"Dexter" Chick Really Stinks
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Jennifer Carpenter's Secret is out. She doesn't wear any!
The 29-year-old "Dexter" star (seen here with her co-star/husband Michael C. Hall) showed off her perspiration skills while at an event in Madrid on Tuesday.
She's so hot.
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Kate Winslet From Oscar to Playboy?
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When we asked Kate Winslet if she'd take it all off for Playboy, the newly minted Oscar winner didn't exactly say "no" ...
Of course, if she turns 'em down, all you gotta do is rent "The Reader," "Titanic," "Iris," "Little Children" ...
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Val Kilmer Ushers in Fat Tuesday
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Looking like the bastard love child of Liberace and Louie Anderson, former star Val Kilmer enjoyed being on top again ... at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans.
Show us your moobs!!
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Someone got their water panties in a bundch in Rio de Janeiro yesterday -- but who does the hungry butt belong to?
Bikini Girl -- You Got the Wrong Skank!
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Katrina Darrell taught us an important lesson last night: Just because some ho is dancing in a bikini, it doesn't mean it's her!
According to Katrina, we misidentified the "American Idol" reject as a contestant in a racetrack swimsuit contest and she wasn't having it.
Katrina, our apologies to you and your "cuter stomach."
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Megan Fox -- Nice Butt
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Megan Fox isn't perfect after all. Here she is trying to hide a cigarette from the cameras last night, probably in an effort to protect her fan base: millions of teenage boys who have never even looked at her hands.
We'd like to think Megan is perfect and is merely holding the cigarette for a less-attractive friend.
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Susan Lucci -- Someone We Can Stomach
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When given the choice, Susan Lucci would rather lose 20 Emmys than her fight with gravity.
Good choice Susan. Hot for 62, for sure.
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K-(well)Fed
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Isn't black supposed to be slimming?!
Wearing his mom sweats, a more voluptuous looking Kevin Federline got his workout on by going bowling with girlfriend Victoria Price on Thursday.
It's nice to see the recession hasn't affected the former dancer's waistline.
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SI -- "Natural Beauty" Means No Tattoos!?!
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Sports Illustrated is finally defending their ridiculous decision to airbrush Danica Patrick's tat off of her lower back for her spread in the Swimsuit Edition -- and the explanation is just plain BS..
"The Swimsuit Issue emphasizes natural beauty," the SI spokesman told CNBC. "The freckles are left on and, in this case, the tattoos came off."
Right -- so SI creates "natural beauty" with an airbrush?! Anyone buyin' this?
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Pam Anderson: Hot Babe or Sad Mama?
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Pamela Anderson is a biological enigma.
One minute she looks smokin' hot walking the runway at Richie Rich's fashion show in NYC -- and the next she makes you want to get a 1999 pashmina to cover up the 41-year-old mother of two.
There's a thin bikini line between sexy and tragic.
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Name These Mangled Limbs!
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These damaged pale corpse extremities emerged at a London event last night. Can you guess which famous living human being they belong to?!
Your Roll-On in Five, Miss Ross
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Diana Ross has that not-so fresh feeling.
The 64-year-old diva aired out her soiled pits while at Fashion Week in NYC this weekend.
Somebody get her an antiperspirant, stat!
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This Is Why They Call Her Fergalicious
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Fergie and hubby Josh Duhamel (not pictured) spent Valentine's Day weekend in Mexico as part of their second honeymoon. They married last month.
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Jessica Simpson: Curves Her Enthusiasm
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Wearing a tight Kim K. miniskirt, a happy Jessica Simpson walked the streets of NYC with boyfriend Tony Romo and showed off her sexy tanned gams.
Wearing those mom jeans were the best thing to happen to the former singer's career since "Newlyweds."
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Please Let Me Make a Good Film
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Matthew McConaughey spent Thursday afternoon meditating on what it could feel like to actually make a halfway decent movie. Om.
Not even his dog BJ liked "Surfer Dude" or "Fool's Gold" or "Failure to Launch" or "Sahara" or "Two for the Money" or ...
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Marc Jacobs Skirt Chaser
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If Marc Jacobs wants to wear a kilt, Marc Jacobs will wear a kilt -- cuz this is the one designer jacked up enough to cause some damage to anyone who mocks him for it.
