Kevin Federline is calling BS on the naked pic supposedly featuring his legendary baby maker -- telling people the shot is faker than his rap career.
The shot's been all over the Internet ... apparently showing K-Fed gripping his Sexcalibur like he's preparing for battle.
But sources close to Federleezy say he's 100% certain it's a Photoshopped pic ... not only because he has tattoos down by the dragon's den which aren't in the pic -- but he also claims his shlong is way shlonger in real life.
K-Fed's penis couldn't be reached for comment.
Michael Brown Said I Was
'Too Much of a Pussy to Shoot'
11/26/2014 6:03 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Darren Wilson says Michael Brown was goading him, saying he was "too much of a pussy to shoot me."
Wilson went through the events of the evening step-by-step ... prompted by ABC's George Stephanopoulos ... who, by the way, showed he's a great interviewer.
Wilson said it was either his life or Michael Brown's when he fired the shots in Ferguson, saying Brown absolutely did NOT have his hands up when he discharged the gun.
Wilson also said he and his wife are expecting a baby.
Burns Self and Cosby
11/26/2014 8:33 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Roseanne Barr did a lot with a single selfie ... insinuating Bill Cosby brutally beat her but really just made a domestic violence joke, and at the same time showed the perils of a chemical peel.
Barr posted a photo of her swollen and badly bruised face with the caption "tussle w bill cosby."
Apparently, no one found it funny. She took it down and reposted with an explanation, saying, "Got a chemical peel to look more sexier. Joked about tussling cosby."
Better luck next time.
If I Marry Khloe ...
I'm Taking Half!
11/26/2014 7:09 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kris Jenner, be warned ... French Montana will have a foothold on the Kardashian fortune if he marries your daughter.
French was at LAX Tuesday when he was asked straight up ... will he sign a prenup to seal the deal with Khloe? He was emphatic ... NO.
French might have issues ... Khloe and Lamar Odom signed a prenup before they got hitched, so the likelihood is ... this would be a deal breaker.
My Good Name's Being Tarnished!
11/26/2014 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Bill Cosby is outraged by the torrent of sexual assault allegations ... calling them "unsubstantiated accusations."
But the guy who fits the Bill is actually Mayor Bill Cosby from Bevier, MO. He tells us he's just sick over the accusations and what it's done to the legendary comedian.
Mayor Bill met his namesake at one of Cosby's concerts back in June. Hizzoner has affection for Cosby and is hoping and praying the stories are all rubbish.
The Mayor is a man of many skills. When he's not running the 1-square-mile city -- population 718 -- he operates heavy machinery.
They have one thing in common ... they both wanna bulldozer.
Snaps at Pap ...
Is There Trouble at Home?
11/26/2014 7:04 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Scott Disick jumped down the throat of a photog -- not because he was asked about rumored troubles with Kourtney Kardashian -- but because the pap messed with something he really treasures.
Lord Disick was leaving lunch Tuesday with Kendall Jenner in Beverly Hills when our guy tried to get to the bottom of the rumors he and Kourtney were having issues ... again.
Scott seemed to ignore the question, but seconds later unloaded on a pap who accidentally backed into his exotic sports car -- making it look like he's really on edge about home issues.
Or he really loves his Bugatti.
In other news...
When you think of Katy Perry in a bikini, you probably have a certain image in your head. This probably isn't that image!
Never Said He Believes
God Hates 'F*gs'
11/26/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kirk Cameron was screwed over by some guys who edited a video to make it look like Cameron said "God hates f*gs."
The video in question was shot 15-20 years ago. Cameron was talking to a friend about the right wing of the church, saying how revolting it was that some of them would say such a thing.
A company called Deeper Understanding grossly misrepresented what Cameron said by editing the clip to make it look like he owned the sentiment. Check out the video below.
We spoke with a rep from Deeper Understanding, who acknowledged the editing was deceptive, but the rep believes that's really how Cameron feels so it's a case of no harm, no foul.
But now ... Living Waters Publications, the Christian company that filmed the original, tells TMZ they fired off a letter to Deeper Understanding, demanding that the company 86 the video from YouTube and STAT.
The video has been removed from YouTube.
Michael May Have Faked His Wedding
11/26/2014 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Dina Lohan thinks ex-hubby Michael's wedding is fake ... because she says he told her so.
Dina was breezing through LAX Tuesday when our photog asked her about Michael Lohan and Kate Major tying the knot. Dina, who seems ... generally confused ... repeatedly says Michael disavowed taking vows.
In the end, Dina is cool with Kate, and bids us farewell with a curious goodbye generally reserved for the freshly dead.
Rolls Out The Motown Gravy Train
11/26/2014 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Big Sean just backed up his holiday truck and emptied it on Detroit Tuesday morning ... with 1,000 turkeys.
Sean surprised students at River Rouge High School by handing out turkeys, corn, green beans and sweet potatoes ... then followed it up with a speech to the kids about the importance of giving.
It's the second year Sean's thrown the event, courtesy of his charity, the Sean Anderson Foundation ... and this time he upped the ante by throwing in all the fixins.
Giving back can be delicious.
Singer Quino in
11/26/2014 12:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Whore Warning Issued By ...
Bette Freakin' Midler??
11/26/2014 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Hey, Trump ... Lay Off Obama!
You Don't Know JACK About Ferguson
11/25/2014 4:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Omarosa Manigault is ripping her old boss Donald Trump ... saying he's talking out of his ass when he blames President Obama for the Ferguson riots -- and Trump has no clue what's really happening there.
Omarosa -- a veteran of 3 seasons of "The Apprentice" -- tells TMZ Trump is entitled to his opinion ... but claims he's making up facts when he says Obama's weak leadership is responsible for America's racial divide.
Trump tweeted ... Obama has "no control (or respect) over the African-American community" -- and blamed him for blacks doing "so poorly" under his presidency.
Omarosa tells us ... she thinks Trump is full of BS, and claims she personally spent time in Ferguson working alongside White House personnel sent by the President to deal with the crisis.
She also says Trump is the one who's making things worse because -- "With tensions high in our community we don't need more divisiveness! And the Obama bashing is getting a bit redundant."
So much for that 4th go-round on 'Apprentice.'
On Kim's Ass
For Title of Hottest Kardashian Ass
11/25/2014 2:46 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Watch your back, Kim ... Khloe is coming for you.
Khloe Kardashian continued her all out assault on her sister's claim to the most colossal culo in Calabasas ... as she was spotted leaving a private gym Tuesday afternoon.
The spandex-clad profile is oddly similar to the one Kim showed off just a few months back.
The question is ...