Kris Humphries' Ex GF BURGERS FOR TWO
Increased appetite ... it's one of the clearest signs of pregnancy -- and earlier today, Kris Humphries' ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj finally got some relief ... dropping by a Five Guys in New Jersey ... with her new baby bump-looking belly.
It's pretty funny -- considering Kris' dad reportedly owns several Five Guys locations.
On her way out, we asked Myla about her alleged pregnancy -- but she didn't say a word.
Thankfully, her ultra-tight dress -- which accentuated her gut region -- did all the talking for her.
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Jessica Simpson I Have Not Reached My Goal Weight Yet
Nine weeks after giving birth to daughter Maxwell, Jessica Simpson once again showed off her voluptuous post-partum curves and nearly spilled out of her slimming black spandex fitness wear as she made her way to a gym in L.A. on Monday.
31-year-old Simpson -- who inked a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers -- has vowed to slim all the way down to 130 pounds.
Jess does not want to be an unfit mom.
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Snooki The Pregnant Beer Stroll
With her unborn baby due in a couple of months, "Jersey Shore" former party girl Snooki used a stroller to transport a case of Coors Light in Seaside Heights on Monday.
The pregnant 24-year-old is no stranger to nursing beers.
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Octomom First Date Minus the Brood (But Plus a Photographer)
It's not easy to arrange a date with your boyfriend when you have 14 children ... but Octomom finally pulled it off this week and enjoyed her first real excursion with her new man.
As TMZ first reported, Octo and Frankie G (a 23-year-old bodybuilder) have been dating for the past two months.
But the pair had not been able to partake in an outing on their own until this week, when Frankie surprised Octo by getting a friend to watch the kids so he could take her to Will Rogers Beach in Santa Monica.
The two worked out together on the beach as Frankie has been training her to get Octo in shape for her upcoming strip club appearance at The Playhouse in Hollywood, FL on July 13.
Training your girlfriend for her strip show ... does it get more romantic?
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Hilary Duff Bikini Ready ... 3 Months After Baby
Jessica Simpson should probably take note ... 'cause Hilary Duff has already bounced back to bikini form ... just 3 months after giving birth.
The 24-year-old actress -- who's married to retired hockey star Mike Comrie -- was hangin' by a pool in Mexico ... relaxing with her new son Luca Cruz, who was just born on March 20.
It appears Duff has already dropped most of the baby weight ... and she doesn't even have a $4 million deal with a weight loss company.
Nice work.
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Spice Girls Perfectly Aged?
16 years after the Spice Girls inexplicably took over the world -- they're still smoking hot! But if you think people are cynical or bitchy about the girls staying wrinkle-free ... you're pretty smart.
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Spice Girls Who'd You Rather?
Looking better than ever, all five Spice Girls -- Scary, Sporty, Ginger, Baby and Posh -- reunited again to announce the new musical based on their songs called "Viva Forever!" in London on Tuesday.
Question is ...
Britney Spears The Shockingly Normal Beach Day
Despite being one of the biggest celebrities in the world, Britney Spears still managed to enjoy a simple family day at the beach with her boys and her conservator/fiance Jason Trawick this weekend.
With no "X Factor" contestants to judge, Brit played in the sand and took pics of her adorable sons Sean Preston and Jayden James in Malibu on Saturday.
Believe it or not, even Britney can be normal.
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Jessica Simpson Working on Her Post-Baby Weight Loss
Seven weeks after giving birth to her daughter Maxwell, Jessica Simpson was spotted hard at work trying to get her body back to her pre-pregnancy weight.
Jess should be back to fitting into her mom jeans in no time.
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Vanessa Lachey Her Baby Bump Is for the Dogs
With her adorable puppy in tow, Nick Lachey's second wife Vanessa Lachey did her best Jessica Simpson and showed off her bulging baby bump as she left some hoity toity pet spa in L.A. on Monday.
Rockin' some maternity workout wear, the 31-year-old looks to be keeping fit during her pregnancy.
Vanessa is due at the end of the summer with her first child with hubby Nick.
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Octomom THE FIRST SELF-PLEASURE PICS
Here they are -- the pictures you've all been waiting for ... or were hoping would never surface ... Octomom ... completely naked and doing the unspeakable ... SURROUNDED BY BABY STUFF.
The pics are shockingly graphic -- so click at your own risk -- but we have to be honest ... for someone with fourteen kids, Octo looks damn good.
TMZ broke the story ... Nadya Suleman has partnered with porn studio Wicked Pictures to produce a self-pleasure video -- entitled "Octomom: Home Alone" -- set for online release on June 20.
It's still unclear how much Octo's expected to rake in with the mastur plan.
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Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Body Got Back!
Just six weeks after giving birth, new Weight Watchers spokesperson Jessica Simpson gave a glimpse of her post-pregnancy body while leaving a gym in L.A. on Tuesday.
On May 1st, the 31-year-old had little baby girl Maxwell Drew, her first child with fiance Eric Johnson.
Taking one workout at a time, Jess should be back to her pre-baby weight in no time.
Madonna When in Rome ... Flash Your Ass!
After flashing her nipple in Turkey the other day, Madonna continued to strip down on the latest stop of her body part peep show tour by showing off her mother-of-four butt in Italy on Tuesday.
While performing her hit song "Human Nature" again, the Queen of Pop unzipped her pants and exposed her lacy thong-clad 53-year-old taut backside to the crowd at Rome's Stadio Olimpico.
With controversial swastika references, Lady Gaga jabs and plenty of MILF nudity, Madge's MDNA tour has something for, er, everyone.
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Demi Moore Resurfaces For Daughter's Graduation
Demi Moore, rarely seen these days since her split from Ashton Kutcher and a stint in rehab, reappeared Thursday to attend the high school graduation of her daughter Tallulah.
Earlier this week, one of Demi's other daughters, Scout, was busted in NYC for underage drinking and flashing a fake ID.
Win some, lose some.
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Jada Pinkett Smith Good Genes or Good Docs?
You don't need a Nutty Professor to tell you how great Jada Pinkett Smith looks.
Here's the 23-year-old "Set It Off" former blonde back in 1995 (left) -- and 17 years later, the 40-year-old "Madagascar 3" beauty in NYC this week (right).
Where there's a Will, there's a way ... to age fabulously.