Sofia Vergara The Beautiful See-Through Rear View
"Modern Family" hot mama Sofia Vergara left little to the imagination by rockin' a pair of see-through black tights and showing off her bootyful side ... and front ... while heading to her SUV in L.A. on Wednesday.
Objects in the mirror are ... even hotter in person.
Nice Butt
Selena Gomez' Obsessed Fan I'm a Danger to Selena!
How's this for bizarre ...The man who says he's had conversations with God about killing Selena Gomez is saying Selena needs protection from him.
Thomas Brodnicki -- who was charged with felony stalking but had the charges dismissed last month -- is now siding with Selena in her bid for a permanent restraining order against him.
The judge in the case has refused to issue the restraining order until Brodnicki could appear in court and defend himself. But now Brodnicki -- who was picked up on a psychiatric hold last month -- filed a sworn declaration telling the judge that he didn't want to attend the next court hearing on January 6, adding, "I believe that a restraining order should be issued against me to prevent me from trying to contact Selena Gomez."
Brodnicki goes on ... "I do not wish to object to the restraining order against me because I know it is the only thing that will make me stay away from Selena."
In another declaration that was just filed, LAPD Detective Jose Viramontes said when he picked Brodnicki up on the psych hold, "He told me that he had over fifty conversations with God a day, about killing Ms. Gomez."
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J.Lo's New Boy Toy Suddenly Driving a BENTLEY
Banging Jennifer Lopez has some HUGE perks ... (besides just banging Jennifer Lopez) ... TMZ has learned her new boy toy is now driving around town in the pop star's pimped out BENTLEY!!!
Sources close to Casper Smart tell us ... the world's most famous backup dancer isn't just using the car to chauffeur his meal ticket around when she's in L.A. ... he gets the car for personal use too.
Besides car privileges ... dude has already flown across the world on a private jet ... gone on tropical vacations ... and as we previously mentioned, he gets to bang J.Lo.
Not bad for a 24-year-old, Mr. Smart.
Boy Toys
J.Lo's Ex-Hubby I'm Not Jealous of New BF ... I SUPPORT J.Lo!!
Cris Judd ain't bitter that his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez found a younger, paler back-up dancer to mess around with ... dude tells TMZ he couldn't be happier for the pop star.
Judd married Lopez back in 2001 ... then divorced in 2002 ... and he's since re-married to a non-famous lady named Kelly A. Wolfe.
Don't hate -- appreciate.
Over It
Ex-Miss Venezuela Inches from MASSIVE Fallout
"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica was desperately in need of some support earlier today -- hitting Miami Beach in a polka dot bikini so small ... it defied the laws of physics.
Forget Tim Tebow ... this is why we believe in God.
Bikini Madness
J.Lo & BF Clubbing It in Hollywood
She's not officially divorced, but Jennifer Lopez is living the single life -- hitting up a raging Hollywood nightclub last night with her new boy toy Casper Smart ... TMZ has learned.
The couple stopped by Boulevard 3 -- and sources tell us, J.Lo and Smart partied all night in a private area of the club ... dancing with each other and being very affectionate.
We ran into Smart on his way out -- but he was tight-lipped.
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Jennifer Lopez Kickin' Ass in South America
Wearing the appropriate diva workout outfit of tight jeans and designer shades, Jennifer Lopez kept her infamous booty in shape by high kicking while practicing the Brazilian dance-based martial art Capoiera in Uruguay on Thursday.
The 42-year-old got her self defense on in the middle of looking for talent in South America for her new Spanish-language talent show "Q'Viva - The Chosen!"
Her boy toy Casper Smart better not mess things up with J.Lo, unless he wants his butt kicked ... literally.
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Ex-Miss Venezuela The Hottest Game of Grab Ass ... EVER!
A thonged out Miss Venezuela 2002 Aida Yespica gave away a free handful of booty on the beach in Miami yesterday ... in front of her kid ... during Day 2 of her amazing butt floss bikini vacation.
As for Aida's cheeky friend ... she's a model from Paraguay named Claudia Galanti.
These chicks really know how to give each other a helping hand.
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Ex-Miss Venezuela I'm Not Afraid to Thong Out in Front of My Kid!!
"Miss Venezuela 2002" Aida Yespica hit the beach in Miami yesterday with a butt floss bikini ... and her 3-year-old son.
There's nothing like a mother's love ... for attention.
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J.Lo to BF: Get on My Private Jet -- We're Going to Morocco!!
Jennifer Lopez's 24-year-old backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart is still living the high life -- hitching a private jet with his Latin cougar to fly from L.A. to Morocco this week.
Casper and his sugar mama of two are set to perform at a Moroccan mall -- but before they got down to business, they were spotted having a romantic dinner at a place called Rick's Cafe in Casablanca.
Here's lookin' at you, kid ... you lucky sonufa bitch.
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Jennifer Lopez New BF Gets Kisses With a Familiar Ring
Jennifer Lopez's lips say she's moved on to new BF/dancer Casper Smart -- but at least one of her fingers seems to be holding on to her ex.
While J.Lo snuck a few cougar kisses with Casper between rehearsals in L.A. ... she was still sporting what looks a lot like the 8.2 carat wedding ring she got from Marc Anthony.
Can ya blame her? 8.2 carats!! At least it's on her right hand.
Hooking Up
Carlos Mencia Half the Comic He Used to Be
Comedian Carlos Mencia has dropped 70 pounds ... and that's no joke.
The slimmer, toned and worked out 44-year-old's dramatic weight loss was evident Monday in L.A. (left) especially when compared to how he looked just one year ago (right).
Now people will want to copy his routine.
Other Stars Who Dropped Lbs.
Evelyn Lozada 'Basketball Wives' Made Her An Offer She Couldn't Refuse
Evelyn Lozada was all set to leave "Basketball Wives" and not return for the show's fourth season -- until the show offered her a deal she just couldn't turn down ... which, TMZ has learned, includes her own spin-off show.
As TMZ previously reported, Evelyn had made up her mind that she was done with the show for good after VH1 posted a blog insinuating she cheated on her husband, NFL star Chad Ochocinco.
Once Evelyn let producers know she was out, that's when we're told they really made a push to keep her.
According to our sources, her new arrangement with the show has her shooting about half as often (but with a raise) and that she can work around her daughter's school schedule. We're also told Evelyn has made it clear ... she will not miss any of Chad's games.
But according to our sources, the final carrot that sealed the deal ... was that VH1 promised to spin off Evelyn and Chad into their own show. We're told that show would document the months leading up to their wedding ... but so far no deal to shoot the wedding has been made.
Calls to VH1 were not returned.
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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Cuddling on the Beach in Hawaii
Jennifer Lopez and her new boy toy BF Casper Smart continued their Thanksgiving weekend romp in Hawaii, cozying up on the beach this morning ... in the first photos of the couple since word of their relationship got out.
Wonder who picked up the tab on this trip?
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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez Reunited ... But Not Really
Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were together in Puerto Rico last week -- but we're told there's no reconciliation here ... it was was strictly business.
The ex-couple went to the Caribe Hilton in San Juan, according to the Puerto Rican website Primera Hora ... where they were filming their upcoming Latin talent competition show, "¡Q'Viva! The Chosen."
We're told they watched auditions last Tuesday night and seemed like they were having fun together.
The show is scheduled to air in the U.S. on Univision in early 2012.
Ex Marks The Spot
Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Handling the Rumors in Stride
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber held hands as they entered an MTV Europe event in Northern Ireland this evening.
No signs of alleged baby mama drama here.