Congressman Fred Upton I'm PROUD Of My Supermodel Niece

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Kate Upton's family is NOT embarrassed by her jiggly supermodel ways ... this according to her uncle, who also happens to be a friggin' U.S. Congressman!

TMZ spoke with Fred Upton (R-Mich) in D.C. yesterday ... who ensured us Kate is nothing short of a "great gal" ... which we already knew because of this ... and this ... and this ... and this.

But the Upton family is more than hotness and politics ... they're also SUPER LOADED ... because Kate's great-grandfather started the WHIRLPOOL corporation back in 1911!!!

Fun Fact -- Whirlpool was the first company to offer employees paid vacations. So next time you take some time off, you should probably thank the Upton family ... by watching this.

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Donatella vs. Mama Elsa Who'd You Rather?

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Here's 57-year-old Italian blonde bombshell fashion designer Donatella Versace in Milan on Wednesday (left) -- and "Real Housewives of Miami" stunning breakout star Mama Elsa Patton in Florida earlier this month (right).

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Shakira Takin' Her Fetus for a Stroll

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The same day she revealed she's pregnant with her first child, Shakira was spotted out wearing a loose fitting black top with her hunky Spanish futbol player boyfriend Gerard Piqué in Barcelona on Wednesday.

While her baby news caused the 35-year-old Colombian pop star to cancel her performance in this weekend's iHeartRadio Music festival, Shakira is all set to replace Christina Aguilera as a coach on "The Voice" next spring.

No word yet if the baby is a she wolf ... or a he wolf.

Former Pussycat Doll I Wanna Be Like Miley!

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Here's one of the former Pussycat Dolls that isn't Nicole Scherzinger, Kimberly Wyatt, in London on Wednesday (left) -- and 19-year-old bleach blonde former Disney darling Miley Cyrus two weeks ago (right).

Neither is P!nk.

We're just sayin'.

Lisa Lampanelli I'm One of Those Skinny Bitches Now!

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Comedian Lisa Lampanelli is hysterical ... but there ain't nothing funny about how great she looks since her dramatic weight loss.

After recently undergoing gastric sleeve surgery to remove 85% of her stomach, the 51-year-old ball buster showed off her new curves in NYC on Tuesday (left) -- and looks remarkably different from even just five months ago (right).

Lisa is no joke.

Alessandra Ambrosio My Post Baby Body Is Belly Hot!

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Brazilian bombshell Alessandra Ambrosio proved she's back in supermodel shape by showing of her flat stomach in L.A. on Monday ... four months after giving birth to her second child on May 7th.

The 31-year-old Victoria's Secret Angel has a lot in common with 32-year-old new mom Jessica Simpson ... as Alessandra had her baby just six days after Jess, who gave birth on May 1st.

The gift of motherhood affects everyone differently.

Prince Check Out My New Fro!

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Dig if you will the picture ... of Prince engaged in an old school afro.

With his usual Kris Jenner-ish shag cut nowhere in sight, the 54-year-old purple wonder made a rare TV appearance on "The View" today to debut his brand new pimped out retro 'do

While Prince rocked the '70s coif, strangely neither Barbara Walters nor any of the other ladies ever asked him anything about it.

Go crazy.

Jim Carrey Rebounding with Hot NEW Piece of Ass

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Call him Ass Ventura.

Jim Carrey hit the beach in Malibu this weekend with a brand new thongtastic bikini chick ... just a short time after reportedly breaking things off with his last GF -- 23-year-old Anastasia Vitkina.

50-year-old Carrey is a LEGEND on the Hollywood dating scene ... cycling through stunners like Jenny McCarthy, January Jones, Renee Zellweger and Lauren Holly.

So far, the identity of the new chick with the great butt is unclear ... but we're hoping this one sticks around a while.

John Travolta Good Genes or Good Docs?

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John Travolta is stayin' alive.

Here's the 23-year-old "Saturday Night Fever" disco dude back in 1977 (left) -- and 35 years later, the 58-year-old "Battlefield Earth" hunk in Paris on Friday (right).

Face/off.

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T.I.'s Wife Massive Fire DESTROYED My Nail Salon!

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T.I.'s wife Tameka "Tiny" Cottle claims her nail salon was SO RAVAGED by a massive fire ... she's closing up shop for good.

According to her lawyer, the fire that torched Tiny's Nail Bar in Stockbridge, GA earlier this month caused $50,000 in damage ... destroying custom furniture and irreplaceable property.

The salon is located in a strip mall, but thanks to a quick response from firefighters ... the blaze was contained to Tiny's shop.

The salon is a total loss ... but Tiny's on a mission to find a new location for her customers to get their nails did. She hopes to re-open within 30 days.

Britney Spears Braves the Heat for 'X Factor' Taping

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Britney Spears had to endure the brutal Southern California heatwave yesterday as the singer-turned-judge taped several scenes for "X-Factor" in Malibu.

We're told Brit was on location in the Bu for two days braving the 100-degree heat that has been beating down on SoCal lately. She taped one-on-one segments with her chosen group of contestants ... where she decided who to keep and who to send home.

She was joined by Will.I.Am -- who she invited to be her celebrity mentor for her team of "X" hopefuls.

'Real Housewives of Miami' Who'd You Rather?

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The hot mamacitas of "The Real Housewives of Miami" (Marysol Patton, Ana Quincoces, Adriana DeMoura, Joanna Krupa, Lea Black, Karent Sierra, Lisa Hochstein) got some new blood for a revamped season 2.

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Kate Hudson vs. Lea Michele Who'd You Rather?

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"Glee" co-stars Kate Hudson and Lea Michele tried their best to not out shine each other at the show's premiere in L.A. on Wednesday.

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Britney Spears The Many Faces of 'The X Factor'

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She may still be under an A-list conservatorship, but Britney Spears is definitely in charge of at least one thing ... making hysterical facial expressions on "The X Factor."

On last night's big premiere, the 30-year-old lip synching wonder's contorted eye, mouth and weave gestures said more about how she really felt about the contestants' performances than any of her actual critiques.

Although Britney's comments were surprisingly lucid, it was her awkward grimaces that stole the show.

Live singing really is shocking to Britney.

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes Goes Green ... Bikini

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Victoria's Secret super babe Doutzen Kroes showed off her rock hard abs and super soft curves in a smokin' hot green tiny bikini in Miami on Tuesday.

The 27-year-old mother of one is very, very good for the environment.

Wes Welker Tom Brady is 'Toughest Metrosexual I've Ever Met'

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Tom Brady suffered a gigantic blow to his prettiness Sunday when he busted his nose on the field ... but teammate Wes Welker thinks he'll be fine 'cause Tom is "the toughest metrosexual I've ever come across."

In case you missed it, Tom may have broken his perfect honker when Tennessee Titans behemoth Kamerion Wimbley smashed him in the face during the Patriots' 34-13 victory.

After the game, Welker told the Boston Herald, "[Tom is] such a good-looking guy ... obviously, he gets banged up, and he's probably the toughest metrosexual I've ever come across."

"You ask him if it’s broken ... he doesn’t know, and he doesn’t care," Welker continued. "He loves football, and he loves playing. He does a great job.”

Welker has obviously never met Ryan Seacrest ... who's so tough, he once hosted an episode of "American Idol" while suffering from a violent illness ... TOUGH!!