Natalie Portman -- Just Me and My Fetus

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Natalie Portman showed off her bulging maternal instincts as she left a restaurant in L.A. on Thursday.

The 29-year-old Oscar nominee is due this summer.

Donald Trump Gets Dogged

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This little wigged out chihuahua -- named Bandit Rubio -- won a doggie celebrity look-a-like contest in NYC for his alleged resemblance to Donald Trump.

You're hired.

Lindsay Lohan -- Face-to-Face with Probation Officer

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Lindsay Lohan had some serious 'splainin to do at the L.A. County Probation Department in Santa Monica today -- during a sit-down with her P.O.

As we first reported, the LAPD contacted the probation office last night to inform them that they are investigating LiLo for grand theft jewelry.

As you already know -- LiLo is on wafer-thin ice ... and the alleged theft of the $2,500 necklace could be a felony and grounds to violate her probation ... which probably means slammer time.

UPDATE: Sources tell us ... Lindsay was drug tested during her meeting with the probation officer but the subject of the alleged grand theft never came up.

Lindsay Internet Picture Triggered Search Warrant

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A photo on the Internet triggered the search warrant that targeted Lindsay Lohan ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the owner of the jewelry store who filed the complaint against Lindsay saw an Internet photo of Lindsay wearing what the owner claims is a "one-of-a-kind necklace." We have confirmed the photo (above) shows Lindsay wearing the necklace in question.

The store owner went to cops with the photo and the surveillance video -- shot January 22 -- which we've learned shows Lindsay wearing the necklace in the store.

The store owner told cops Lindsay frequented her store.

Jaime Pressly -- What, Me Worry??

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The same day she was charged with two counts of driving under the influence with a blood alcohol level of 0.20% or higher, Jaime Pressly was spotted looking like she didn't have a care in the world after leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.

If convicted, the 33-year-old mother of one faces 6 months in county jail.

David Arquette -- Back on His Feet Again

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After spending nearly a month in rehab, David Arquette was spotted leaving a doctor's office in L.A. on Monday.

David went to rehab over New Year's weekend for treatment of alcohol and other issues.

Tiger Woods with His Kids -- A Real Pick-Me-Up

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Tiger Woods spent some quality time with his two kids, Sam and Charlie, along with his mother Kultida yesterday in Orlando.

After losing yet another golf tournament this past weekend ... Tiger really needed a lift.

Lisa Kudrow's Weird Arrival to JFK

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Looking like pals, Lisa Kudrow arrived at JFK airport on Monday with Weird Al Yankovic walking right behind her.

As far as we can tell, being on the same flight was just a coincidence.

Jon Cryer -- Time on His Hands

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Jon Cryer has been involuntarily freed from pesky tasks like learning his lines on "Two and a Half Men" -- at least temporarily while Charlie Sheen figures out his life ... and there's an upside for his kid.

Jon picked up 10-year-old Charlie from school Monday in L.A.

They say the best things in life are free. Good thing, because according to documents obtained by TMZ ... Cryer is losing $400,000 an episode while Charlie is MIA.

Jimmy Buffett Back in the Sling of Things

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Nearly a week after falling off the stage at a concert in Australia, Jimmy Buffett was spotted in L.A. on Monday ... standing upright, with his arm in a sling and talking on his cell phone.

The 64-year-old is good at multitasking ... sort of.

Charlie Sheen's Porn Pal Kacey Jordan Gets Paid

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Being "friends" with Charlie Sheen sure does pay ...

Kacey Jordan, the porn star who partied with Charlie before he was rushed to the hospital, went to cash the $30,000 check Charlie gave her right after she left his house that fateful day ... only the bank didn't have enough cash on hand. So she walked out with $8,000 in cash and a check for the remaining $22,000.

She went back to the bank yesterday (see above) and got the remaining $22K.

At least Charlie's checking account is still healthy.

Britney Spears -- Maid of Honor

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Britney Spears was the maid of honor at her assistant's wedding yesterday at The Spanish Monastery in Miami, FL.

"Hold It Against Me" would make a great song for a first dance.

Hugh Jackman Daddy Dearest

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Hugh Jackman taught his daughter Ava a very important lesson today in New York -- never turn your back to your father ... cause he may pelt you with a snowball.

Lesson learned.

Charlie Sheen's Twins -- With the Nanny

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With daddy a little preoccupied, Charlie Sheen's twin boys -- Bob and Max -- went for a stroll with their nanny outside their home in Los Angeles.

Not a care in the world.

Courtney Love Released Into the Wild

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Courtney Love surfaced in London last night.

Zac Efron Works Up an Appetite ... with the Ladies

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Zac Efron took his mind off Vanessa Hudgens by having lunch and drinks with a group of pretty young things at a restaurant in L.A. the other day.

Bon appetit, Zac.