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Prince William and Kate Middleton are dirty secret keepers -- refusing to release the name of the future King of England ... and their subjects are pissed!

Well, actually a bunch of Americans with zero ties to England are pissed.

Don't adjust your screen -- Rick Harrison from "Pawn Stars" really did marry that super hot lady next to him ... and in the process he earned our trophy for most overachieving dude.

And yes ... the trophy is wearing white.

Justin Bieber was just handed one of the most coveted awards on Earth -- an officially stamped, 100% legit ... hood pass!

What so legit about it? JB's pass was stamped by Game, himself.

With Harvey Levin out of the office on official TMZ business, rap superstar The Game has taken over the TMZ newsroom ... and it's HILARIOUS.

Nothing's off-limits -- from Kanye to Bieber to the Amanda Bynes saga.

And you gotta hear Game tell the story about the time he went to Dubai ... to put on a concert for TWO PEOPLE.

Ya don't wanna miss this.

Giuliana Rancic might be the most polarizing person in TMZ history -- because the mere mention of her name set the room on fire ... in an epic battle for the ages.

Charlie Sheen was not only able to make offspring -- his offspring have now made little warlocks of their own ... officially crowning him the hardest partying grandfather EVER.

Tony Rock gave us his own tribute to Kanye West's temper -- which, although awesome ... wasn't nearly as awesome as our remix of Yeezy's latest tantrum.

Oh, and when you're ready to watch it over and over ... and over again -- you're welcome.

Denver Nuggets star Kenneth Faried plays power forward, and now -- thanks to his own drunken rant -- we know the source of his power ... is in his pants*.

(*according to KF's calculations)

Justin Bieber needs to remember the golden rule in the wake of his latest alleged spit attack -- if you can't spray something nice, don't spray anything at all.

Bobby Brown is pissed off his daughter Bobbi Kristina's fiancé Nick Gordon didn't ask him for her hand in marriage.

But honestly ... would YOU wanna ask "Bad Ass" Bobby that question?

The Atlanta Falcons' Julio Jones is a superstar wide receiver, which basically means no matter how many TDs he scores -- some freakin' quarterback will steal the spotlight!

Y'know, 'cause they're all selected for their looks ... is what someone wants you to believe.

Mariah Carey made the fashion statement of the season -- and the great news is you don't have to be super rich like her to get the same look ... but you do have to dislocate your shoulder.

Sometimes fashion hurts.

'Honey Boo Boo' and her kinfolk took a redneck road trip to our nation's capital -- and instantly became the most likable people in the entire city.

Politicians ... watch and learn how to git 'er done in D.C.!

Laugh all you want at "Sharknado" ... but it will go down in history as one of the greatest godawful TV movies ever!

Otherwise know as -- that thing people got ridiculously passionate about for no good reason.

Jay-Z won't be having a sit down with Robert De Niro anytime soon -- which is weird because you'd think the guy famous for "Taxi Driver," and "Raging Bull" would be easy to talk to--ohh, right.

That's grade AAA beef you smell cooking between Jay & Bobby D!

The Insane Clown Posse topped GQ's list of the worst rappers of all-time -- and to add insult to injury ... they got beat by feline rapper MC Skat Kat!

Yeah, he's a cartoon -- but still sucks less than ICP. According to GQ.