Lohan Party -- Ain't What It Used to Be
Lindsay Lohan's 22nd birthday throw down is toned down from what it was supposed to be -- 'memba this? -- but that doesn't mean it won't be a wild affair.
We're told her full sister Ali and loony mom Dina are flying in for the private party. It's being held tonight at Teddy's inside the Roosevelt Hotel -- where LiLo has several suites lined up. There won't be a sponsor, but word is it will be a celeb-infested soiree. Sam Ronson won't be working the gig -- the two pals wanna be able to spend some precious time together.
And don't think about crashing the celebration -- sources tell us that security is so tight, everyone entering the party must be cleared by La Lohan herself.
We called Mike Heller from Talent Resources -- the marketing firm that tried to put her original bday bash together -- he had no comment.
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Pow! Bam! It's the Guy Who Created the Batmobile!
Comic book geeks -- you're gonna love this!
TMZ stumbled upon George Barris out in Hollywood last night. Barris is the guy who created the original Batmobile, as well the cars from "The Munsters," "The Green Hornet" and "The Beverly Hillbillies."
It's understandable how a Batman fan could be in awe of Mr. Barris -- though that doesn't explain why our photog told the cheesiest kids joke we've heard: "What does Batman do when he goes to the bathroom?"
Lori Petty from 'Point Break' 'Memba Her?!
There was a time -- back in the early '90s -- when Lori Petty was actually a leading lady in films like "Point Break" and "Tank Girl." Guess what she looks like now!
Kristen Bell On All Fours
"Heroes" hottie Kristen Bell got it twisted with her borefriend Dax Shepard on Monday.
Kristen showed off her super powerful booty -- and some sort of bandage/nicotine patch -- while in Villa Borghese Park in Rome.
Tilda Swinton Is Some Kind of Wonderful
Here's lovely Oscar winner Tilda Swinton (left) at a men's fashion event in Milan on Sunday -- and "Some Kind of Wonderful" star Eric Stoltz back in 1984 (right).
One of them once dated Ally Sheedy, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Bridget Fonda.
We're just sayin'.
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Crocodile Dundee 'Memba Him?!
Paul Hogan became famous for playing the title role in the 1986 film "Crocodile Dundee." Guess what he looks like now!
Latifah: They Took a Holiday from Paying Me!
Queen Latifah wants her clams! The singer/rapper/actress has filed suit against a small production company, claiming they haven't paid her for her cameo in the flick "The Perfect Holiday"
The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, says Perfect Christmas Productions owes Mama $275,000. Latifah, whose real name is Dana Owens, also produced the film.
The film, not to be confused with the critically acclaimed "Last Holiday," originally was called "Perfect Christmas."
Seann William Scott Cock Block
He ain't in the flick, so Seann William Scott didn't get why we'd ask if he was excited about "Hancock."
Maybe because his last films were called "Coxblocker," "Mr. Woodcock" and "Balls Out" -- it only seemed fitting.
Bride Holds a Hankie
Who needs a limo, when you got Tom Hanks taking you to your wedding.
Tommy boy noticed a bride and her dad on their way to church in Rome yesterday, and escorted them, presumably to the chapel.
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Sky Falls on "Hannah" -- Actresses Stupified
Now there's video of the "Hannah Montana" near disaster. Watch, as lighting equipment dangerously swings above the extras, who play the role of deer in the headlights extremely well.
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911 Dispatcher: Universal's On Fire, Really?
TMZ has obtained the 911 call when the Universal backlot caught fire, and the dispatcher has a little trouble wrapping her head around the fact that there's such a thing as New York Street in So. Cal.
Jay of Jay and Silent Bob 'Memba Him?!
Jason Mewes became famous for playing the drug dealing talking half of Jay and Silent Bob from all those Kevin Smith films. Guess what he looks like now!
King Kong is Dead
King Kong has met his match once again -- this time it's fire at Universal Studios.
Fire officials confirmed that the King Kong building in the back lot of Universal has been completely destroyed! Also perishing in the fire: New York Street and Hill Valley (the town from "Back to the Future" and current set for "The Ghost Whisperer").
A video vault containing 40,000 - 50,000 videos and reels were also destroyed -- but officials say there are copies elsewhere.
Stacy Keibler's Breast Reduction
Spies on Scott Caan's upcoming film, "Mercy" tell us Stacy Keibler lobbied hard for a scene in which she would expose her breasts.
Then the unthinkable happened! Director Patrick Hoelck nixed the idea!
People on the production team were stunned, lobbying Hoelck for a change of heart. And finally, Hoelck saw two really good reasons why he should change his mind.
Keibler now realizing her rack's worth said no way and declined the role completely.
The role has since been given to a no-named actress. Her name? Not Stacy Keibler.
The Real Bitch On 'Sex and the City'
With rumors swirling for years of on-set tensions, TMZ has exclusively learned the identity of the biggest bitch on "Sex and the City." The answer may surprise you.
Noth Doing Noth-ing Before Big Premiere
He's got one of the biggest movies of the summer coming out this weekend, but Chris Noth got trumped by the "Idol" Davids on the streets of New York yesterday.