Christina Aguilera All American Ass!

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The day before the elections, singer turned television show judge Christina Aguilera showed off her bootyful patriotic backside in a pair of sexy skintight blue pants with white stars all over them in L.A. last night.

Aguilera was at Mozza, where she had dinner with fellow "Voice" judge Blake Shelton and his wife Miranda Lambert (video below).

Fun fact: Aguilera is super familiar with Mozza. It's where she was boozing heavily on the night she was arrested for public intoxication along with her bf Matt Rutler last year. Yeah, that happened.

Levi Johnston I Wore CAMOUFLAGE At My Wedding

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Levi Johnston refused to get married in a traditional tuxedo ... instead he opted for a camouflage outfit that would help him blend in with the foliage ... and TMZ has the pics.

Bristol Palin's baby daddy tied the knot with his other (less famous) baby mama Sunny Oglesby last weekend in Alaska ... and before the ceremony, the couple posed for the obligatory artsy photo session.

The pics contain lots and lots of long passionate stares at various objects ... including a mirror ... a haystack ... each other's eyes ... empty fields ... and the sun.

Levi and Sunny also felt compelled to pose in a bed of red and white roses.

You really don't want to miss it.

Kardashian Fam Hammered By SECOND Makeup Co. You Stole From Us, Too!!

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The Kardashian family attorney tells TMZ, "The Kardashians value the integrity of trademark ownership and as such they align themselves with partners who do so as well. Their partner in their cosmetics line, Boldface licensing + branding, went through the appropriate legal channels in obtaining the rights to use the name Khroma Beauty by Kourtney, Kim and Khloé in the Color Category with the United States Patent and Trademark Office, making all proper legal filings."

He adds, "As a result, it is the Kardashians' firm belief that Boldface licensing + branding's use of the name Khroma Beauty by Kourtney, Kim and Khloe marketed with the distinctive Kardashian name is appropriate and does not violate the rights of any other entity."

The Kardashian family is now fighting TWO makeup wars at the same time -- TMZ has learned a second cosmetics company has accused the K-squad of trademark-jacking.

As we previously reported ... Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are about to launch a new makeup line which they're calling Khroma (they love the "K" thing).

Problem is ... they've already received legal threats from a Bev Hills makeup company called Chroma over alleged name-stealing ... and now ANOTHER company has entered the mix.

The new company is called Kroma (no "H") ... and according to documents filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office, it already locked down the legal rights to that name back in January.

So when Kroma (no H") found out about the Kardashian line ... sources say the honchos were pissed ... and immediately fired off a cease and desist letter to stop Khroma (with "H").

And get this ... we've obtained official docs which show the U.S. Patent and Trademark office had already REJECTED a trademark request by the Khroma people (with "H") back in September ... because the name was too similar too Kroma (no "H").

We're told Kroma (no "h") recently met with Kardashian reps regarding the trademark -- but were unable to come to an agreement -- so Kroma is now exploring its legal options.

We reached out to the Kardashian family ... so far, no response.

LeBron James Knuckles Up with ... CHAMPIONSHIP RING!

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It took 7 years ... and a team loaded with All-Stars ... but LeBron James finally got his NBA championship ring last night -- and he couldn't wait to show it off.

James and the rest of his Miami Heat teammates received their jewelry right before last night's season opener against the Boston Celtics ... it's pretty nasty.

Here are the stats:
-- Weighs 115 grams
-- 14 karat white and yellow gold
-- 219 DIAMONDS!!

For the record, LeBron's ring size is 13.5.

Only 4 more to catch up to Kobe ... 5 more to catch up to Jordan. Good luck.

Keith Urban Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Black Bikini

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Keith Urban celebrated his birthday by stuffing his 45-year-old country bits into a tiny pair of man panties in France this weekend.

The Australian singer took a break from keeping Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj from killing each other at "American Idol" auditions to flash his wet, toned and tatted up torso at a hotel pool.

Mr. Nicole Kidman is the whole package.

The Kardashians We'll Win Makeup War ... With Our Secret Weapon

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The Kardashian sisters aren't backing down in their war with a high-end makeup company -- sources close to the K-Krew tell TMZ, they've got a secret weapon to guarantee they'll prevail in court ... trademarks up the wazoo.

The Kardashian girls filed requests to trademark the phrases "Kardashian Khroma" and "Khroma Beauty by Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe" earlier this summer.

The requests are still pending -- but sources connected with the family tell us, they're confident they'll be approved ... because the man behind the competing makeup line (named Chroma) hasn't filed for ANY trademarks.

As we reported, the co-owner of Chroma Makeup in Beverly Hills -- a guy named Michael Rey -- is threatening to sue the Kardashians over the Khroma makeup line, claiming the Kardashian line will cheapen the high-end company he's built over the last 12 years.

It's worth noting ... you don't NEED to register a trademark to pursue trademark litigation -- so Rey may NOT be up the creek without a paddle.

And there's this -- while we were looking up the Kardashian trademarks, we came across another makeup company named "Kroma."

"Kroma" filed for its trademark in 2010 ... so that could be another obstacle for the Kardashians.

12:30 PM PT, 10/30/12 -- A rep for Kim tells TMZ, "Boldface licensing + branding has gone through the appropriate legal channels in obtaining the rights to use the name Khroma Beauty by Kourtney, Kim and Khloé in the Color Category with the United States Patent and Trademark Office."

The rep adds, "We do not believe that there is any likelihood of confusion between Khroma Beauty by Kourtney, Kim and Khloé and any other entity ... We adamantly object to statements about the products quality due to the distribution choice."

Barack Obama Beyonce's Ears Could Win Him the Election

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If you like it, then you shoulda put earrings on it -- at least that's what Beyonce did with a brand new pair of Barack Obama hoops last weekend ... and now, TMZ has learned, sales for the pro-bama jewelry have EXPLODED.

The earrings were designed by a Puerto Rican jewelry designer named Erika Peña -- and up until last week, she had only sold 5 sets of the handmade earrings.

But her fortune changed overnight when Beyonce wore them last Saturday in NYC. Since then, Erika tells TMZ, she's sold over 1,300 PAIRS!

Erika tells us she received orders almost immediately from all over the world -- England, Switzerland, Chile, and Argentina ... with her biggest order coming from London.

The earrings currently sell for $32 a pair -- so if our math is correct ... that's like, a ton of money.

Britney Spears Lucky Mag Says SO SORRY Over Pic

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The Britney Spears cover photo for the recent issue of Lucky magazine was TRASHED so fiercely ... the mag took the unprecedented step of apologizing on Twitter.

The photo, which shows Brit Brit in what can only be described as a really bad wig, triggered a firestorm on the Internet, and especially Twitter.

The mag couldn't ignore the backlash, so it tweeted an apology, saying, "Thank you all for sharing your thoughts on our cover! As always, we will share with our team and we're sorry to have let some of you down."

Still, considering the various incarnations of Britney's "hair," we gotta ask ...

Emma Roberts I'm a Pretty Woman Too!

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Emma Roberts donned her aunt Julia's iconic "Pretty Woman" hooker outfit and hit up a Halloween party in Beverly Hills last night.

It's possible she was dressing up as that 3-year-old girl from "Toddlers and Tiaras" ... but we're guessing that was not the case.

Jessica Simpson's Dad Out and About with Fab New Look

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Just days after news broke of the demise of his marriage, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's newly single father Joe Simpson was spotted out in L.A. on Thursday sporting a much more, er, youthful look.

Doing his best Ellen DeGeneres impersonation, the 54-year-old rocked blonder highlighted locks, a fitted yellow sweater, black skinny jeans and matchy matchy spiffy kicks.

As TMZ reported, Joe's wife Tina Simpson filed for divorce last month -- after being legally hitched for 34 years -- claiming their marriage has become "insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities."

Hopefully, Joe can rebound with someone more to his liking.

Dolly Parton My Halloween Costume is Gonna Be TRASHY!!!

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Dolly Parton is gonna be a NAUGHTY girl this Halloween ... and she's not afraid to admit it.

Parton was having dinner at Matteo's in L.A. last night ... when she told us she had picked up a sexy costume at the famous Trashy Lingerie shop earlier this week ... and it sounds like it's gonna be AWESOME.

"We have fun at Halloween," Parton told us ... and as she grabbed her legendary boobs, she added, "I have two pumpkins ... that's all I care about."

God we love you.

Katy Perry Gives Barack Obama Her Fashion Vote

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If you are voting for Barack Obama then Katy Perry makes perfect fashion sense.

Wearing a white latex frock made to look like a ballot with Obama/Biden marked off, Katy performed at a rally for the President in Nevada on Wednesday night.

Katy -- who turns 28 today -- has voiced her support for Obama in the past.

Looks like Bill Clinton isn't the only prez that can leave his mark on a dress.

Felix Baumgartner Jumps Into the NYC Scene

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A week after free falling from 24 miles up in the air and breaking the speed of sound, hunky daredevil Felix Baumgartner traded his space suit for hip downtown gear and hit up trendy NYC hotspot Sons of Essex on Monday.

The 43-year-old Austrian's latest stunt is all about diving into Manhattan nightlife.

'Big Rich Texas' Stars Here Comes the Honey Boo Boo Costumes

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Just like everyone else and their mother this Halloween, "Big Rich Texas" blondes Bonnie Blossman and her daughter Whitney are trading their fancy clothes and beauty products for toilet paper and go go juice and dressing up like America's favorite crazy down-home family ... Dina and Lindsay Lohan Mama June and Honey Boo Boo!

In fact, Bonnie and Whitney are dressing up as the sketti lovin' duo to judge a local costume contest this weekend ... for a pre-Hallows Eve test run.

Hopefully people will be able to redneckognize them.

Lance Armstrong Sorry Nike ... I'm an ASICS Man Now

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Lance Armstrong has GIVEN UP on Nike ... after Nike gave up on him ... 'cause the disgraced athlete was sportin' a pair of ASICS while jogging in Texas this weekend.

As we previously reported, Armstrong was dropped by nearly all of his sponsors last week ... in the wake of a report by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency in which Armstrong is accused of being one of the worst cheaters in the history of sport.

In addition to being banned from cycling for life, Armstrong was also stripped of his 7 Tour de France titles early Monday morning.

Plus, several major Livestrong donors are calling for their money back ... claiming they were duped into donating to the charity "based on a fraud."

Despite the criticism, Armstrong -- who stepped down from his role as president of Livestrong because of the scandal -- wore his yellow bracelet on his wrist this weekend.

The charity vows it will continue to raise money for cancer research ... even without Lance.

Britney Spears She Bangs

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While lawyers, jurors and reporters hear all about the meltdown of Britney Spears and who's responsible for her drug-fueled downward spiral, Britney was enjoying a frothy drink at Starbucks in Encino.

Check out her boots ... and her bangs.

Britney will not have to take the oath, because the judge in the defamation case has ruled she does not have to testify since she's currently under a conservatorship.

She may not be present in court, but Sam Lutfi is hell-bent on putting her life on trial.