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Florence Henderson from "The Brady Bunch" tells us there's more to her story about getting crabs from a former NYC mayor -- and we say ... Mrs. Brady's been a bad, bad girl.

Rocker Sebastian Bach's story about a prosthetic legged fan seemed ridiculous -- until Harvey dropped a tale about CADAVERS and med school pranks!

Jason Segel is not an actual Muppet -- even though he stars with 'em in the new Muppet movie -- and Fozzie Bear refuses to do full frontal nudity!! Still, one dude can't keep 'em straight in his head.

Producer Ricky Romance was bitch slapped so hard by a bouncer the strike was re-dubbed a MAN SLAP -- proving that little guys should always RUN after hitting giant guys! Got it Ricky?

Miley Cyrus's concert security will destroy all threats to the singer ... even the tiny, harmless, super-excited female kind.

Tiger Woods' mistress Jaimee Grubbs -- the chick who released that infamous Tiger voicemail back in the day -- swears she didn't do it for the $$$ ... but is she really telling the tooth???

Audrina Patridge's banging bikini body ignited a heated argument at TMZ -- can a killer body make up for a boring personality? Before you say, "YES" ... watch the video. Then say, "YES."

What could FOX NFL Sunday's Michael Strahan, a car named "American Lightning", and Harvey's pet fish Rib-Eye possibly have in common? Absolutely NOTHING ... until now.

George Clooney only gets down on one knee ... to tie his shoes. Yep, add Elisabetta Canalis to the list of women who've failed to get Cloons to the chapel -- but be sure to soak up the view as she exits.

Katy Perry has giant coattails -- because Debbie Gibson, Hanson, and freakin' Corey Feldman all managed to ride them into her new music video. All aboard the nostalgia train!!!

"Entourage" star Jerry Ferrara just got blindsided ... by CARMAGEDDON -- the absolutely apocalyptic upcoming closing of ONE Los Angeles freeway!! Oh, the humanity.

51-year-old "Lost" actor Doug Hutchison just married 16-year-old aspiring country singer Courtney Stodden -- and if that seems seriously WRONG to you ... it is!!

Hillary Clinton's former intern Sammie Spades fell on hard times after trying her hand at the polls -- and yes, that's a massive double entendre for ... she's a major porn star now.

Yasmin Lee -- the uh ... exotic looking star of "The Hangover 2" was the target of a dude's affection out in Hollywood. That is ... until he recognized her body of work -- SURPRISE!!!

Brad Pitt and "El Brad Pitt" -- the alleged Mexican drug cartel member -- actually have a few things in common ... once you put good looks and the whole drug stuff aside. Yep, practically twins!

Gerard Butler has yet to meet a woman he can't sleep with -- until now ... we think. Gerard kicked it with super hot actress Kristanna Loken ... who happens to be a lesbian. Let the games begin!