Lap dances usually require contact with an actual lap ... but this guy at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos Thursday defied the odds -- and DJ Paul recorded the whole thing.
The Gathering is currently going on in Thornville, Ohio and during the festivities yesterday the Three 6 Mafia rapper filmed quite possibly the best lap dance video EVER!
It's unclear what's going on in the background ... or why this is happening -- but please pop open a Faygo soda and enjoy.
Can't Stop Malia & Sasha Pics
At Beyonce & Jay Z Show
7/25/2014 8:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michelle Obama was powerless to prevent photos of her daughters from going public -- she and the girls were captured in selfies at Beyonce and Jay Z's concert last night.
The First Lady chaperoned Malia and Sasha to packed Soldier Field in Chicago -- and a concertgoer lined up some of the fam in the background of her selfie ... and then pushed it out to the world on Instagram.
As we first told you ... Michelle called a photo agency earlier this month, and got it to take down shots of Malia walking into a restaurant that's a known paparazzi spot.
The Chi town selfie reveals a huge flaw in the White House's desire to keep the girls out of the public spotlight ... unless they're with the President.
Hard to shut down a stadium full of iPhones.
Lil Wayne & Ronaldo
'Might Be a Great Partnership'
... Says Common
7/25/2014 6:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lil Wayne's sports management company has the potential to be HUGE -- and going after Cristiano Ronaldo to be client #1 could make for a "great partnership" ... so says rap superstar Common.
We broke the story ... Wayne is all set to handle Ronaldo's U.S.-based sports management needs (branding, marketing, etc.) ... a move Common thinks is smart because of Weezy's track record.
"Obviously, [Young Money Cash Money Billionaires] is very successful ... so, you know, it might be a great partnership."
Stay tuned ...
Keyshia Cole's Husband
I Did NOT File For Divorce ...
But a Loco Impostor Did!
7/25/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Keyshia Cole's estranged husband shocked her by filing divorce papers before she could, or so it seemed ... but Daniel "Boobie" Gibson says it was actually an impostor -- with a thing for El Pollo Loco -- who did the deed.
TMZ broke the story ... the singer was on the verge of filing for divorce last month, but still hadn't pulled the trigger when Gibson supposedly filed last week in L.A. County Superior Court.
We got a copy of the docs which looked pretty standard ... citing irreconcilable differences. However, it seemed odd an ex-NBA player like Gibson would list himself as his attorney.
We called the phone # listed for him in the papers -- and the person who answered claimed he was Gibson, but sounded suspect. So, we checked the address listed ... and it turned out to be an El Pollo Loco restaurant. Crazy, right?
The real Boobie assured us he never once considered filing, telling us ... "She would have to do it. I am a Christian. I believe in 'til death do us part.'"
Gibson says he's going to press charges against the impostor.
For her part, Keyshia tells us nothing's changed -- she still plans to go forward with the divorce. Sorry Boobie ... and fake Boobie.
Police Probe Alleged
Threats Against Music Honcho
7/25/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michael Lohan is being investigated for allegedly threatening to burn down the house of a record label honcho who was in talks to work with his daughter Ali Lohan.
As TMZ first reported, Lindsay's little sister is trying to make a go of it as a country music singer ... with a little help from her father Michael, of course.
According to sources, Michael brokered a potential deal between Chinga Chang Records and Ali ... securing a $15,000 consulting fee for himself too. We're told when Ali got wind that Michael was cashing in on her she freaked on him.
We're told Michael tried to nix the deal with Chinga Chang (say that five times fast), and eventually got into a threatening war of words with its CEO, Dan Herman.
Law enforcement sources tell us Lohan placed calls and texts to Herman ... claiming to know his Florida home is not well-secured, and would be easy to burn down.
Herman filed a report with the State Police in Pennsylvania, where he lives ... and cops tell us they are investigating.
Michael tells TMZ ... Herman is lying about the threats, and also about having a deal with Ali.
Michael Jackson Estate
Sues Over Sale of MJ Concert Pics
7/25/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michael Jackson's Estate is suing a movie memorabilia store for auctioning off historic photos from MJ's heyday -- and duping potential buyers with a get-rich-quick scheme.
The pics are from the Jackson brothers' 1984 Victory Tour. According to court docs -- obtained by TMZ -- Michael hired a photog to shoot the concerts ... and Jackson's company owned all the rights to the pictures.
The Estate claims Premiere Props put the photos up for auction, and misled buyers into believing they would also own copyright on the pics -- a huge selling point, because the buyer could make a fortune by reprinting and selling the pics.
Premiere valued the pics from $200 to over $2K, according to its website.
MJ's camp is now suing for all the auction profits ... and to stop Premiere from selling any more MJ memorabilia.
5 Seconds of Summer
Of a Not-So Teenaged Fan
7/25/2014 12:19 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The crowd might make you think all their fans are shrieking young chicks -- but we now have firsthand knowledge of at least one older, male-er shrieker too. Shhhh!
My Marriage is Over
7/24/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Robin Thicke is waving the white flag ... telling people in his camp his marriage to Paula Patton has collapsed.
Thicke certainly gave a strong sign the union is over by listing his L.A. home Monday. Paula has not lived in the house since their separation in February, after that grab-ass pic became public.
Sources connected with Robin tell TMZ ... an attorney is already working on a financial settlement -- separating assets.
Our sources say, however, neither side has hired a divorce lawyer.
Thicke is saying he will NOT be the one who files for divorce ... she'll have to do it. But he says he's done begging and is moving on.
I Might Have Deuced
During My Port-a-Potty Rap
7/24/2014 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Action Bronson finally reveals the big secret ... what he did behind closed doors -- specifically, whether he dropped a deuce during his infamous port-a-potty rap performance?
TMZ posted the epic clip ... showing the "Shiraz" rapper ducking into a port-a-potty during his performance at the Ottawa Bluesfest ... and not missing a beat.
In addition to addressing #1/#2 matters, he also unveiled his plan for topping that stunt.
It won't be pretty.
My Landlord PAINTED Over
7/24/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sean Stewart is ready to fight his landlord in court who is going after him for back rent ... claiming she shamelessly painted over dangerous mold ... mold that made him sick.
Stewart's landlord posted an eviction notice on Sean's door July 16, after he failed to pay July rent totaling $2,995. Stewart says he bailed a month ago because of the mold danger.
Stewart says he had the money to pay but didn't because it's his legal right ... he complained several times about the mold but all the landlord did was paint over it. So Sean exercised his right under California law to move out without giving notice ... because the apt. posed a serious health risk.
He says he's been feeling weak for months and developed red blisters on his skin ... all because of the mold.
We reached out to Stewart's landlord for comment ... so far, no word back.
Amy Winehouse's Mom
Go Ahead, Honor My Daughter
With Your Booze & Cigs
7/24/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Amy Winehouse's fans are marking the 3rd anniversary of her death by trashing her lawn with cigarettes and empty booze bottles ... and Amy's mom tells TMZ it's a fitting tribute.
Janis Winehouse says she's totally cool with the random drug and alcohol paraphernalia littering Amy's old house ... in addition to leaving posters, graffiti, candles and photos.
Hordes of people have visited the house at 30 Camden Square in London -- where Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning in 2011 -- leaving beer cans, empty bottles of Jack Daniels, Smirnoff and packs of smokes.
Janis -- who runs an anti-drug and alcohol foundation with Amy's dad -- says she's not upset by the homage ... in fact, it makes her happy that Amy's fans still care.
Rich Homie Quan
I Didn't Hit A Fan
I Bitch Slapped A Thief!
7/24/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rich Homie Quan wasn't lashing out at a fan when he smacked a guy at a concert earlier this month ... he was dishing out justice to a dude he says was TRYING TO ROB HIM.
As we reported ... Quan was performing on stage in Racine, Wisconsin July 4 when someone in the crowd grabbed his arm. It appeared the man was trying to pull himself on stage.
But a rep for Quan tells TMZ ... the guy wasn't trying to steal the limelight ... he was trying to steal Quan's watch ... right off his wrist. And that's why the rapper knocked him upside the head.
Quan himself tells us: "The person that tried to rob me was not one of my fans. My fans are loyal to me. I did what anyone else would do if they were being robbed."