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Plaxico Burress spent 22 months in prison -- so it's no surprise dude went on a shopping spree ... but we're a little shocked about WHERE he decided to drop his cash.

Move over Bruce, Kris Jenner has a new dude to boss around -- Kim Kardashian's fiance Kris Humphries is now MOMMA-IN-LAW whipped!! He HAD to see this coming ... right?

Prepare to hate life. When 22-year-old Formula 1 heiress Petra Ecclestone couldn't buy a $125 million mansion ... she SETTLED for Candy Spelling's 57,000 sq. foot crib. Begin self-hatred ... now!

Legendary street artist Shepard Fairey -- the guy behind the Obama "Hope" poster -- nearly had his trade secrets revealed ... by his wife!! You GOTTA SEE his reaction to Mrs. Fairey's loose lips.

The most coveted real estate in England -- Pippa Middleton's butt -- is back on the market now that she's dumped that guy formerly known as ... "lucky bastard."

Fifty-one smoking hot chicks slipped into bikinis for a Miss USA pool party in Las Vegas -- but some snooty people in the TMZ newsroom think there's something WRONG with this ... SERIOUSLY??

Chris Reid from Kid 'n Play tried REALLY hard to crack a joke about Harvey's singing -- which somehow opened the door for Harvey to deliver a bizarre metaphor involving ... swim trunks?

N'SYNC's Joey Fatone is making a huge mistake -- he's unloading the most coveted item in the UNIVERSE ... a legendary sword so powerful ... we at TMZ are ready to join the bidding war!

Tom Hanks may have two Oscars under his belt -- but he's not too big to bust out a few lines from his "Toy Story" movies for a little kid in France. Trés bien 'Woody' ... trés bien, indeed.

Dirk Nowitzki's fever better break before Game 5 of the NBA Finals ... 'cause other players might get sick. (Waaugh!) Think that's ludicrous? Well, it's not ... in Commissioner Levin's hoops league.

Christie Brinkley is doing her best to make Billy Joel and every other ex regret kissing her goodbye -- because the 57-year-old supermodel put on a clinic best described with one word: DAMN!!

When Rep. Anthony Weiner gave porn star Ginger Lee lessons on covering up a scandal ... he exposed the most disgusting secret of all -- how to lie like a politician.

MC Hammer has a better chance of surviving the apocalypse than the Insane Clown Posse's annual Gathering of the Juggalos. So pay attention Hammer ... if you want to LIVE!

We handed Drake a great business idea -- add some sex appeal to the mattress game -- a natural for a rap superstar, right? Apparently not ... since one TMZ staffer thinks sex in bed is out. Seriously?

Was Flavor Flav spotted by the TMZ Hollywood Bus Tour? Yeah, BOYYY! Did Flav hop on the bus and take a ride? Yeah BOYYY!! Did Harvey lip sync to "My Way" with Flav? Yeah, unfortunately. Boyyy.

It's like high school all over again for New York Giants RB Brandon Jacobs -- who just found out his too-cool teammates are holding practice WITHOUT him!! OMG, BJ totally got Heisman'd ... SMH.