Holidaze

Miss Kathryn Dawn Lang, wearing form-fitted jeans, a lovely cotton coat and t-shirt, was the picture of holiday jeer. The "Salmonberries" star told a photog that she "hates Christmas."

She hides it well.

O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
Gummi the Bored.

Keep your nose above water -- and don't drink and swim. Or drive. Unless you're a celebrity.

Heidi needs to tell her man they made a bad decision for a holiday getaway -- because a supermodel should never have to wear that much clothing. Ever.

With his North Hollywood, Calif. store, The Blessing, in dire straits, owner Arturo begged a higher power to help bless him and turn business around. Faster than you can say Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, in walked Brangelina looking to buy gifts. Frankincense and myrrh?! The super couple posed for pics with the store owner's family and bought $70 worth of items -- but gave $200 in cash -- keep the change! Ever since their almighty visit, Arturo says business is booming. Merry Pittmas!

Season Six's curly-haired 29-year-old, Sideshow Bob Chris Sligh, will "headline" the alcohol-free First Night Westerly celebration, by singing at least one song at the local Y-M-C-A! Finally, an event safe for Jessica Sierra! As if Sligh weren't enough entertainment for one night, the party will also feature face painting, mimes and a karate demo. Everything in moderation, people.

Tickets cost $10 before December 25, but jump up to a whopping $14 after Christmas. It may not be the opening of an outlet mall, housing development or local balloon festival, but it's still a bargain!

Each had an extensive wish list -- for things like a Mercedes, and NFL player ... and hair products.

The redhead had some choice words about her New Year's resolution -- saying she wants to find a nice guy who will not "shake anyone's foundation." To whom could she possibly be referring?

R&B swooner John Legend also joined Stevie on stage, bringing an early Christmas to a lot of surprised fans. Merry Hanukkah!

Other performers included the Hollywood Pop Academy, Stevie's daughter Aisha and local gospel singer Danny Carreras, a former Wonder bodyguard.

Sporting a yarmulke and an uncomfortable smile, Chuck and Cammie celebrated the Festival of Lights at Hendon Hall in London on Wednesday. Mazel tov!

There's finally something kosher about their relationship!

While most stars will be playing for pay in NYC, Miami or Vegas, Adrianne's going home to raise money to help her "second mom" pay some heavy medical bills. She'll be selling her Playboys and other pics as well -- who doesn't read Playboy for the charities?

Spencer and Heidi ... is that you?

Mom and son matched up in leopard print, while Gavin, er, accompanied them. His costume? Humanoid '90s rock star daddy, of course.

Whoops, that's not a costume -- that's the actual Shauna Sand. Sincerest apologies ... to hookers.

Adding to Middle East woes, Her Madgesty and family are planning to spend the Jewish New Year with her Kabbalah pals in the Holy Land. Shana tovah! The former Material Shicksa doesn't travel alone; Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and designer Donna Karan will reportedly be tagging along.