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Snooki's bump and grind with a potted plant could be more than just drunken fun. Ever heard of dendrophilia? If you said yes -- you're into freaky stuff -- and you've probably heard all these jokes.

Rosario Dawson's already joined the worldwide "planking" craze -- and a run-in with her led to TMZ's very first newsroom attempt at it ... whether our victim planker liked it or not.

George Clooney's on every woman's "list" of guys they'd get a pass to cheat with -- so maybe Elisabetta Canalis was exercising her Clooney clause before returning to her other guy!

Zac Efron may or may not have hooked up with his ex Vanessa Hudgen's BFF Ashley Tisdale, but if he did ... is that SO wrong? Apparently not -- in Harvey's head ... and soap operas.

Vinny Guadagnino bailed on "Jersey Shore" ... officially ending his career a little earlier than it was probably gonna end anyway. Good luck hooking up with grenades not named Snooki, Vin.

A "Price is Right" beauty revealed a MAJOR secret about the show -- which lead to an EVEN BIGGER bombshell ... a super secret video of one TMZ staffer that was NEVER supposed to see the light of day.

18-year-old Nick Jonas landed himself one SMOKING HOT 26-year-old girlfriend -- singer Delta Goodrem. They're TOTALLY doing it, right? Right? Anyone?

David Spade says it's cut and dry -- you CANNOT call a U.S. president a d*ck a la MSNBC analyst Mark Halperin ... so the big question ... what slang word for male genitalia CAN you call a president?

Turns out Hollywood Jesus -- dude who rocks a robe all over town -- rolls DEEP!! Besides driving a Mercedes ... he's also flashing major cash in front of the TMZ Bus Tour crew. Can we get a witness?

Kim Kardashian's extravagant wedding -- and the message it sends to her fans -- may lead to the fall of the United States of America ... so says a man whose name rhymes with Larvey Fevin.

Zookeeper Suzi Rapp took a cute ... yet potentially vicious freakin' SNOW LEOPARD out of its cage at LAX!! Guess TSA is now cool with wild cats of prey ... but a tube o' toothpaste will still get ya frisked.

UFC announcer Bruce Buffer's seen plenty o' family jewels crushed in the octagon -- so who better to explain how to survive a direct blow ... down low? Note: live sound effects provided by TMZ staff.

Who are the top five rappers of all time? Fabolous gave us his list -- and it's shockingly close to hip-hop king Harvey Levin's! WARNING: Please ignore the TMZ staffer who put Coolio on her list.

Move over Bentley, Hollywood's got a surprising new favorite ride! We found one star who's buying the hype -- and if you do too, PLEASE don't give your car a stupid name ... like Red Sled.

Florence Henderson from "The Brady Bunch" tells us there's more to her story about getting crabs from a former NYC mayor -- and we say ... Mrs. Brady's been a bad, bad girl.

Rocker Sebastian Bach's story about a prosthetic legged fan seemed ridiculous -- until Harvey dropped a tale about CADAVERS and med school pranks!