Serena's Cl-Assy Outfit
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From the waist up, Serena Williams was schoolmarm chic -- but the PTA might have a problem with those pants, which look like they were picked off the floor of a Spearmint Rhino.
Back Hoff My Ass!
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David Hasselhoff let us know how to say "Merry Christmas" in German -- but when he was done with our questions, all he had to do was turn around and have his embroidered booty tell us to "Back Hoff."
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Lily Allen Proves She's No Britney
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She wears underwear! The 23-year-old British popwreck left a Christmas party in London last night with her present almost completely unwrapped.
Either her dress has come undone at the seams or the designer of Lily's "flashy" frock is as drunk as she (often) is.
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Paula Abdul Declares War
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Here's Laker Girl turned "American Idol" judge Paula Abdul in NYC last night -- and a reenactment of a British "Redcoat"soldier during the War of 1812.
One of them did not deploy a wardrobe stylist.
We're just sayin'.
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SPOT the Stain!
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This is Spot. See Spot make a spot. Bad Spot!
Fall Fashion Falls Flat!
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There has always been a fine line between fab and drab in the fashion world. See who missed the mark!
Mary-Kate: Miami Yikes!
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With a tropical Zorro hat, beachy blue velvet Stevie Nicks blazer, spring shade of black useless scarf, raggedy bell bottoms and Summer of Love platform wedges, Mary-Kate Olsen endured a bitter cold 75 degree winter day in Miami Beach on Wednesday.
No word if she went for a swim in a lambswool bikini or thermal one-piece.
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Nothing Says Forever ...
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... like a pair of wedding rings that look like they were bought at a Hot Topic in the mall.
Best of luck to you, Heidi and Spencer.
Don't Sweater the Small Stuff
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Maybe they should have kept these scratchy sweaters in the corner of the closet.
Winona Jewel Heist Mystery
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A hugely expensive bracelet on loan to Winona Ryder has gone missing in Spain, but it's Winona who feels like the victim.
Here's the lowdown. Winona was in Madrid Sunday for a Marie Claire event. Marie Claire had given Winona a Bulgari bracelet and a ring to wear, worth $125,000. She also got a dress, shoes and some other stuff to wear to the shindig.
After Winona left Madrid, the bracelet and ring turned up missing. There's a report in a French magazine saying Winona claimed she went to the front desk at the hotel and gave the jewelry to the front desk, but the surveillance cam doesn't show her doing that. The intimation -- Winona stole the bling.
In fact, we know what happened. The morning after the event, around 6:00 AM, Winona checked out of the hotel. No one from Marie Claire was around to collect the stuff, so she left everything in her hotel room.
Our sources confirm the bracelet and ring did indeed turn up missing -- the dress and other stuff weren't taken. We're told Winona never said she had taken the jewels to the front desk, and whoever planted the story may be covering up for someone who had access to the room after she left.
So far, Winona has not been contacted by the police.
ATL 'Housewife' Scores Diamond With Turkey
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Who cares if her last sugar daddy was "technically married?" Kim from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" ain't ever gonna do better, at least in the bling department.
A Mismatch Made in Flea Market Heaven
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They say there's someone for everyone.
Unmarried lovers Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter trick-or-treated a few weeks late in Malibu over the weekend.
Not even successful Hollywood directors are safe from the evil fashion tyranny that are Crocs.
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Sneaker Freaks
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Forget having a baby! The new trend in Hollywood is to have your own custom sneakers. Michael Jordan would be so proud.
Jessica Biel: Hot Granny Mess
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Wearing Justin's '30s Dick Tracy fedora, Mary-Kate Olsen's '70s oversized owl shades, a sexy early 20th century Mennonite party/house dress, a '90s brown leather Gap belt and an '80s hair-band groupie's bag, Jessica Biel worked the timeless runway of Melrose Ave. on Wednesday.
It takes years and years and years to look as hot as Jessica!
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Marc Jacobs Co. Pays $1 Million in Bribery Case
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The New York State Attorney General has nailed designer Marc Jacobs for allegedly bribing a State official so he could get a desirable venue for his fashion show.
A.G. Andrew Cuomo says Jacobs's company, Marc Jacobs International, has agreed to pay a $1 million fine.
According to docs, Jacobs wanted the 69th Regiment Armory, run by the State. The A.G. claims James Jackson, the former Superintendent of the 69th Regiment Armory, demanded bribes from Jacobs and others over an eight-year period to use the Armory.
Rivers Runs Through Michelle O's Wardrobe
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Joan Rivers tore into the First Lady-Elect's wardrobe yesterday, whining that Michelle O needs to start channeling Jackie O -- stat! Then again, what the hell does Joan Rivers know about fashion?!
