Fights

It all went down in a Broward County, Florida courtroom just a short time ago -- some dumbass criminal accused of domestic violence went berserk and tried to attack his alleged victim.

That's when Judge Ian Richards leapt off his bench and helped subdue the scumbag.

One of the most memorable -- and hated -- finalists from "Project Runway" is behind bars right now for allegedly fashioning a weapon out of a living, breathing, meowing cat ... and firing it at her ex-fiance!

Kenley Collins -- the trash-talking, third place loser from P.R. Season 5 -- was arrested in a Brooklyn home early yesterday morning, after the D.A. claims she attacked her sleeping ex-fiance with anything she could get her hands on -- including a cat, a laptop, several apples and finally ... water. It's like a design challenge turned violent!

It's unclear what started the fight, but according to legal papers Kenley told her ex, "You're lucky ... it could've been a lot worse."

Kenley was arrested and charged with six crimes -- including 2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree.

Three people were arrested and four were treated by medics after a riot broke out in Manhattan yesterday during an audition for the show.

The streets erupted when a mob of almost 10,000 model wannabes overwhelmed security and were thrown into a frenzy after a man allegedly yelled that a smoking car on the street was about to blow up.

Before the fight, Hulk was granted hundreds of thousands of dollars that were previously frozen because of his divorce ... but who cares about that?

It all started when a crush of pappers tried to shoot Lily leaving her London home -- a photog was shoved into her car, and the singer began cussing everyone out.

Lily eventually got into a car, and when she arrived at a recording studio a short time later -- and saw more paps -- she allegedly fired a water bottle at one of them. That's when we're told Lily attacked a different snapper, punching and kicking him until security broke it up.

It all went down at LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau, when Phoenix exchanged insults with a guy in the crowd telling the heckler, "I've got millions of dollars in my f**king bank account. What do you got?"

Phoenix then launched himself off the stage and started throwing punches at the "f**king a**hole." The crowd erupted and started chanting "Joaquin, Joaquin" until Phoenix was eventually dragged away by club security.

FYI -- Casey Affleck was filming the whole thing.

Sam peeled outta Prive nightclub in Vegas solo last night and when Lindsay figured out she'd been ditched, she totally flipped, crying as she yelled, "Did she leave ... did she f**king leave?!" She then ordered security to get her her "f**king keys, now!"

"Please" might work better next time.

Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

Megan Hauserman claims Sharon went ballistic during a taping, punching and grabbing her by the hair and refusing to let go, and scratching her to boot. Osbourne opened the can of whoop ass after Megan told Sharon she was famous only because she managed a brain dead rock star.

Owen's ride was parked outside Radio One blocking traffic while he went inside.

The mates called bollocks on Clive.

The attorney for Robert Carnes, Jr. -- the guy from Akon's camp who broke Suge Knight's face in Arizona last weekend -- has a thing or two to say about his client socking Suge:

"Robert Carnes, Jr. is a well respected executive within the entertainment community and currently serves as one of the management consultants for artist/producer Akon. Mr. Carnes will be entering a plea of not guilty and looks forward to his day in court where he will have the opportunity to tell his side of the story."

And we'll be there ... the recesses should be great!

The Motley Crue bass guitarist went nuclear after a water bottle came flying at him on stage. Only problem: It appears the bottle was the same one he hurled at her 10 seconds earlier.

For the second time in 9 months, Suge Knight got his face punched in -- and the alleged ass-beater claims to be Akon's business manager.

It all went down in a private party at the W Hotel in Scottsdale, AZ where Suge was attending a private party for NBA All-Star weekend. Cops say they were called to the scene by hotel security who warned about a brewing fight between two groups in the VIP area.

According to the Scottsdale PD website, when cops arrived, they saw a man punch the victim -- aka Suge -- two times in the head." Officers had to break out the tasers to "quell the fight."

The suspect, Robert Carnes, Jr., was charged with one count of felony aggravated assault -- they ruled it a felony "due to the severity of the victim's injuries." Another man was also arrested and charged with one count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

According to the Scottsdale PD, "Carnes reported to officers that he is employed as the business manager for singer 'Akon.'"

Suge was transported to a local hospital and treated for facial injuries.

UPDATE: Akon's people tell us, "Akon had already left the party and was in his hotel room at The W when the incident occurred."

UPDATE: Akon's publicist released the following statement about Robert Carnes Jr., the guy accused of beating Suge's ass: "He is not Akon's business manager, David Bolno is. He is with Akon's camp."

CLICK BELOW to read the Scottsdale PD arrest report.