Simon Cowell -- Just a Little Off the Sides

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Former "American Idol" judge Simon Cowell is really smooth ... on the sides of his stomach.

The buxom 50-year-old showed off his interestingly manscaped torso in the south of France this weekend.

Very trim.

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Good Looking

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Seriously.

Britney Spears -- Comical Date Night

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A demure looking Britney Spears enjoyed a classy night on the town last night with boyfriend Jason Trawick, taking in a play in downtown Los Angeles.

Brit and Jason saw the comedy "The Lieutenant Of Inishmore" which stars Chris Pine and centers around a dead black cat. Hilarity ensues.

'Real Housewives of DC' Who'd You Rather?

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The latest batch of Bravo's wannabe celebrities Lynda Erkiletian (bottom left), Catherine Ommanney (top right), Stacie Scott Turner (bottom right) and Mary Schmidt Amons (top left) aka "The Real Housewives of Washington D.C." started their 15 minutes of fame last night.

Question is ...

Ian Ziering: Good Genes or Good Docs?

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Is Ian Ziering still in high school?

Here's the 28-year-old back in 1992 when he played a high school student on "Beverly Hills, 90210"(left) -- and 18 years later, the 46-year-old at an event in Hollywood on Thursday (right).

He definitely graduated with honors.

Carla vs. Rosario Who'd You Rather?

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"Sin City" stars Carla Gugino, 38, and Rosario Dawson, 31, reunited their faces at the same event in Hollywood on Thursday.

Question is ...

Mel Gibson's Alleged Mistress -- Fit for Fame

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Mel Gibson's alleged mistress Violet Kowal was somehow photographed working out in L.A.'s Runyon Canyon on Thursday.

FYI -- Mel has denied having an affair with Violet ... who also happens to be a Polish fitness model.

'Modern Family' Mom vs. Daughter Who'd You Rather?

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"Modern Family" mom Julie Bowen, 40, and her TV daughter Sarah Hyland, 19, both showed up to the same event in L.A. on Tuesday.

Question is ...

Tough Guy Robert Conrad 'Memba Him?

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In the '60s and '70s, Robert Conrad became famous for playing tough guys in TV shows like "Hawaiian Eye," "The Wild Wild West" and "Black Sheep Squadron" and for his Eveready battery commercials. Guess what he looks like now!

Eva Mendes Tiger Woods' Mistress?

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Here's gorgeous "The Other Guys" star Eva Mendes at LAX on Tuesday (left) -- and Tiger Woods mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel in NYC last year (right).

One just released her sex tape.

We're just sayin'.

Winnie Cooper's 'Wonder' Belly

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Former "Wonder Years" child star turned glowing 35-year-old pregnant lady Danica McKellar showed off her growing baby bump in NYC on Tuesday.

Kevin Arnold is not the father.

Francis in 'Pee Wee's Big Adventure' 'Memba Him?!

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Mark Holton is best known for playing the bicycle burglar Francis Buxton in the 1985 film "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." Guess what he looks like now!

Lindsay Stripped Down in Secret Fashion Shoot

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We're sure there's a reason Lindsay Lohan threw on a ninja mask and flashed some underboob for a secret shoot for Marc Ecko, but it doesn't really matter ... we got the pics, so check 'em out already!

OK, now to the facts -- It was all part of Marc Ecko's secret "Muse" campaign directed by Markus Klinko and Indrani -- a secret he's had to keep under wraps for several months ... hence the mask.

TMZ has learned Lindsay posed for the shoot back in May -- right around the time she was getting into trouble with Judge Marsha Revel.

We're told Marc chose Lindsay because he wanted someone "whom fascinated us -- for better or worse."

Well, mission accomplished.

Khloe K vs. Wendy W Who'd You Rather?

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Celebusister Khloe Kardashian and TV talk show diva Wendy Williams both weaved into the same event in NYC on Monday.

Question is ...

Simon from 'Real World: Paris' 'Memba Him?

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In 2003, Simon Sherry-Wood became famous as one of the seven strangers picked to live in a house on MTV's "Real World: Paris." Guess what he looks like now!

Horatio Sanz -- Leaving 'SNL' Does the Body Good

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Here's former "Saturday Night Live" cast member Horatio Sanz a month before it was announced he wouldn't be returning to the show in 2006 (left) -- and the 41-year-old at a NYC premiere last night (right).

Horatio is not as big a star as he once was.

We're just sayin'.