Beauty

It doesn't look like she's taking TMZ's natural look advice. 90% of 209,000 voters in our unscientific poll said that a makeup-free Paris is more attractive than a painted Paris. This pro makeup person swung by the Hilton family's Bel Air mansion yesterday, so it looks like the ex-con will be caking on the foundation, shoveling on the shadow and gluing on the wonky-eyelashes. Stars aren't blind!

You can see Paris' new look tonight on CNN's "Larry King Live," in her first post-incarceration TV interview.

Britney Spears' mug was popped last night as she headed into a supermarket to fetch a few groceries after a hard couple of hours in the recording studio.

Wearing a tweed cap to hide her scraggly, shoe-dyed weave -- in her new disguise as a 1930s gangster/Calamine lotion spokeswreck -- the pop star picked up some corn flakes, eggs and cleaning supplies for her palatial mansion.

It's hard to be squeezin' in everything when you're a single mom, y'all.

Christina Aguilera took a voluptuously hot minute to answer some questions in Shanghai ... but reporters found it difficult to pay attention. Can't hold 'em down!

The pop star's eye-popping push-up put reporters off their purpose during the "Back to Basics" tour presser.

There have been rumors that Xtina is preggers. As usual, she's milking the publicity for all it's worth.

The 74-year-old "Dynasty" diva has gone from shedding her skin in cinematic classics like "The Bitch" and "The Stud" to preserving it by becoming the face of the new anti-aging cream called Cellex-C Age-less 15 Skin Signaling Serum. The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Who needs botox, Restylane or collagen, when you can have the fresh, taut, dewy skin of the septuagenarian Alexis Morel Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan? Rock on Joan!

While Ice-T's buxom bride Coco (real name Nicole Austin) vamped it up at an EW event in New York, sexy Alexis Arquette kept it real at the OmniPeace launch party at KitsonMen in Los Angeles. What a pair of transcontinental beauties!?

Hey mister, need a date?

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk, was spotted stepping off a sidewalk and into a car in Miami.

Wrapped in a tortured black mini dress to accentuate her wares, the hyper-peroxided celebuspawn wore her best see-thru pumps for DJ Irie's birthday party at The Forge. Heyyyyyyyy!

As a swarm of paparazzi grew in number throughout the day, the 22-year-old celeb sister spent eight hours in the Robertson Blvd. beauty shop having her weave busted out and dyed. Lather.Rinse.Repeat. Lather.Rinse.Repeat. Lather.Rinse.Repeat.

Ashlee wound up exiting through the back door of the shop, leaving photogs bereft of a glimpse of the fruits of Paves' staff's labor! With her music career in dire straits, Ash may want to spend more time working on tracks in the studio and less on the ones in her hair!

Paulina was seen leaving the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, wearing this kaleidoscopic bandana -- a look taken right from the closet of weavetastic pop mom Britney Spears. The oversized beauty goggles are a staple of the Nicole Richie school, while her ratty peroxided locks and pouting lips are hallmarks of the hobo-chic Olsen twins. And how does she acknowledge the photogs? With rehabber Lindsay Lohan's favorite gesture -- the peace sign. *yawn*

Is Brooke Hogan actually wearing a gold dress ... or is this a spray tanning session gone horribly wrong?

With South Beach for a backdrop, Brooke Hogan stuffed her girls into this glaring gold evening "dress" and smiled for the cameras. Always the accessorizer, she sadly made sure her handbag, skin and hair all matched.

The directionally-challenged motorist was spotted yesterday with boyfriend Joel Madden while leaving skin spa Kate Somerville in Beverly Hills, and aside from the rather alien protrusion from her left wrist, she looked the picture of un-made-up health. What do they do in that spa?!

The southern belle was ranked #18 on the Maxim Hot 100 of 2007 list. The titillating starlet, seen here at a press conference in Seoul for "Transformers," is now 21 -- and engaged to former "Beverly Hills, 90210" hunk Brian Austin Green, 33. For now.

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!