Clueless Pap Defies Darwinism, Survives O'Hurley
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When we're wrong, we admit it -- but the stupid questions we threw at John O'Hurley in front of the Ivy yesterday were downright disastrous and he really let us know it.
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Sharon Wants to Tap That Bass
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Yesterday we joked Lance Bass may be going straight. Well, he might want to rethink that because now Sharon Osbourne wants to sleep with him.
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Sapp's Massive Head Larger Than It Appears
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If voting were up to the cast and crew of "DWTS" -- we're told Warren Sapp would be the first one to go.
Our spies at "DWTS" tell TMZ Sapp may have big personality when the cameras are rolling, but his big head and man-diva attitude are causing problems behind the scenes.
We're told Sapp talks down to everybody (especially the guy dancers and production assistants), yells at people and consistently walks out of rehearsals with partner Kym Johnson.
Move ovah, Shannon Elizabeth!
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Jeffrey Ross Always Was Hysterical
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As a senior at New Jersey's Jonathan Dayton Regional High in 1983 (left), comedian Jeffrey Ross probably never imagined someday he'd be "Dancing" on national television with a babe like Edyta Sliwinska.
At least not for long.
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Kim K's Ass Inspires Dance
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Our "Dancing with the Stars" spies just gave us the best info EVER. Tonight, Kim Kardashian will be dancing to the song, "Baby Got Back."
Need we say more?
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Bass Now Scammin' on Lady Ass?
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Has Lance been pulling a "Chuck and Larry" this whole time just to bag girls?
Lance Bass was all over his dance partner Lacey Schwimmer on "DWTS" last night -- and then left One Sunset with a car packed full of chicas afterwards. OK, so his BF was at the club too ... but they didn't go home together.
Poke 'Em She Hardly Knew 'Em!
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Our "Dancing with the Stars" spies tell us the drama has started, and there is already a casualty.
We're told comedian Jeff Ross got poked in the eye during rehearsal. Edyta was the pok-er, he the pok-ee. One of our spies says Ross was taken to the emergency room. Sources say a doctor has told Ross he cannot dance tonight.
And another injury -- Karina Smirnoff sprained her ankle, also during rehearsal today. She's expected to dance with partner Rocco DiSpirito.
Our fire department sources say two ambulances were dispatched to the location today, one at 11:31 AM and a second at 12:34 PM.
UPDATE: The show is now live on the East coast. Ross appeared with an eye patch. The show aired the actual poke and the ambulance coming to get him. Unclear if he'll dance.
UPDATE 2 (***SPOILER ALERT***): Eye patch? What eye patch? Jeff danced without one ... but recorded the lowest score so far. Apparently being able to see straight helps in dancing. Who knew?
Dancer in Denial Over Da Booty
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"Dancing with the Stars" finally has its first blind dancer -- Edyta Sliwinska.
O.K. so she's not what doctors would call "optically impaired," but Edyta is the first person who doesn't think Kim Kardashian has a gargantuan backside. May we present Exhibit A.
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Jeffrey Ross: I'm a Geezer Pleaser
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We almost believed it when Jeffrey Ross said he won't be trying to hook up with sexy "Dancing" partner Edyta Sliwinska because he had a girlfriend ... one that rolls as hard as she rocks.
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Edyta Sliwinska -- Sex On Legs
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Jeffrey Ross in one lucky mutha. He'll be dancing with Edyta on "DWTS" -- we caught her coming and going...just like Jeff.
Braxton's Hubby Serious as a Heart Attack
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Toni Braxton hit the dance studio for her first day of cardio for "DWTS" -- while the pap standing shiva outside the studio was riveted by Toni's scary, buff husband.
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Burke Drips Onto Bar Scene -- Ready, Sweat, Go!
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When Cheryl Burke's hair is a mess, it's usually a sign of a rough night -- so last night must have been a doozy!
Her buds rightly tried to shield Burke and her ratty, sweaty mess of a hair-don't after a night of clubbing -- it didn't work so well.
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Kim K to 911: I Gotta Dance!!!!!!
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We've learned Kim Kardashian was "freaking out" after cutting her foot, calling 911 and later telling the EMT's she had an "emergency" because she was on "Dancing with the Stars."
We're told that the doctors (yes, plural) decided to glue rather than suture the cut on Kim K's foot ... so the wound couldn't have been that deep. BTW, it's surgical glue that holds the wound together.
We're told Kim wanted the glue because stitches take too long to heal and it would interfere with her mambo.
Bloody Sunday -- Kim K. Rushed to ER
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The new season of "Dancing With the Stars" may have already lost its first competitor -- and they haven't even announced the official cast yet.
Kim Kardashian -- who is scheduled to be on the show this season -- badly cut her foot in her hotel room late Sunday night. We're told she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table and was rushed to New York Presbyterian Hospital. No word on how many stitches she needed, but a source tells TMZ there was "so much blood, it looked like a murder scene."
"DWTS" makes its official cast announcement this morning and Kim is in town to do press for that and her new movie, "Disaster Movie." We're told Kim already has begun to practice for the show, but it's unclear now whether she'll be able to participate.
Slashed Kim K -- I'll Still Cut a Rug
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Kim Kardashian's foot is a bloody, painful mess, but she's still gonna dance. Or at least try.
Despite the bloody gash she put in her foot this morning, KK told "GMA" that she'll give "Dancing with the Stars" the ol' college try -- but not everybody was feelin' sorry for her.
That wacky Tom Bergeron tried to insinuate that Kim K's trying to curry sympathy. Given some of the other people they rolled out this AM -- Cloris Leachman, Warren Sapp and Jeffrey Ross -- she hardly needs it.
'Dancing' Stars Tango with Burglar
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Two of the dancing dudes from "Dancing with the Stars" are fuming mad after they say they got robbed at an Outback Steakhouse just minutes ago!
According to people close to the situation, some dirt bags in Minnesota broke into a van belonging to Mark Ballas and Derek Hough -- they are in town to play a gig with their band Almost Amy at a charity event in Rosedale.
After a quick dinner, Mark and Derek noticed their van had been ransacked -- thieves taking everything from iPods to luggage and even their IDs and passports.
Now, they're already offering a $1,000 reward to anyone with info that leads to getting their stuff back. Hopefully the bad guys didn't touch the rhinestone onesies!