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Alessandra Ambrosio's bikini-clad stroll down a Greek beach was more than just awesome -- it also revealed why those Victoria's Secret Angels always look so smoking hot.

And yes, the answer is pretty obvious -- we're not rocket scientists.

Diddy needs to change the way he hires interns -- because one of his company's former pee-ons claims she had to do menial tasks ... while Diddy whispered, "Take that, take that."

Ok, we made up that last part, but seriously ... this chick needs a refresher on what interns do!!

Romeo's idea of the perfect 24th birthday gift involves Justin Bieber's on-again/off-again gf Selena Gomez!

What bro code??!!

Competitive eating superstar Joey Chestnut shockingly lost a battle against newcomer Matt Stonie -- but by inhaling a few less gyoza he might actually win a war ... on heart disease.

Now serving silver linings!

Paulina Gretzky's engagement is great news ... for one man -- that golfer dude who snagged the Great One. Sorry, we mean ... the Great One's daughter.

The rest of us are stuck with the Internet ... which, luckily, is laced with absurdly hot Paulina pics.

Justin Bieber ditched Lil Za and Lil Twist for NBA stars Kevin Durant and Tyson Chandler ... who both mysteriously popped by his house for a sit down.

Must've been one helluva get together -- 'cause JB's shirt went missing ... again!

Paris Hilton was a dirty, dirty girl -- so she lathered herself up with foam and got down with a whole bunch of people at once.

Oh, this all went down at a club in Ibiza. Not a sex tape ... sorry.

Nabilla Benattia calls herself the "French Kim Kardashian" -- but we came up with a better, more appropriate, name ... along with a kick-ass theme.

Now quit reading, and watch her prance on the beach in a bikini -- you'll be inspired too.

Hayden Panettiere is suddenly sporting a giant, engagement-looking ring on her finger -- which we're guessing was given to her by her giant bf Wladimir Klitschko.

Next up for HP? One more potentially GIANT challenge!

Soulja Boy copped to acting like a real ass when he got kicked off of a flight -- a la Alec Baldwin -- which reminded us ... our newsroom is also experiencing major ass issues.

It's a whole thing.

Rapper Riff Raff's arrest was a huge shocker to everyone ... is what we might say if dude's name wasn't Riff Raff.

Seriously ... even RR seems pretty chill about his drug bust.

Leonardo da Vinci's famed "The Last Supper" has officially been desecrated by the Lord ... Disick, that is ... and the whole Kardashian family.

Question is -- can you crack the code?

Kevin Federline officially crushed the hearts of all those women dreaming of being his fourth baby mama -- when he married Victoria Prince over the weekend.

Proving there's still plenty of Britney Spears money to go around.

Rapper Machine Gun Kelly educated TMZ on the fine art of intoxication during a wild night out in Hollywood this week ... but he was so blasted, he probably doesn't remember any of it.

Do you know what a "Rager Shot" is?? Neither did we ... but apparently, it gets TWO people drunk ... at the same time.

We should let MGK explain ...

DJ Steve Aoki absolutely nailed one of his wheelchair-bound fans in the face with a 80-foot cake toss -- and if you think that's awesome ... the kid's reaction is the real icing on the ... oh you get it.

And now ... a verse from our song about the worthless piece of garbage who stole James Gandolfini's Rolex:

We hope you burn in hell ...
You gutter punk slime.
We hope your eyeballs melt ...
So you can't tell time.

Don't worry, there's more ... and the music is awesome.

Check out the clip.