Larry Birkhead -- Tongue Tied
We tried asking Larry Birkhead about Howard K. Stern's arrest -- but he wasn't talking. His tongue was too tired from the workout it got a little earlier that night ...
When asked if he's been contacted by any lawyers in the wake of the new Anna Nicole Smith drama, Larry responded, "I've got lawyers on speed dial."
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Christina Milian -- Kissing Someone Else
How could R&B singer Christina Milian break so many hearts? Does she even understand the consequences of her actions? Somewhere, hundreds of men just lost their faith in humanity.
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Ed Westwick's Got Deep Pockets
Jessica Szohr, obviously unable to restrain herself when faced with such a rippling body, made a play for Ed Westwick's trunk junk poolside in Miami. The "Gossip Girl" co-stars and rumored couple then downed a few pre-noon shots, courtesy of Westwick.
Sometimes you have to drink to forget ... especially if you're on a show like "Gossip Girl."
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Real Housewife Rebounds with Real Douchebag
"Real Housewives of Orange County" gold digger Gretchen Rossi's fiance passed away in September from leukemia -- and now she's shacking up with former "RHOOC" non-wife Jo's douchey ex Slade Smiley. Say cheese!
The media whores sucked face while docked on a boat in Newport Harbor on Wednesday.
Bereavement is so overrated!
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Guy Ritchie Upgrades to a New Model
Taking a cue from his ex-wife, Guy Ritchie hung out with a hot model ... Elle Macpherson.
The 40-year-old former Mr. Madonna and the 44-year-old MILF had dinner in London on Monday and were snapped leaving the restaurant separately.
Chances are he has already said the Elle word.
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Larry Flynt: 'I've Had More Women Than Hefner!'
It's a full blown shot at Hef's manhood -- Larry Flynt making the incredibly bold claim he's bagged more chicks than his bathrobe-wearing, pipe-smoking porn rival!
Here's the tail of the tape: Larry's famously taken down boatloads of quality classy women, but without the notoriety of Hef's conquests. Hugh's d-list of achievements is a little more well known: Shannon Tweed, Brande Roderick, Barbi Benton ... and of course Holly, Bridget and Kendra.
So who is the ultimate man-whore in the nudie mag industry? That's for you to decide...
Mick Jagger: You Must Be This Tall to Ride ... Me
Mick Jagger is 5'9." His girlfriend L'Wren Scott is 6'4" ... and that's exactly how the singer likes it.
Dude's gotta thing for tall chicks (Jerry Hall was 5"11"), but there's one department where Mick towers over L'Wren -- age. Mick is 23 years her senior.
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"Bachelor" Jason Sucks Face for Attention
We tried asking "Bachelor" Jason Mesnick why he pulled that total A-hole move on national TV -- kicking his new fiancee Melissa to the curb for a shot with Molly -- but his mouth was otherwise preoccupied ...
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Paris Lets #8762 into Her Mouth
Paris Hilton is no stranger to hooking up on camera -- now she's just doing it with someone else.
Hilton and new BF Doug Reinhardt were swapping spit in front of My House, the same club Doug's ex, Amanda Bynes, was at last night too. Awkward, much?
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Rachel McAdams -- Joshing Around
With Ryan Gosling out of the picture, Rachel McAdams was snapped with her new leading man, Salma Hayek's ex Josh Lucas, in Toronto on Tuesday.
No word if they'll star in "The Notebook 2."
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Cheryl Burke's New Boyfriend Is Hot, But....
... then he went and opened his mouth.
We were kinda impressed that "Dancing with the Stars" booty shaker Cheryl Burke pulled someone so damn good looking -- and then he tried to be funny. And that totally ruined it.
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Jonas Bro Reaches First Base
Eldest Jonas brother Kevin stole a smooch from his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa while out driving in Beverly Hills last week.
And it went no further.
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Madonna -- One False Move, Squirrel Gets It!
While Madonna looks as if she's hoarding walnuts for the winter, her faux-boyfriend -- otherwise known as Jesus -- adds another layer to the A-Rod charade.
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Orlando & Miranda: Get a Room!
Not happy with just kissing each other in private, sickeningly gorgeous couple Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr took their love out on to the balcony of their Sydney hotel room on Thursday.
They suck!
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Brian Austin Green: How Do You Trade Up?
Once you've broken up with someone ridiculously gorgeous like Megan Fox, it's close to impossible to trade up ... even for babe magnet Brian Austin Green.
He's got the best track record in Hollywood, having previously dated hotties like Tiffani Amber Thiessen and knocking up Vanessa Marcil, but we're thinkin' the only possible post-Fox upgrade is Bar Refaeli. But is it really an improvement?
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'Step Up' Stars Dance in Each Other's Mouths
While partying at the Bellagio's Bank nightclub in Vegas this weekend, "Step Up" stars Channing Tatum and fianceé Jenna Dewan showed off some smokin' hot moves.
No word if they danced.