A Kardashian Goes to the Pokey!

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Guess who's going to jail Friday? Kim K's less famous sis.

Khloe Kardashian not only got a DUI that flew completely under the radar, but she violated her probation and she has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail.

Khloe K. got the DUI on March 4, 2007. She had a .13 blood alcohol level, well above the .08 limit. Khloe was placed on 36 months probation.

Earlier this month, she admitted she failed to comply with her Cal Trans requirements (i.e., picking up trash on the freeway, something we think she's familiar with) as well as her alcohol ed program. She was ordered to re-enroll in the alcohol program, the Cal Trans requirements were dropped, and the judge ordered her to serve 30 days in the slammer.

As we know, 30 days can turn into 30 minutes, because of overcrowding.

Hollywood DUI Suspect Charged With Felony

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The woman who allegedly hit someone outside STK restaurant in West Hollywood has been charged with felony hit and run.

The L.A. County D.A. has charged Heather Auger with leaving the scene of an accident, DUI causing injury and driving with a .08 blood-alcohol level causing injury. All three are felonies.

The woman she allegedly hit - Lucy Crawford - a make-up artist in her mid 20's who's worked with Heath Ledger, Winona Ryder and Pam Anderson -- is still really messed up.

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Snoop's Wife Not Stoned Enough

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How stoned is too stoned?

Snoop's wife, Shante Broadus, was pinched last month for suspicion of driving under the influence of marijuana -- but the Orange County District Attorney has rejected the case because there's not enough evidence to prove her driving was impaired.

Apparently being Snoop Dogg's wife isn't enough evidence.

A Sobering Moment with Cheryl Burke

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Asking late-night lush Cheryl Burke how wasted she planned on getting at a Fourth of July party seemed totally reasonable to us.

Not so much to her and pals Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey.

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4th of July BBQ at Dr. Jan Adams' House!

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Dr. Jan "Jailbird" Adams has flown the coop! He was released from Solano County Jail on Tuesday after posting $10,000 bail.

A pre-trial hearing is scheduled for July 7. We are told Dr.-just-not-right-now Adams will be present in court -- if he doesn't get arrested again before that!

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DUI Suspect Lives In Sugar Daddy City

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Here's the lowdown on the suspect from Wednesday morning's nasty hit and run accident.

Her name is Heather Auger and she's a 27-year-old from Orange County. We're told she went to Cal-State Fullerton, but that she doesn't work now -- she's got a rich BF. Must be nice.

We tried to go down to her apartment in Bev Hills yesterday, but we were rebuffed by a rude roommate.

As for the legal stuff, she was held on $52,500 bail and posted early yesterday morning. She's due back in court on July 23.

Carnage in the TMZ

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We've covered the nightlife in the Thirty Mile Zone for three years -- but sometimes the club scene goes terribly, terribly wrong.

Carnage in the TMZ

Our cameras began rolling around 2:30 AM, moments after an unidentified woman was smashed into by an SUV outside of STK and left motionless in the street as the allegedly boozed up driver sped off -- unaware of the bloody disaster she left in her wake.

As the suspect drove away, the victim's boyfriend chased down the SUV and pulled the driver out of the car. The confrontation is the most powerful, emotional exchange we've ever caught on tape.

LAPD tells us a girl was arrested for felony hit and run and DUI. We're told the victim suffered a broken pelvis, but she'll be fine.

UPDATE: The driver of the car -- who sources confirm is the girl we got on camera afterwards -- registered a .17 blood alcohol content. Legal limit in California is .08.

Hit and Run Girl: Smashed When She Crashed

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The girl who was arrested this morning for hit and run is in some serious trouble now.

Sources tell TMZ her blood alcohol level was TWICE THE LEGAL LIMIT!!! We're told she blew around a .17 -- legal limit in California is .08.

She's been booked on felony hit and run and DUI.

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Matthew McConaughey: Dancing Fool

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We showed you the pics of Matt McConaughey's drunken surf trip to Nicaragua earlier this month, now we have the video to go with it.

Favorite McConaughey dance move: spinning in a circle, while clapping, with your eyes closed.

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Jan Adams -- It Wasn't Me!

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After being charged with two misdemeanor counts of DUI, Dr. Jan "Jailbird" Adams appeared in court today to plead not guilty to the charges. Maybe he was so drunk he forgot!

Adams -- sporting fetching black and white striped inmate attire -- pleaded not guilty to driving while insanely drunk last week in Northern California. He's been sitting in a cell since his arrest early Thursday morning. The judge has ordered him held without bail until his next hearing on July 7. He can BBQ in the big house for the 4th!

Cops say Adams' blood alcohol was above .15 -- nearly twice the legal limit -- when they found him driving the wrong way on the freeway. Dr. Adams -- or just Jan since his medical license was just pulled -- operated on Kanye West's mother right before she died.

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Dr. Adams -- What's Drunker Than Drunk?

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Cops say Dr. Jan Adams wasn't just driving drunk when he was popped last week -- he was driving really drunk.

The good doc was officially charged today with misdemeanor DUI and a misdemeanor count of driving with a blood alcohol content above .08. But get this -- Adams' BAC was actually above a .15 -- twice the legal limit!

He'll face the judge in Fairfield, Calif. today at 1:30 PM.

Stay tuned ...

Cheryl Burke: Dancing with the Slurs

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Just because there's no red light, doesn't mean the camera isn't recording -- something an overly-partied Cheryl probably wished she knew before calling Verne Troyer the very un-PC term, "midget," about a hundred times.

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Drunk Girls Part 3: SamRo Smoked Out!

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The blitzed babes who infiltrated Paris and Diddy's crews had one more target before calling it a night -- and a LiLo-less Sam Ronson probably got it worst of all.

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Drunk Girls Part 2: Who's Your Diddy?

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When we last left our trio of tastelessness they were sneaking into Crown Bar with Paris Hilton. Well, looks like they made their way out with Diddy ... and some more booze in their bellies.

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Drunk Girls Make Paris Look Good

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Paris Hilton, Diddy and Sam Ronson all shared the same drunk chicks last night. No, not like that.

A trio of ho-cialite wannabes leached their way into Crown Bar by inviting themselves to join Hilton's entourage -- they weren't wasted yet, but check back on the site later, they'll be back.

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Cops: Jevon Kearse Freakishly Drunk

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Feared by quarterbacks everywhere -- not feared by college popo.

NFL superstar defensive end Jevon "The Freak" Kearse was arrested and charged with a DUI near the Vanderbilt University campus in Nashville, Tenn. early this morning.

We're told Vandy police pulled over Jevon's Escalade at 4:42 AM CT after it was spotted "swerving at a high rate of speed." After Jevon failed field sobriety tests, he refused to take a breathalyzer.

Cops immediately booked the six-foot-four, 265 lb. Tennessee Titans star into the Criminal Justice Center in downtown Nashville.

He was released on $1,000 bond.

The Titans have yet to return our call.

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