahnold and their usual troop of security guards.

Ask what you can do for your lunch date.

"Grey's" Dr. Shepherd was on location for the romantic comedy flick, "Made of Honor," due next year.

With her fate hanging in the balance, Paris Hilton decided to face the judge dressed in ... drab gray sweats!

TMZ has learned that Sarah kept things on the straight and narrow width, while shopping with a friend in New York on Tuesday. Sarah stopped by retail emporium Te Casan in Soho to get her routine shoe fix -- and to see if they had stocked up on half sizes -- she wears a 6 1/2. If the shoe fits -- wear it, girl!

After charging about $600 on two pairs of Gianluca flats, Mrs. Freddie Prinze Jr. requested a cold drink from the store's bar and specified that it definitely had to be "non-alcoholic." Hmmmm. Was the 30-year-old beauty just not in the mood for a cocktail -- or could this be a sign of something bigger to come?! Time will tell, baby!

Joey Lawrence turned up at an event in New York on Wednesday, coiffed within an inch of his muscly, manscaped life! Gimme a break!

With his spraytanned skin, uber-waxed brows, Posh-age shades, Madonna-inspired rosary, cleavage-baring top in size XSmedium -- ever-so nonchalantly semi-tucked into his white-belted premium denim -- Joey looks like a bald wannabe Gotti brother in a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" science project!

Whoa, is right!

Dressed like a total poshtitute in what appears to be a botched tuxedo/racing ensemble, Victoria Beckham somehow took home the Woman of the Year crown at the Glamour Magazine awards last night. Say whaaaat?!

Though Mrs. Beckham was touted by the mag's editor as "a role model" and "indicative of the modern woman," Beckham's only recent accomplishments appear to be constantly looking hungry and pissed-off, and shtupping one of the sexiest men in the world. Role model indeed ... for automatons and streetwalkers!

Other "glamorous" women honored at the event included Sienna Miller -- who said she had too much wine to make a speech -- and the musical group Girls Aloud (think Pussycat Dolls with British accents). What, Jordan wasn't available? The ceremony was somewhat redeemed by also giving awards to Angelina Jolie (yes, Posh beat Angie for the highest honors), Beyoncé and Helen Mirren -- though none of them showed up to receive the, er, honor.

Who knew sexy Jessica Alba wore clothes?!

The "Fantastic Four" star went on a major shopping binge in Beverly Hills last week, stocking up on some hot summer gear. During her shopping extravaganza, Alba hit up trendy Harmony Lane boutique twice and charged up ten dresses and five tops in size XS. Betch! Jess also picked up some Insititute Liberal shrugs and a bunch of Vita bracelets and J.Rae necklaces. In total, the 26-year-old dropped over $4,300 -- and even came back to shop with her parents! Look what I bought, mommy!

We're told Alba was looking for outfits for her upcoming summer travel with boyfriend Cash Warren, aka the luckiest former production assistant in the world!

She may be stylin' with her latest finds, but hopefully Jess realizes all anyone really wants to see her wearing is -- absolutely nothing!

TMZ has learned that Jen hit Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills and dropped over a thousand bucks on three Kaloo plush toys for the little newborn. A well-placed source tells us the 38-year-old left a note to include with the gifts that read: "Dear Wyatt, Welcome to the World! xxoo Jen." Awww!

Miss Aniston needn't worry; advancements in fertility should give her plenty of time to decide if she wants to conceive a lil' friend of her very own!

After presenting at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, Victoria Beckham dined at Nobu -- well, she was there -- no word on whether she actually ate anything -- in an outfit more appropriate for Hollywood Blvd. than Malibu! Need a date?

Apparently, Posh enjoys selling as much as buying!

Ash, wearing some type of optical device that looks like it was devised for Helen Keller, was carrying a massive alligatorish bag -- which might just be the carrying case for her crazazy sunglasses.

Afterwards, Ashley went to her mah-jongg game and brought her fabulous homemade kugel. Such a doll that one!

Legendary rap star and hockey enthusiast Snoop Doggy Dogg dipped into his 'stache stash last night, in an effort to stay under the radar at the Stanley Cup Finals in Anaheim. Somehow, despite the incredibly convincing disguise, he stood out from the crowd.

Maybe it's because summer is right around the corner. Maybe it's because they want to show the world what close friends they are. Whatever their reason, yellow was the answer to all of yesterday's questions.

The BFFs shopped around Beverly Hills boutiques on Wednesday, toting ginormous matching handbags and goggle sunglasses. Rumer was sporting a perky and more Demi-Moore-ish haircut. On the sidewalk, they were not toppled by the weight of their purses, and even managed to thrown in some giggles for gawkers.

With her Gap jeans and Sketchers sneakers nowhere to be found, "American Idol's" Jordin Sparks is being tweezed, waxed and flat-ironed into her Badgley Mischka gowns! After all, "American Idols" aren't born -- they're made!!

The high-end designers have outfitted the gorgeous 17-year-old for tonight's finale, making it the first time a world renowned couture house has custom-made ensembles for an "A.I." finale. Good thing Melinda Doolittle was cut -- Badgley Mischka gowns don't come in neckless!

Last night's show also featured Jordin wearing a slimming black and green mini-dress by Poppie Couture (pictured here), which designer/stylist Poppie Harris handbeaded herself. And to think, just last month, Jordin was buying Nicole Miller dresses off the rack at Bloomingdales. Quelle Horreur!

My Blankee has sent a half dozen of the plush 30" x 35" hypoallergenic blankets to the fashionista felon in hopes of making her stay at the Prison Hilton a little more tolerable. Or she can tie them together and try to escape!

While we're told the blankees are a hit with children of celebs like Tori Spelling and Gwen Stefani, Paris will be the first incarcerated A-lister (?) to cuddle with the $66 security blanket. That's hot!

With tonight's season finale, "Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere is hanging up her cheerleading uniform -- at least for the summer!

But it looks like the 17-year-old won't be lacking any outfits. TMZ has learned that on a recent retail blitz at trendy Beverly Hills boutique Harmony Lane, Hayden dropped over $2000 on dresses, tops and jewelry. Save the aggravation. Save the receipt!

Sources tell TMZ the underage beauty spent over an hour picking out items like a sexy $289 Voom Butterfly dress, a plush $289 Deborah Lindquist cashmere skull cardigan and $84 Vita bracelets/necklaces. Even superheroes like to accessorize! We're told Hayden kept talking about how excited she was to be a part of the hit show and how the whole cast goofs around a lot on set. Saving the world from total destruction can be such a pissah!