'Lonely Island' Jorma Taccone 20-Foot Ladder Fall Can't Walk For Months!!!
Lonely Island’s Jorma Taccone took a 20-foot plunge off a ladder -- and now he’s laid up, spilling every detail of the scary fall that's left him unable to walk.
On a call with "The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers" podcast, Jorma revealed he shattered his pelvis and detached his sacrum after falling at his Connecticut farmhouse -- all while climbing a busted ladder to paint a birthday mural for his daughter, despite a buddy warning him it was sketchy.
Jorma says he was 20 feet up when the rickety ladder gave out -- life flashing before his eyes before he crash-landed on his backside ... and yeah, that pain went straight up!
Pete Davidson Bumpin' Through Paradise ... With Pregnant GF Elsie Hewitt!!!
Pete Davidson’s pregnant girlfriend Elsie Hewitt is glowing brightly, with recent vacation time clearly contributing to her radiance -- and her man’s right there for the shine!
The couple is pure couple goals in Elsie's Friday IG dump ... kicking things off with Pete planting kisses on her head while she rocks a bikini -- baby bump and all -- next to a tub.
That was just the warm-up -- the duo went full-on vacay mode with kayaking, snorkeling, swimming, and serious sun-soaking.
'Saturday Night Live' Ready for Primetime, Kam Patterson?!? Show May Want to Know!!!
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"Saturday Night Live" is shaking up its cast ... and, TMZ has learned the name of a potential replacement -- comedian Kam Patterson!
Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... 'SNL' is looking at Kam as a possible new cast member -- though he hasn't been sent an official offer yet.
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The show is still working on filling other open spots on the show, we're told ... and those decisions will come down soon, as the new season is just weeks away.
Pete Davidson's GF Elsie Hewitt Oh, Baby ... I'm Thirsty for Two!!! Trap Turns Into Bump Reveal
In something of a bait and switch ... Pete Davidson's girlfriend shared a busty thirst trap that she turned into a baby bump preview.
Model Elsie Hewitt posted the short vid to the Gram Thursday morning ... sporting a black bandana and adjusting a bikini top -- that appeared to be holding on for dear life -- before she backed away from the camera and cradled her tummy. She captioned the post ... "my little 🤰🏻"
TMZ broke the story ... the 'SNL' star and EH were expecting back in July ... and they commented on the exciting news shortly after ... Elsie posted snaps of them all loved up with the caption ... "Welp now everyone knows we had sex."
Pete Davidson I'm Going To Be A Dad!!!
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Pete Davidson is gearing up for his biggest role yet -- fatherhood ... 'cause TMZ has learned he's expecting his first child with girlfriend Elsie Hewitt.
Sources close to the couple tell us Elsie is due this winter and the couple just started telling friends and family. We're told the pair couldn’t be more excited.
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As we reported, Pete and Elsie were first linked in March and took their relationship to the next level quickly -- we broke the story that they were officially moving in together by May.
SON OF LATE 'SNL' PRODUCER CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER After NYC Bar Stabbing
The son of late "Saturday Night Live" music sketch producer Hal Willner has been charged with attempted murder after he violently slashed three individuals outside a New York City bar.
20-year-old Arlo Willner -- whose mother is an Emmy-winning producer Sheila Rogers, who also worked on 'SNL' -- committed the crime Saturday night at 3:30 AM, according to a criminal complaint obtained by TMZ. Police say he attacked the three individuals after he asked to buy cocaine and was told, "this was not the place for that."
He slit one person's neck, "causing a large and deep laceration," stabbed one individual in the shoulder and the third in the abdomen, per the complaint. All three were wounded but survived the attack.
Bill Maher Anything You're For, I'm Against ... Even If It Makes No Frickin' Sense!!!
Bill Maher made a point Friday night that should make most of us uncomfortable ... we can like something until the people we dislike like it as well, and then we hate it!
The 'Real Time' host gave a slew of examples ... Democrat liberals LOVED them some electric cars -- especially Teslas -- until Elon Musk embraced Donald Trump. Suddenly, Teslas were catching fire ... but not the good "fire" ... they were being torched by anti-Trumpers. And MAGA -- which hated electric cars -- embraced the Cybertruck like it was a Ford 150.
And here's a good one ... the left scoffed at Marjorie Taylor Greene when she said Catholic Bishops are controlled by Satan, but back in the day, when Sinead O'Connor tore up a pic of the Pope on 'SNL' ... liberals celebrated it.
Pete Davidson Nothing Funny About Comedian's Arms ... Looking Ripped in NYC!!!
Pete Davidson's flexing a lot more than his comedy muscles these days ... proving he's got real physical ones too -- looking ripped while grabbing some delivered groceries off his stoop.
The actor was spotted in New York City outside his place Friday morning ... wearing a small white tank top which showed off his buff arms -- a pretty clear sign he's been working out recently.
Also worth pointing out ... that tattoos that used to cover his arms are super faded now -- so, it looks like the laser removal is really working for him.
walton goggins avoids talking 'white lotus' feud drama during 'SNL'
Walton Goggins drew no attention to the ongoing rumors he's feuding with his "White Lotus" costar Aimee Lou Wood during his hosting duties on "Saturday Night Live" this weekend.
In his opening monologue, Goggins refrained from directly addressing the speculation saying ... "Most of you probably know me from ‘The White Lotus.’ No spoilers, but I die."
He went on to humorously reference his character's fate and unexpected rise to sex symbol status in the HBO series. "Some of my friends have even asked me, ‘What does it feel like to become a sex symbol at 53 years old?’ And you know what, if I’m being honest, it feels fantastic."
Bill Belichick 'SNL' Roasts 50-Year Age Gap with Jordon
Bill Belichick's girlfriend Jordon Hudson should be thanking her lucky stars -- 'SNL' took a big swipe at the couple, but it did NOT paint her as a controlling bitch ruining a sports icon's legacy.
Instead, just 2 minutes into Saturday's episode, it was the 49-year age gap between Jordon and Bill 'SNL' writers chose to skewer ... with President Trump -- played by James Austin Johnson -- signing an Executive Order on the coupling.
Mikey Day, as Stephen Miller says, "Sir, this order will make it socially acceptable for a man in his 70s to date a 24-year-old.” Trump adds the new Bill Belichick law will "make girlfriends young again."
B-Real Cypress Hill Wants 'SNL' Ban Lifted After 30 Years ... But Can't Promise Not To Smoke!!!
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Cannabis is legal in exactly 39 states -- including New York but over 30 years later, B-Real and his Cypress Hill posse are still banned from "Saturday Night Live" for lighting up a J!!!
TMZ Hip Hop caught up with Dr. Greenthumb himself at LAX on Thursday, where he had to laugh at all the time that's passed since that fateful weekend date, when CH rebelled against the cause.
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The date was Oct. 2, 1993, but Cypress Hill brought 420 to the Big Apple ahead of schedule and blew sativa smoke on national TV performing their song, "I Ain't Goin' Out Like That."
Walton Goggins Live With 'SNL's Chloe Fineman ... Deep Sniff of His Undies Onstage!!!
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Walton Goggins isn't scheduled to host "Saturday Night Live" until next week ... but, he's getting some facetime with one of the show's stars -- who got a deep inhale of his bikini undies onstage.
The actor attended Cultured Magazine's The Cult 100 in New York City Thursday night, where he was honored as one of 100 stars who are "actively shaping and changing our culture in real time" ... and, Chloe Fineman of 'SNL' fame paid him humorous tribute onstage.
Of course, Fineman brought her comedic flair to the event ... wearing an elegant white dress -- and stripping off a yellow Speedo from underneath her dress while walking up to the stage.
Walton Goggins 'We're Not Going There' ... Ends Interview After Aimee Lou Wood Questions
Walton Goggins isn't doing much to dispel ongoing gossip about a feud with his 'White Lotus' costar Aimee Lou Wood ... he just shut down an interview when asked about the reality of the rumored rift.
In a sit-down interview, Goggins was asked directly about the state of his real-life relationship with Wood following rumors of on-set strife during filming of "The White Lotus" ... and WG responded, "I'm not going to have that conversation."
In a Times of London newspaper interview published Thursday, the interviewer tried to broach the subject several times, but was denied by the actor, and the two publicists who were present.
Walton Goggins 'SNL' Host Talks Began Long Ago ... Way Before Shot at Aimee Lou Wood
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Walton Goggins is hosting "Saturday Night Live" next month ... and, while some have perceived it as a slight at his "The White Lotus" costar Aimee Lou Wood, TMZ has learned that's just not the case.
Here's the deal ... speculation Goggins and his onscreen GF Wood are feuding after their time on 'White Lotus' has circulated for a few weeks now -- fueled by the two not following each other on IG and a comment Goggins dropped on the recent 'SNL' clip which made fun of, in part, Wood's teeth.
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While some reports saw him taking the hosting gig as another shot at her, sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... conversations between Goggins and 'SNL' began long before his name was announced -- starting well before the jokes at Wood's expense.
Lana Del Rey I Kissed Morgan Wallen ... It Went to His Head!!!
Lana Del Rey is kissing and telling ... the singer claimed she smooched Morgan Wallen -- and then threw shade at him -- in her brand new song "57.5", which she debuted at Stagecoach Friday night.
There's no guessing when it comes to the new song's lyrics as she sang ... "I kissed Morgan Wallen / I guess kissing me kind of went to his head / If you want my secret to success / I suggest don’t go ATVing with him when you’re out west."
Thanks for the advice.
Aimee Lou Wood 'SNL' Gave Her No Formal Apology For 'White Lotus' Parody ... But She Was Loved On Set
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"The White Lotus" star Aimee Lou Wood says she's "had apologies from 'SNL'" for a skit making fun of her teeth -- but we've learned the sketch comedy show has done no such thing, although the staff was very fond of her on set.
Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... "Saturday Night Live" did not reach out to Aimee with a formal apology.
We're told Aimee may have spoken to someone she knows on the show and they may have apologized, but no such apology came down from 'SNL' in any official or formal capacity.