Matthew Broderick Recalls Central Park in Fall
Rather than go for botox to regain his youth, Matthew Broderick went to a local barbershop yesterday and asked for the Ferris Bueller.
"I do have a test today, that wasn't bulls**t. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
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Fergie Gives Shula Boom Boom Pow for His Bday
NFL coaching legend Don Shula got exactly what he wanted for his 80th birthday ... Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas sung him "Happy Birthday."
He only gets it once a year.
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Is That You, Elin Nordegren?
So here's the thing -- one of Tiger Woods' neighbors tells us he saw Elin Nordegren walking a dog near the couple's home in Florida on Thursday. But here's a photo of Elin (or her twin sister, perhaps?) taken in Switzerland today, where people say she's been for the past week.
Question is ...
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Hayden Panettiere -- Beauty & The Beast
How's this for weird? Hayden Panettiere spotted in Miami with boxer Wladimir Klitschko.
Klitschko, 33, currently holds the IBF, WBO, and IBO world heavyweight titles. He also holds the title of Lucky SOB.
Fun fact -- He's 6'6" and she's 5'1". Good luck making that work.
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'Glee' Star Looks Amazin'
Broadway star turned "Glee" hunk Matthew Morrison was spotted wearing a New York Mets hat while vacationing in Miami this weekend.
Don't stop believin' ... the guy is ripped.
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Britney Spears' Workout Plan -- Solid Foundation
Athletes put on their "game face" before a big game -- before she works out, Britney Spears just puts on her face.
We're told the weaved wonder -- who has been spotted several times last week at the swanky Mondrian Hotel -- has been taking full advantage of the place's gym during her stay ... and we're told she's not slacking.
A spy tells TMZ she's been training hard -- for what, we're not sure -- and each time she shows up to the gym, she's in full makeup.
Britney's workout plan: No cake, just caked.
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Bow Wow Drives a Lil Drunk
Bow Wow clearly has something in common with Chris Brown -- they both commit crimes behind the wheel.
The Artist Formerly Known as Lil' Bow Wow, who partied with Brown and Akon last night at LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau in Miami, posted a message to his Twitter page just past midnight that read, "Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami."
A few minutes later, Mr. Wow wrote, "Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot."
BTW, the tweet isn't enough for cops to make an arrest.
UPDATE -- Bow Wow has since taken down the aforementioned tweets and apologized, saying, "Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad."
Elton John -- Expensive Pocket Man
Elton John trudged through the rain and the foot traffic in Beverly Hills Wednesday -- all in the name of fine linen pants.
TMZ has learned Elton spent $12,000 at the Ralph Lauren store in BH -- picking up linen pants in yellow, green, white and navy. We're also told John bought several "bright colored knit shirts in a variety of colors."
Several fans approached Elton while he was inside -- and he happily took photos. But we're told security had to usher the singer back to his car when the fans became a little overwhelming.
Elton and his linen emerged unscathed.
Angelina Jolie Doesn't Know How to K.I.S.S.
Never one to keep it light, Angelina Jolie was spotted out with a book about a guy who, among other things survived "an eight-day armed abduction by the Taliban."
Angie probably doesn't know who Edward and Bella even are.
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Molly Sims -- The Gratuitous Bikini Shot
"Las Vegas" actress Molly Sims rolled around Mexico in a bikini yesterday ... and no one complained.
Happy New Year.
Nicole & Joel Hang on by a String
Unmarried parents Nicole Richie and Joel Madden swapped spit at a Lakers game on Tuesday.
There's a thin line between love and hate.
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Brad Pitt -- My Kid's a Saint
Sportin' a New Orleans Saints jersey and orange tinted shades, Pax Jolie-Pitt left a NYC hotel with his big poppa Brad Pitt on Wednesday.
Rumors that bearded Brad is joining ZZ Top are not true.
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'Harry Potter' Star and the Hot Girlfriend
In this "Harry Potter" story, Draco Malfoy gets the girl ... the really hot girl.
Malfoy aka Owen Wilson Tom Felton soaked his pale bones in the Miami sun with his bathing beauty Jade Olivia on Tuesday.
It's good being bad.
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Pitt vs. Clooney -- This Is Your Life ...
You can either be Brad Pitt and bundle up in NYC with your kiddies while visiting your adoring life partner on the set of her movie ... or you can either lay around in Mexico like George Clooney with your girlfriend o' the week.
The question is ...
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Charlie Sheen's Other Family -- Doing Fine
Denise Richards -- the woman Charlie Sheen used to be married to who didn't accuse him of attacking her with a knife -- took the two daughters she shares with Charlie to a park in Los Angeles yesterday.
Charlie denies threatening Brooke Mueller.