The Claws Are Out -- Girl Fight at Kress!
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We'd like to think this brutal battle erupted over politics or how to settle conflict in the Middle East -- but one chick probably just called the other a "bitch," and she strongly disagreed. With her fist.
Scott Weiland: 'I Still Drink'
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Scott Weiland finally admitted to what everyone who watched the AMAs this week already knew -- that he still hits the bottle ... hard.
On his way to Vegas, the man who's been in and out of drug rehab AND who got a DUI last year, told us, "I still drink, I'm not perfect ... you know?" It's too bad.
Hours later, cameras caught Weiland with a drink in his hand at the Lavo Lounge at the Palazzo. No word on what was in that drink.
Jeremy Renner -- 28 Drinks Later
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Last night, the "28 Weeks Later" star learned going out clubbing with his CAA agent is a great idea -- because when you say some dumb s**t on camera, someone's there to take it back immediately.
Bam Margera Wasted. Falling. Naked.
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It turned into a s**t show outside Key Club last night when Bam Margera and his completely obliterated friend let loose on the Sunset Strip, and ended up rolling around half naked on concrete in a random bar parking lot.
It got so bad, we can't even show you the worst of it ... and trust us, you don't want to know.
Street Fight At the Ivy?!
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The Ivy is West Hollywood's beacon of all things celebrity -- a place of class, $30 salads ... and one extremely pissed off, foul mouthed thug.
Check out this guy's volatile attack on an off-duty cop. Definitely looks like someone may have had one too many of the restaurant's world famous Gimlets ...
Mickey Flies Out of Club -- Forgets to XYZ
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Wearing his biological Michael Myers "Halloween" mask, reassembled actor Mickey Rourke left a London club on Wednesday and inadvertently flashed his pink man-panties.
The 52-year-old should check himself before he re-wrecks himself.
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Big John Daly Snookered at Hooters
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Golf trainwreck John Daly allegedly got so trashed at a North Carolina Hooters cops had to haul him off to the local hoosegow.
According to the Winston-Salem police report, Daly passed out at a Hooters on Sunday. Medics tended to him but Daly refused to go to the hospital. Cops took him to the station for his own safety.
According to the report, first obtained by Fox Winston-Salem, "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."
The incident further proves Chris Rock's theory that no one goes to Hooters for wings.
By the Light of the Silvery Moonshine
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Here's an underage drinking arrest with a do-it-yourself twist.
Jack Pullman, the 19-year-old son of actor Bill Pullman, was arrested in North Carolina Monday night for resisting police, underage drinking, and having moonshine.
Pullman also faces charges of assaulting a government official -- which typically happens after consuming alcohol in a danky basement.
Calls to Bill Pullman's rep have not been returned.
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Sarah Palin's Hubby Rums for Office
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Sarah Palin hasn't been elected VP, but she's already creating new jobs -- for her husband.
Thanks to his newfound fame, Caribaya Rums wants to make Alaska's First Gentleman, Todd Palin, their spokesperson. Take that Joe Six Pack! We found out the NY-based alcohol company sent a letter to Mr. Palin asking him to be the face of their rum and believes he "would become a sex symbol to the millions of women that enjoy our product." A hockey mom's gotta have her daiquiris!
In the letter, Caribaya mentions a possible ad could feature Todd showing off his "bare chest, dressed in Hawaiian boxer shorts, surrounded by our rum." Just like every other Alaskan male on a Saturday night.
No word if Todd has accepted the offer.
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Wasted Kendra -- a Flash of Desperation
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Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, a stumbling, bumbling Kendra Wilkinson had to find some way to remain relevant after partying in a Hollywood nightclub last night.
Yeah, this works.
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Horse Gets Sauced on Apples, Skinny Dips
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This little pony went to the garden to fetch himself some fermented apples ...
He got drunk, fell in a pool and his hooves came tumbling after.
But fear not animal lovers, the horse was fine. He just had a killer hangover the next morning.
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Yankee's Pitcher Popped for DUI
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The Yankees didn't even make it to the post season, but that didn't stop one of their star pitchers from losing anyway.
Joba Chamberlain was arrested for DUI at around 1 AM on Saturday morning after being pulled over for speeding near his hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. The Yank's pitcher allegedly had an open container of booze in the car.
Joba was booked for DUI, speeding and having an open container in his car -- he will be formally charged on Monday.
Chamberlain has since apologized for his "error in judgment."
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Frankly My Dear, You're Drunk!
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Oh how the mighty's grandchildren have fallen -- literally.
Kayley Gable, granddaughter of film legend Clark Gable, had some trouble Monday night fending off gravity. Proof that knowing someone in the biz doesn't mean you won't have to start from the bottom.
Obliterated Porn Stars' Work Is Never Done
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Two barely conscious porn stars passed out on their backs after having one too many money shots last night. Just another day at the XXX office.
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To Catch a Partier!!!
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No hidden cameras here, Chris!
"To Catch a Predator" catcher Chris Hansen enjoyed himself in Las Vegas on Wednesday night.
Good luck claiming entrapment on this one.
Wrestler Not Pinned for DUI
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Kurt Angle -- an Olympic gold medalist and former WWE wrestler -- was found not guilty today in his DUI case.
Angle was arrested at his home in Moon Township, Penn. last October after a witness called the police, claiming Kurt was driving erratically after pulling out of a local bar.
Prosecutors couldn't get the charges to stick because officers never saw Angle in the car -- which is kinda important when you're prosecuting him for driving drunk.