Britney Spears -- Mommy Dearest

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Britney Spears acted completely appropriately yesterday when she took her son, Jayden James, to Johnny Rockets for lunch.

Britney is still sporting that engagement-esque ring we've seen her wearing lately.

If any conservator objects to this union, please speak now ...

Lindsay Lohan -- One Meeting at a Time

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Determined to get what's left of her career back on track, rehabbed ex-con actress Lindsay Lohan took a business meeting with agents at Creative Artists Agency in Century City on Thursday.

Lindsay also had a meeting Friday morning -- with her probation officer. She showed up at the Santa Monica Courthouse today to submit to a drug test.

One thing that won't show up in her system -- hair dye! She's a redhead again.

Britney Spears -- What Lawsuit?

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Britney Spears didn't sexually harass anyone (that we know of) during her lunch outing with her assistant yesterday in Los Angeles.

No word on whether or not she ordered 7UP.

Michael Lohan -- Lindsay, Are You There?

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Michael Lohan stopped by the home of his daughter, Lindsay Lohan, but alas ... she wasn't home.

She probably "wasn't home" like you "weren't home" when the census taker rang your bell.

Denise Richards' Bikini Is the New Black

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Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards, 39, heated up a cool and cloudy beach day by rockin' a sexy black bikini in Malibu on Wednesday.

The forecast looks hot and bothered.

Tom Brady -- Unruffled at Crash Scene

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Looking cool, calm and uninjured -- Tom Brady was photographed next to his bashed up Audi at the scene of his car accident in Boston this morning.

As we previously reported, a passenger in the other vehicle had to be removed with the jaws of life.

Brady was reportedly shaken by the accident -- but was not transported to the hospital.

In video from the crash scene, the fingers on Tom's left hand are taped up -- the result of an injury he sustained last month during practice. Warning: the video is graphic.

Chris Brown Hits the Beach

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With the hot sun beating down on him, embattled singer Chris Brown flipped women off his shoulders, got into chicken fights and frolicked without incident in the warm waters of Miami Beach on Tuesday.

Chris doesn't have a care in the world.

Madonna -- Like a Subway Commuter

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New Yorkers are used to seeing all kinds of things on the subway, but yesterday one of the most bizarre incidents ever happened ... Madonna rode public transportation.

The super-fit 52-year-old really does like to train.

"NJ Housewife" Kim G -- From 2-Faced to 2-Pieces

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While at the Jersey Shore this weekend, wannabe "Real Housewives of New Jersey" villain Kim G had no one to double-cross ... so she showed off her mature lady parts in a hot pink bikini instead.

Classy Kim, age unknown, really is a Shore thing.

Angelina Jolie -- Doing Good Never Looked So Good

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Using her super powers to better the world, UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie visited with flood victims in Pakistan on Tuesday.

Somehow Angie even manages to make charity work look like a magazine cover shoot.

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Sun Block

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Kate Beckinsale tried to cover up her face from the blazin' sun in shades and a floppy hat, but luckily showed off her sexy bod in a bikini in Mexico this weekend.

Even without a tan, Kate's golden.

Dwayne Johnson -- Massive Rock Warning

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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson found some time to hit an L.A. gym in between shooting scenes for "The Fast and the Furious 5" -- and from the looks of this photo .... he's playing the role of a diesel truck.

As for the Miami shirt -- dude used to play football for The U back in the day ... and was a member on the 1991 National Championship squad.

Rihanna -- Check Out Tat Bikini

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Rockin' her red 'do and skimpy bikini, Rihanna showed off her curves -- and some new ink on her arm and thigh -- while in Hawaii this weekend.

RiRi is shooting the movie "Battleship" in Hawaii, so the new tats may be for her role and not permanent.

Either way, we like the way you lie ... in the sun.

Paris Hilton -- First Photos Since Cocaine Arrest

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Paris Hilton has fled the country! Okay, not really -- she's just in Hawaii, soaking up the sun and taking her mind off that pesky arrest for cocaine possession.

'Jersey Shore' -- Farewell for Now

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Snooki and the rest of the "Jersey Shore" cast moved out of their house in Seaside Heights, NJ yesterday -- they've wrapped shooting on Season 3.

The Snookstress predictably tripped and fell while lugging out her belongings -- most of which looks like she won at some kind of carnival.

Lindsay Lohan Checks Herself Out

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Lindsay Lohan did her part to support her new movie "Machete" by hitting up a local LA movie theater.

Of course, she could have gone to see "Nanny McPhee Returns" -- but we doubt it.