Gossip / Rumors

A website that specializes in hooking up married people behind their spouses backs called The Ashley Madison Agency allegedly fired Sarah Symonds as their UK spokescheater because she wasn't "discreet enough" for their liking. Symonds wrote a book about being a mistress and has been named the "other woman" in several high-profile affairs.

Right after the vomit-inducing twosome returned home from their elope-a-dope in Cabo San Lucas, they confirmed the rumor -- they're going to start a family.

Gordon Ramsay claims he's not screwing around on his wife, and the "Hell's Kitchen" star is making sure everyone -- including his dear mum -- knows it.

Gordo went on attack during a guest appearance on a BBC cooking show yesterday, telling the crowd that the tabloid reports running rampant in the UK are "a load of bull" -- of course, his mother and family were in the audience, so what else was he going to say?

The Brit tabs have been on fire accusing him of having an affair with Sarah Symonds, who just happens to be a spokeslut for AshleyMadison.com, the cheaters' dating site.

Not even marriage is sacred to self-proclaimed Jesus freak Heidi Montag -- because it looks like her "marriage" to Spencer Pratt was just an elaborate ploy to cash in.

If you heard recently Angelina Jolie is pregnant with the latest member of the Jolie-Pitt football club, it's not true.

So says Angie's rep Geyer Kosinski to Usmagazine.com. The glossies had been crowing about AJ announcing the pregnancy at a London restaurant (which allegedly displeased Brad Pitt) or moving the filming of her latest flick up because she was preggers. But "on-set sources" tell Us no schedule change had happened -- and have ya seen Ang lately?

That's pretty much all you needed to know, but in case you need it spelled out: Amy Winehouse went to the hospital on Sunday after another "bad reaction" to medication.

Her rep says she was admitted to the London Clinic but wouldn't say what med landed her there. British sources say she may have had a "seizure." This is now the 8,276th time this year she has gone to the hospital.

Michael Phelps has been a frequent guest at the Palms in Las Vegas, and not just for the poker. So to speak.

The gold-medalist has been spending plenty of time "in the company of a fetching brunette" who works at the Palms, reports the Las Vegas Review-Journal. He's definitely been playing lots of cards, preparing to enter the World Series of Poker next year.

Miley Cyrus officially turned 16 yesterday, even though she's been celebrating it for ... about a year.

And there were untold levels of Freudian complexity over the b-day weekend, according to Perez Hilton, who reports Miley, BF Justin Gaston, and dad Billy Ray Cyrus went to tattoo parlor on Friday night. It was papa C who got inked up, while Miley and Justin swapped saliva during the tatting-up.

Thing one: If they had a kid the modeling contract alone would set records. Thing two: If Zac could hit that who cares that Robert Pattinson is the new Zac Efron.

Hilton just did an interview on KIIS-FM, where she explained the compromising pics, the real reasons they parted and actually kept it classy for once -- by even promoting Benji's upcoming CD.

She also said they are just "on a break." That worked so well for Ross & Rachel.

The kid bro of "Dancing with the Stars" -- Cody Linley -- has gone from boy wonder to ... oh boy.

"Perhaps there was a touch of the diva there all the time," a show staffer tells the Chicago Sun-Times. "But it sure has come to the surface now -- in a major way. He's always whining about something or someone." As for reports of on-set boozing or happy hands, sources say it isn't so.

Here's how it all went down: Our cameras found Tyrese on a mall trip with Brandy in Century City -- but it was clear T didn't want to be seen. In fact, it seemed like Tyrese sent B to distract the pappers, so he could sneak down the back staircase.

But when Ty went to the valet, Harvey just happened to be there, waiting for his car ... and when the photog kept firing questions at Tyrese, the actor confronted Harv while the cameras rolled. Guess what happens next...

Britney Spears is talking to NBC about performing live at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony on December 3.

Our spies say the deal isn't sealed yet, but it's close.

Brad Pitt allegedly was none too happy about Jen Aniston slamming his baby mama in Vogue mag.

The Chicago Sun-Times cites a "very close source" of Brangelina who says AJ and BP were "totally thrown" by the Aniston interview, in which she said Ange was "uncool" for yapping about the beginnings of Brangelina in public. So much so, a source tells the paper, Brad actually called Jen to complain.

Now that she's back to being just a housewife -- with a day job running Alaska -- Sarah Palin could be perfect for "Desperate Housewives."

A source tells the New York Post the creator of "DH" is "very hot to trot" to get Palin on the season finale of the show. "Marc [Cherry] is highly enamored of Sarah and sees her as the ultimate guest star," says the source. "The idea has gone over surprisingly well with execs at Disney."

What if a sublebrity's name got called in an airport -– and nobody cared?

Such was Lauren Conrad's conundrum the other day at JFK, when an airline attendant called out her name to direct her to a counter ... for a standby ticket. LC was none too pleased: She "pitched a fit," a spy tells the New York Post, "and was almost driven to tears because she thought people would start talking to her and bother her."