LiLo Lawsuit -- Ostriches, Snakes and Cows, Oh My!

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Lindsay Lohan's taste for animal-skinned attire is allegedly what got her into a $16,880.63 hole with an L.A. clothing boutique ... this according to the shopping spree's invoice obtained by TMZ.

As TMZ first reported, LiLo is being sued for allegedly blowing $17,060.83 at Church clothing boutique in Hollywood back in February ... but only paying off roughly 1% of the bill.

According to the invoice ... LiLo blew thousands of dollars on jewelry and clothing items made out of exotic animals ... like ostriches, snakes, and cows. And dead animals don't come cheap:

-- Ron Donovan Kianga Grey Ostrich Stiletto, $1,865
-- Ron Donovan Sabrina Snake Skin Navy, $1,425
-- Michel Berandi Leather Trench, $3,600
-- 14K Ring w/ Baguette & Round Diamonds, $5,900

Coco Hanging by a String

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Ice-T's wife Coco showed off all of her oiled up super sized curves, lady lumps and nooks & crannies in an itty bitty string bikini on the beach in Miami Monday.

She definitely loves her tan lines.

Naomi Campbell Hits a Rough Patch

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While usually no stranger to getting into hairy situations, supermodel Naomi Campbell's latest scandal is all about her bald spot.

During a photo shoot in NYC on Monday, the 40-year-old showed off what appears to be unbeweaveable hair loss.

Forget the headlines, this time she's ripped from the hairline.

Rachel Uchitel -- Overextended in Cover-Up

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Rachel Uchitel -- the pilgrim of mistresses -- wore her finest gown to a 4-hour threesome in Beverly Hills yesterday ... dropping about $5,000 on a whole new 'do, including hair extensions. But when you've got $10 million ....

We're told Tiger Woods' #1 lady went to Norma Bouza -- of the famous Cristophe Salon -- to get locked up.

Locks are hair, right?

Salma Hayek The Cups Runneth Over

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Gorgeous Salma Hayek got busted in NYC last night ... with the help of her strapless white dress.

The 43-year-old hot mama showed off her God-given talents as she left her hotel and headed to the "Grown Ups" premiere.

It's the breast she's ever looked.

Lady Gaga Falls Hard

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Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.

She is literally a fashion victim.

Lindsay Lohan -- Extremely Late, Very Irate

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Lindsay Lohan is declaring war on a reality TV show -- claiming she's being unfairly portrayed as an irresponsible slacker who almost sabotaged a photo shoot for her own line of leggings ... problem is, it's all true.

It's all over tonight's episode of the Bravo reality show "Double Exposure" -- which is centered around Lindsay being several hours late to a NY photo shoot that went down back in September. The episode is titled, "Is Lindsay Here Yet?"

Lindsay -- obviously pissed about the way the episode is being promoted -- went to her Twitter page a few hours ago and claimed everything on the show is, "UNTRUE" -- adding, "Sucks when 'friends' use you(in this case for ratings) even if they're lyin."

But sources close to the production tell us Lindsay really was 11 hours late for the shoot -- which was scheduled for 10 AM. We're told Lindsay's excuse was that "she woke up late."

However -- when Lindsay did eventually show up, one source tells us, "she was fantastic to work with ... it's the 'getting there' that's another story."

Ke$ha -- What a Wreck!

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Dressed remarkably normal ... for her, wannabe pop star Baby Gaga aka Ke$ha picked up a rental car at Rent-A-Wreck in L.A. on Monday.

In Los Angeles, you are what you drive.

Miley Cyrus' Outfit -- Rated NC-17

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With her East L.A. makeup and accessories, 17-year-old Miley Cyrus wore some sort of skimpy, mesh cut-out leotard top thing with a pair of vinyl shorts-shorts to the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto on Sunday.

It's what all the underage teen pop stars are wearing these days.

Taylor Swift -- High & Waisted

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Wearing her grandmother's high-waisted 1950's two-piece polka dot bikini, country sensation Taylor Swift attempted to tan her ivory skin on the beach in the Bahamas this weekend.

The 20-year-old is very mature for her age.

Kim K and Bieber Bum Rushed by 12-Year-Old

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Security literally had to dive into action to protect Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian during a fashion shoot in The Bahamas last week -- after a 12-year-old "rushed" the celebs on the beach.

Sources on the shoot tell TMZ security had to "dive" on the overzealous fan to keep the little girl away from the stars. We're told nobody was hurt and they eventually let the kid go.

It's unclear if the kid was trying to get to Kim or Justin -- but the duo was rollin' with heavy security that day because of previous threats to Kim from jealous Bieber-aholics.

Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM Gets the Boot ... Again

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Lindsay Lohan has finally decided that her life desperately needs a reboot -- sadly, it's just LiLo's latest attempt to keep her SCRAM bracelet under wraps.

TMZ has learned Lindsay hit an L.A. boutique called "B by Aperire" to buy yet another pair of extremely tall boots -- that were wide enough to allow her device to fit inside -- in an effort to hide the SCRAM-ful truth.

Sources connected to Lohan tell TMZ LiLo wanted the $232 boots in gray, then in orange ... but the store didn't have her size in either -- so she eventually settled for black.

It's unclear why she's so desperately trying to cover the damn thing up -- especially because the last time she wore a SCRAM, she practically flaunted it.

Aretha Franklin -- 2 Days, 2 Weaves, 1 Dress

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After wearing this sparkling copper gown with a dyed-to-match polyester wig to the Tony Awards on Sunday (left), Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin wore it again on Monday -- but this time with a frizzy 'do -- to perform at the Apollo Theater with her pocketbook (right).

The 68-year-old diva can do whatever she wants.

Lindsay Lohan -- Up to Her Knees

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She looks good ... Lindsay Lohan hangin' out at Bardot nightclub at 2 AM in Hollywood.

The boots are alcohol-resistant.

Miley Cyrus -- We Can See Right Through You

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Less-than-18-year-old pop star Miley Cyrus shot a music video in California yesterday ... dressed (barely) in some kind of sheer and frilly dress.

Kids today ... apparently don't own pants.

UPDATE: Miley's rep says it's a bathing suit, stupid!

Lady Gaga's Graduation Getup

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Despite wearing her Italian great, great, great grandmother's funeral lampshade and a pair of plus-size lacy nude pantyhose bellbottoms, attention-seeking pop tard Lady Gaga did her best to fit in with the rest of the crowd at her younger sister's high school graduation in NYC on Tuesday.

At this point, the craziest thing Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta could wear to shock anyone is ... a t-shirt and jeans.