Beauty

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are going to extremes to hide something -- like every inch of their bodies during their family vaca in Hawaii.

We've already seen Jessica covering up on the beach since announcing her pregnancy ... but during a Christmas Eve stroll on the beach even Eric was cloaked from head-to-toe while carrying baby Maxwell.

Far as we know ... Eric doesn't have a deal to drop lbs on Weight Watchers.

The only Simpson not in undercover mode these days is Ashlee Simpson ... who proudly showed off her bikini bum.

Russell Simmons could teach Halle Berry a thing or two about breaking up. He's on such good terms with ex-wife Kimora Lee, he kicked it with her AND new GF Hana Nitsche Wednesday on the beach in St. Barths.

Simmons and Kimora Lee divorced in 2009 ... but they stayed unusually and refreshingly close post-split ... sometimes vacationing together with their respective SOs.

There's no question Russell can pull some impressive ass -- but we gotta ask ...

Jessica Simpson is hiding something -- because the newly pregnant singer just hit the beach in Hawaii ... wearing an enormous green cover-up thing.

Just one day after announcing her new bun in the oven, Jessica went out for a waterfront stroll today with her fiance Eric Johnson ... and her rapidly-forming fetus.

This will be Jessica's second child after she gave birth to her daughter Maxwell in May.

Who knew? Justin Theroux is tatted neck to toe.

The pics were snapped in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico over the weekend. Jennifer Aniston, who at 43 still looks mighty fine, and Justin were catching some rays when he stood up and revealed a back tat that looks kinda ... Asian-y.

Jennifer makes a yearly pilgrimage to Cabo around XMAS time and usually George Clooney follows suit -- this time with lucky Stacy Keibler. And Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford always make the trek as well.

FYI --There are reports circulating that Jennifer is pregnant. If she's really pregnant, Jessica Simpson has been doing it seriously wrong.

Stephanie Seymour's butt is unavailable at the moment -- as it's currently on vacation in St. Barts.

If you would like to leave a message for the butt, please do so at the beep.

Here's former "Home Alone" kid Macaulay Culkin, 32, and all growed up "A Christmas Story" star Peter Billingsley, 42.

Question is ...

Here's a photo of Rihanna in Barbados ... in a bathing suit ... where she'll be spending her Christmas holiday relaxin' like a she-pimp in 81 degree weather.

FYI -- it's 36 degrees in NYC right now ... 53 and raining in L.A. ... 14 degrees in Minneapolis ... 37 in Dallas ... 52 in Atlanta ... 32 in Boise ... etc, etc, etc.

TMZ has obtained the last driver's license photo Michael Jackson ever took -- a big change from the singer's cheery license photo from the 1980s.

The latest photo was taken in 2005 -- four years before the King of Pop's untimely death -- and you can tell from the harrowing image ... MJ had become a tortured soul.

An image of MJ's 1980s driver's license was released by the FBI shortly after Michael died -- as part of the agency's massive file on the singer. The Bureau compiled the dossier during its investigation into child sex allegations involving the singer back in the 90s.

As you can see, Michael was a much different person back then -- smiling brightly for his photo at the DMV.

Bristol Palin's DNA will always have a special place in Levi Johnston's Christmas family photo ... at least in the form of the ex-couple's son Tripp, who made a red-sweater'd cameo in this year's snapshot.

The photo was taken last week for the Johnston family Christmas card inside Levi's Wasilla, Alaska home -- and it looks like everyone agreed to wear some kind of plaid ... or argyle ... except for Levi's new wife Sunny Oglesby.

As we first reported, Levi is strongly considering a move to get full custody of Tripp -- believing Bristol is a bad parent ... letting Tripp run amok at home ... talking back, cursing, and disrespecting his elders.

Clark Griswold aka Chevy Chase is having the holiday of a lifetime.

Here's the 46-year-old comedian around the time "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" came out in 1989 (left) -- and 23 years later, the 69-year-old former "Community" star at an event earlier this year (right).

Hysterical.

Buxom blonde CoCo has been caught getting all sweaty with a man in photos again ... but this time it's with her husband Ice-T.

With the fall out from CoCo's controversial pics with rapper AP.9. behind them, Ice and CoCo got their hearts racing again by working out together at the Mandr Fitness Center at the Planet Hollywood Casino & Hotel in Vegas on Friday.

We're told Ice had just flown in from New York to catch CoCo's sexy new show "Peepshow" this weekend.

Country singer LeAnn Rimes married Eddie Cibrian after dating him while he was still married to "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Brandi Glanville.

Question is ...

Arnold Schwarzenegger is partying like it's 1942 ... so says his new haircut.

The Guv was leaving some event in NYC on Thursday, when he showed off his shorter new 'do -- which at first actually looks pretty decent ... but then takes a turn for the worse once the weirdly buzzed sides and interesting dye job meet to reveal an unfortunate bald spot.

When it comes to hair fashion, Arnie will always be number ein.

Calls to Michael Jordan's mustache were not returned.

While Jessica Simpson was probably off somewhere trying to elude photographers from catching a glimpse of her maybe baby bump, her fiancé Eric Johnson and adorable first baby Maxwell went shopping on Melrose Avenue in L.A. on Tuesday.

It must be really hard to get Jess a Christmas gift when you don't know what size to buy her.