Nicole Doesn't Let Her BF's Bro Use Protection
Benji Madden got the "third wheel" shaft at Mr. Chow last night -- forced to sit shotgun and scowl at the paps while his brother and Nicole Richie hid behind a curtain in the backseat of their SUV.
No Paris, no privacy.
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Sanity in the Land of Oz!
Have the Osbourne's somehow become the new voice of reason?
While in Malibu yesterday, Sharon Osbourne assured us Kelly isn't headed for a marriage train wreck with a 19-year-old -- and that Sharon's new show won't be nearly as insipid as Rosie's rejected variety show mess.
Jennifer Love Can't Hardly Wait to Eat?
A year ago, to the day, JLH had a little extra stuffing in her trunk -- so we had to know, was she worried about turkey thighs going straight to hers this Thanksgiving?
Eastwood Spawn Crosses the Border Line
Asking a Spanish speaking valet at Mr. Chow if her car was stolen and taken to "México" ... probably ain't the most PC way to complain about the wait -- even if she is Clint Eastwood's daughter.
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Family Thinks Katt is Krazy
Comedian Katt Williams' real life drama is nothing to laugh at.
Williams' family is so concerned about his mental health, they have asked a judge to order him to seek a psychiatric evaluation.
It all started at a motel in South Carolina where, according to The Sumter Item, cops responded to a suspicious persons call and found Williams dressed in a bath robe with a towel wrapped around his head, trying to check in. Police made no arrests that night -- but later Katt showed up at a random law office asking attorney Garryl Deas for help.
According to Deas, Katt was speaking gibberish claiming the cops were trying to "violate his rights," and everyone had turned against him. Williams family members have since gotten a police escort to transport him to a local hospital for psychiatric evaluation. They told Deas they were seeking to get him "committed."
Billy Ray to Miley: Open Wide, Here Comes Dessert
There's something a little creepy about a 15-year-old girl getting spoon fed by her dad.
Billy Ray Cyrus, his 15-year-old moneymaker and her 20-year-old boyfriend/underwear model had a three-way date at a milkshake parlor in West Hollywood last night. So we ask....
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Megan In the Middle
We were at the L.A. County Courthouse Friday when Brian Austin Green showed up with Megan Fox...and we know what went down.
Our sources say Brian's baby mama, actress Vanessa Marcil, took him to court over their custody arrangement. We're told Vanessa has been complaining lately about a lot of things, but the hour-and-a-half hearing was more about fine-tuning than re-doing the custody arrangement.
As for Megan, we're told she was only in court for moral support. She did not testify. Suffice it to say, Vanessa won't be looking to make Megan her BFF. Maybe one reason -- Vanessa turns 40 on Wednesday. Megan is a smokin' 22.
Curb Your Candy
While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant.
Candy is only nine years old in dog years.
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Hot Chick Finds Lost Dog
Wait, you mean hot chicks always get what they want? Get out of town!
Buddha, Alessandra Ambrosio's blue-haired Maltese, went missing last week and her fiancé enlisted the help of a company called FindToto.com to track the pooch down. They placed nearly 10,000 phone calls -- yes, really -- to residents and plastered the neighborhood with signs, all in an effort to find little Buddha.
Lo and behold, the pooch was returned by a delivery man who had found the dog under his truck. Yes, it was alive. No word what kind of reward he'll get. We're just sayin.....
Hamster Day Afternoon
Al Pacino may be a vicious killer on screen, but in real life he fiercely protects the rodents, much to the dismay of Beverly D'Angelo.
Our spies served up a classic for us yesterday. Location: PETCO, West Hollywood. Event: Hamster Race. Participants: Five hamsters, as well as the Pacino/D'Angelo twins.
A crowd watched breathlessly as the hamsters were each placed on a plastic track. The critters were somewhat disoriented as the crowd cheered them on. This began to alarm Pacino, who worried out loud the hamsters "are gonna have a heart attack." D'Angelo fired back, "Relax, they're just hamsters!" Now we know why it didn't work out -- they even bicker during hamster races.
In the end, the twins finished second and third. There were whispers that the winner could have been a ringer, because the little girl brought her rodent to PETCO in what looked like a professional pink and green striped carrying case.
Catch Pacino in his latest release, "Scent of a Hamster."
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Duff Leaves in a Huff
Hilary Duff thought our first question was funny. Not so much when we asked our back-up question about daddy.
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Palin: From MILF VP to GILF VP
Take that, Internet conspiracy theorists!
Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, it was announced today, and she plans on keeping the child and marrying the baby daddy. Jamie Lynn Spears, is that you?
Palin has been dodging rumors the child she had back in April wasn't hers -- but rather her daughter's.
Man, weren't things a lot simpler back in the day?
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Ricky Martin's Surrogate Open for Business
Turns out the lady who incubated Ricky Martin's babies is a serial surrogate -- but that doesn't mean she'll squirt 'em out for just anybody.
Sources tell TMZ the 26-year-old mother works for an agency that hooks up surrogates, and Ricky's bambinos are her third surrogate (and second set of twins) -- but she says her womb isn't open to Britney Spears or Michael Jackson. Wonder why ...
We're told before the birth, the two only met a couple of times, and contact with Mr. Loca was mostly through phone and email.
The Game R.I.P. in the Slammer
When The Game said goodbye to a relative at a funeral, he may also have kissed his own ass goodbye.
We've learned the Hawthorne City Attorney has charged The Game with criminal battery for allegedly punching a cousin at a family funeral. The tiff was over money, and the relative called the cops and made a citizen's arrest before the body was buried.
And it gets worse for Mr. Game. He's currently on probation for a firearms offense, and if he's convicted of battery a judge could violate that probation and throw his butt in the pokey.
The Duff's Dad Sent to the Slammer
Hilary Duff's dad will be spending up to ten days in jail -- all because of a fight over cash for Hilary's birthday party.
According to Houston Chronicle, mama Duff dragged her ex into court today -- and this is no joke -- to ask for $25,000 to throw a party for Hilary's 21st birthday -- because that's what they spent on Haylie's 21st bday two years ago.
After the judge told Bob he had to shell out $12,500 for the bash -- he decided to sentence Bob to 10 days in jail for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval to the tune of $367,537.
When Bob was cuffed, mama Duff supposedly mumbled "This isn't what I wanted." Apparently all she wanted was a whole lot of money -- something her kids have already made themselves.
Ricky Martin Livin' In Vitro Loca
Ricky Martin and Clay Aiken have something in common...
Ricky is now a the proud padre of twins, courtesy of one surrogate mother. His rep says the kids are healthy, Ricky will be a full-time dad and he'll take the rest of the year off to raise the bambinos.