Kate Walsh went to Disneyland, but it's hooters that ended up making her day -- as she cupped a pair of boobs on Splash Mountain.
The "Private Practice" actress kept her hands well inside the log flume over the weekend -- and showed full support for the knockers seated in front of her during the ride's signature drop.
Kate seemed unimpressed with the rack, but maybe she's just felt 'em before. Turns out the chick is a friend of hers.
Caution: Riders may get wet.
Teen Singer Pia Mia
You Made Me Rich!
7 minutes ago BY TMZ STAFF
Pia Mia knows it pays to keep up with the Kardashians ... the 17-year-old singer/friend of Kendall and Kylie Jenner just signed a recording contract that will make her rich -- not Kardashian rich ... but close enough.
Pia signed a multi-album deal with Interscope which pays 1.3 mil for her first album ... and up to $9 million more if Interscope green lights her next three albums.
And according to the contract -- obtained by TMZ -- she stands to make even more in bonuses ... if the albums are hits.
Pia -- who was born in Guam -- got her start on YouTube and hit it big when Kim K. posted video of her singing a Drake song at Kylie's 16th birthday party -- with Drake and Kanye front and center.
Makes Clean Prison Break
After Completing Batterer's Program
22 minutes ago BY TMZ STAFF
Lane Garrison has completed his domestic violence counseling and is almost a free man ... two years after being convicted of hitting his ex-girlfriend, former Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly.
According to court docs ... the ex "Prison Break" star completed 52 sessions of both AA and the batterer's program, served two months behind bars, and paid $2,500 in fines.
This is the second conviction for Lane, who previously served 2 years for vehicular manslaughter, driving under the influence, and providing alcohol to a minor.
If Lane stays clean for the remaining 18 months of his probation ... he'll be free and clear.
BTW ... Lane has rebounded. He's got a movie coming out in October, and get this ... he's playing a prison guard.
I Didn't Give That Woman Herpes!
7/28/2014 5:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Pittsburgh Steelers lineman Cam Thomas is adamant .. he did NOT give herpes to his ex-girlfriend ... despite her allegations in an explosive new lawsuit.
TMZ Sports spoke with Cam's lawyers who claims the woman behind the a lawsuit is a "bitter girl" whose lawsuit is a shameless attempt at a money grab.
Sketchy 'Stache Attempt Unveiled
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Guess Who This
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Before this bundled up boy was a heating up Hollywood he was just another cute kid trying to beat the cold in Minot, North Dakota. Can you guess who he is?
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Assault Suspect Rants ...
Illuminati Out To Get Me!
7/28/2014 4:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The homeless man who allegedly threatened to kill Michael Strahan went on a CRAZY rant in court Monday ... calling the judge the n-word and accusing his lawyer of belonging to the Illuminati.
Andre Johnson was in court for his arraignment and repeatedly demanded new legal representation ... saying his lawyer is part of the Illuminati -- the secret society that allegedly runs the world.
According to the NY Post ... the judge ordered Johnson to take a mental competency exam, and he yelled ... "That's some bullsh*t n****r!"
Johnson was arrested July 1st when he pulled a knife on a security guard outside the "Good Morning America" studio and said he was there to kill Strahan. He's been charged with 3 counts of attempted assault.
Adrianne Curry Begs Nerds
… Don't Be Pervs!
7/28/2014 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Melissa Joan Hart admitted to more than onscreen smooching with her former "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" co-star.
See who it was!
Tappin' Latin Talent for Co-Host
Lauren Sanchez to Guest
7/28/2014 3:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"The View" producers will give potential replacement co-host Lauren Sanchez her shot at one of the coveted seats when she sits in for Wednesday's episode.
TMZ has learned Sanchez got the call last week, and was told she would be co-hosting with Whoopi Goldberg, Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd.
Our 'View' sources tell us producers will be watching for Sanchez's "chemistry" with Whoopi -- which makes sense since she's the only one who will be back next season.
As TMZ first told you ... producers are on the hunt for 2 new co-hosts -- one conservative and one Latina. Sanchez -- a former news anchor and 'Extra' host -- was nearly hired in 2000, but they went with Lisa Ling instead.
As Barbara Walters herself put it, Lauren was "thiiis close" to getting the gig back then.
'RHOA' Star Phaedra Parks
I'm NOT Leaving The Show!
7/28/2014 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Phaedra Parks is back at work -- shooting episodes for the new season -- and rumors that she's taking a leave of absence are NOT true, sources tell TMZ.
What's more ... we've learned her husband, convicted felon Apollo Nida, is back, too -- at least for a while.
We're told Phaedra and Apollo have been filming for almost a month -- trying to shoot as much as possible before he begins serving his 8-year prison sentence for money fraud.
Sources tell us ... their storyline centers on Apollo's conviction and the upheaval it's caused in their relationship ... a relationship that appears to be on the brink of divorce.
We're told Phaedra may skip some filming to take care of family business ... but there's no way she's leaving the show.
On Jury Duty
7/28/2014 3:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lisa Kudrow won the lottery today -- completing her jury duty after one day of service.
Lisa just walked out of the Los Angeles County Superior Court in downtown ... where she did her civic duty, and got the outcome everyone prays for when they report: One and done!
Lisa was not selected for a jury panel all day -- and in L.A. County, potential jurors are dismissed after one day if they're not selected.
According to our sources Lisa sat quietly in the jury pool room, and was dressed comfortably ... in smart loafers. Some of the other potential jurors were starstruck, but we're told LK was nothing but friendly.
Loses Court Case
To Block Clippers Sale
7/28/2014 2:32 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
5:25 PM PT -- Outside of court, Shelly talked about the judge's ruling -- saying Donald will actually be HAPPY with the court's decision.
She added, "We do have love for each other and I hope it will work out between us. And it will and everything will be good."
Shelly also says she believes the league will LIFT the ban on Donald Sterling and he'll be able to to attend Clippers games together in her brand new floor seats.
Donald Sterling just LOST his bid to block the sale of the Los Angeles Clippers.
A judge just gave his tentative ruling -- that Shelly Sterling was authorized to cut the $2 billion deal with ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for the sale of the team.
The judge said, "Shelly clearly had the authority to transfer the shares of [the Clippers].
Donald had argued he should never have been stripped of control of the team ... authority she got after 2 doctors determined Donald was mentally incompetent to handle the business affairs of the team.
But the judge begged to differ, concluding the medical examinations were valid and proper.
The judge also pooh-poohed Donald's testimony.
Although the ruling was tentative, it's almost certain it will become final.
TMZ broke the story ... Donald met with Ballmer last week as it became clear he was going to lose his court case. If Donald had some leverage, it's pretty much now lost.
Buyer Backs Out
Anybody Want A $13M Mansion?
7/28/2014 2:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aren't packing up their toothbrushes just yet ... their Bel Air mansion -- which they thought was sold -- is BACK on the market, TMZ has learned.
Real estate sources tell us an out-of-state-buyer had negotiated a deal to buy the pad for about $10M -- it had been listed for just under $13 mil -- but had a change of heart.
We're told the client didn't give a reason -- just simply backed out of the deal.
As we told you ... the house sits on 3 acres and has a movie theater, a gym, an indoor basketball court and a putting green.
Did we mention curb appeal?