Hot Mamas

"Park and Recreation" funny lady Amy Poehler arrived to the Golden Globes with her two lovely hosting secret weapons.

They're nothing to laugh at.

Beyonce is in the middle of a controversy so heated, so intense, so damned sexy -- it requires an extra long look at her GQ cover to sort it all out. Aaah ... journalism!

Jessica Alba took an 8-year break from being smoking hot to become ... smoking hot with kids -- and you know what that makes Jess and her legendary backside? Really attractive.

Sofia Vergara's strapless gown lost a New Year's Eve fight -- but every guy in the party won when one of her glorious boobs popped out of the dress in the middle of the scuffle.

Sofia and her fiance Nick Loeb were partying inside the Miami nightclub Story when the pushing and shoving started -- reportedly with some people at a table next to theirs.

Sofia jumped in to try to break up the fight, got bumped to the ground ... and that's when her gown -- which was already holding on for dear life (below) -- released its precious cargo.

The "Modern Family" star wasn't hurt in the brief melee ... but Nick reportedly suffered a few bruises while struggling with security.

It's been eight years -- and two kids -- since she infamously bronzed her glorious God given talents in this amazing shot from 2005, butt we still gotta ask ...

Kobe Bryant made an extremely rare appearance on the Sunset Strip for New Year's Eve -- and he did it with his sometimes estranged wife Vanessa Bryant.

Kobe and Vanessa -- both dressed to the nines -- sure looked like things are back on for 2013 as they walked out of BOA Steakhouse.

We asked the Black Mamba what he's doing to stay on top of his game -- and he answered, "lot of hard work."

Here's the thing -- was he talking about basketball ... or Vanessa?

Her year-old divorce petition is still filed, but our sources say it looks like they're working things out ... again ... for now.

6:00 AM PST -- Matthew posted on Facebook ... Camila gave birth to a baby boy, who they named Livingston.

Matthew McConaughey's wife just popped out baby #3 ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us ... Camila Alves gave birth earlier this morning at a hospital in Austin, TX. We're told Matthew was there, he was ecstatic for the new arrival (clearly) ... and even looked like he'd packed on a few pounds.

You'll recall ... the actor announced news of the pregnancy back in July, tweeting "Happy birthday America, more good news, Camila and I are expecting our 3rd child."

We haven't confirmed yet, but sources close to the situation tell us ... it's a baby girl!

FYI -- The duo met in 2006, but didn't get married until June 2012. They have two other children: Levi (4) and Vida (2).

Jessica Simpson's new baby has hit the milk-dispensing JACKPOT -- and lucky for us, the singer's already giving out a sneak preview of the goods.

Jessica -- who's currently on vacation in Hawaii with her fiance and baby #1 -- just posted the ample photo on Twitter ... with the caption "Fun in the sun." And we have to agree.

Heidi Klum performed a supermodel magic trick Wednesday ... riding bitch with an extremely large helmet and then removing it ... only to reveal a perfectly coiffed head of hair.

Heidi was riding with her bodyguard-BF Martin Kristen in Venice, CA when she showed off her hat trick.

They've taken a serious step in their relationship, wearing similar get-ups, including hipster sunglasses.

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are going to extremes to hide something -- like every inch of their bodies during their family vaca in Hawaii.

We've already seen Jessica covering up on the beach since announcing her pregnancy ... but during a Christmas Eve stroll on the beach even Eric was cloaked from head-to-toe while carrying baby Maxwell.

Far as we know ... Eric doesn't have a deal to drop lbs on Weight Watchers.

The only Simpson not in undercover mode these days is Ashlee Simpson ... who proudly showed off her bikini bum.

Russell Simmons could teach Halle Berry a thing or two about breaking up. He's on such good terms with ex-wife Kimora Lee, he kicked it with her AND new GF Hana Nitsche Wednesday on the beach in St. Barths.

Simmons and Kimora Lee divorced in 2009 ... but they stayed unusually and refreshingly close post-split ... sometimes vacationing together with their respective SOs.

There's no question Russell can pull some impressive ass -- but we gotta ask ...

Jessica Simpson raked in millions of dollars from Weight Watchers to drop her baby lbs -- just in time to put it all back on with a brand new fetus! Busiest womb in Hollywood, folks.

Jessica Simpson is hiding something -- because the newly pregnant singer just hit the beach in Hawaii ... wearing an enormous green cover-up thing.

Just one day after announcing her new bun in the oven, Jessica went out for a waterfront stroll today with her fiance Eric Johnson ... and her rapidly-forming fetus.

This will be Jessica's second child after she gave birth to her daughter Maxwell in May.

So much for rumors Weight Watchers will dump Jessica Simpson now that she's pregnant again ... the company is actually expanding her role in hocking the diet plan ... even though she's taking a hiatus from the diet regime.

W.W. just announced it will not only continue to run the ads touting Jessica's alleged 50 lb weight loss ... it will also push her new 30-second ad -- released today -- in which she announces her pregnancy.

Weight Watchers calls Jessica's weight loss "successful" -- notwithstanding the proof of performance ad showing Jessica substantially covered in a flannel shirt.

As for the future, Weight Watchers says Jessica "will not be following the program during the pregnancy while her weight and well-being are monitored by her obstetrician."

Just two days before she made her big announcement, a secretly pregnant Jessica Simpson took her fetus on a Christmas Eve shopping spree ... and showed off her growing baby bump.

While wearing an animal print tunic-thingy, Jessica hit up a Target store in Hawaii on Sunday to stock up on wrapping paper and all sorts of other competitively priced stuff.

It's unclear how far along she is, but it's gotta be early ... considering you can BARELY see the bulge in her midsection.

Side Note: Her legs look great!

Stephanie Seymour's butt is unavailable at the moment -- as it's currently on vacation in St. Barts.

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