Holidaze

Seeing as Cameron Diaz is dating Justin Timberlake, some would say she doesn't need a Christmas gift. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving.

Cam already gave herself a present this year -- a new nose (she had work done to help her breathe). But that's not stopping Celebrity Wish List from trying to find the perfect gift for Miss Diaz.

Watch the video to see our suggestions, then vote in the poll. Did we miss anything? Leave a comment with your own ideas!

Mel's been naughty this year, but we're nice. TMZ thinks he deserves more than a lump of coal for Christmas.

What'll be waiting for him under the tree?

Watch the video to see our suggestions, then vote in the poll. Did we miss anything? Leave a comment with your ideas!

The Celebrity Wish List has it easy today. Tom Cruise has almost everything anyone could possibly want, but his antics this year provided us with a ton of great gift ideas.

Watch the video to see our suggestions, then vote in the poll. Did we miss anything? Leave a comment with your own ideas!

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like Janice Dickinson's gigantic fake boobs.

To celebrate the season and her tatas, the model-turned-train wreck has put together her own version of The Twelve Days of Christmas -- by replacing lyrics like "2 turtle doves" with "2 giant breasts" and "10 lords a-leaping" with "10 gays a-primping." Dickinson creates a Christmas carol to remember.

For more yuletide fun with the madcap model, tune in to "Christmas with the Dickinsons," December 13 on Oxygen.

So what is in her stocking this year? Don't worry, we've got some ideas.

Watch the video to see our suggestions, then vote in the

poll. Did we miss anything? Leave a comment with your own suggestion!

Superstar boyfriend? Check. Multiple Grammy Awards? Check. Fashion magazine covers? Check. What do you get for the woman who has it all?

That's our task here at Celebrity Wish List. We've got a few gift suggestions for what to get Beyoncé Knowles this year (are you reading this, Jay-Z?).

Watch the video to see our suggestions, then vote in the poll. Did we miss anything? Leave a comment with your own suggestion!

Kermit the Frog might have the answer for whatever's ailing Britney Spears: A little holiday time in the swamp with friends.

The ageless green wonder, looking and sounding as fabulous as ever at an event for the Ford Hybrid SUV, revealed that he's going to be heading "down to the swamp," for the holidays. "I've invited a few of the gang down ... Gonzo, Rizzo, Fozzie Bear." But he just couldn't get his on-again-off-again porcine-diva galpal, Miss Piggy, to join them. "She doesn't seem to like the swamp, something about her high heels getting stuck in the muck," confided Kermit.

Like Brit, Kermit says he's emerging with a vengeance from some time out of the spotlight -- with an autobiography, a Christmas album, and a new Muppet series in the works. It may not be easy being green, but it sure looks like he'll be makin' plenty of it. Unlike Britney, he's keeping his privates under wraps, despite his being pretty much au naturel all the time).

If only Kermit could get Britney to return to her peeps in her native swampland during the holidays -- her family in Louisiana, that is -- we may not have to be subjected to these now-daily and nightly privates viewings.

While a pretty bow usually makes the gift, in most of these cases, the superfluous accoutrement is more like a red flag.

Beyoncé was spotted in NYC at Bergdorf Goodman on Fifth Avenue Monday. The crowd surrounding her got so enormous she had to wait in the store until her car was brought around -- then she filled the backseat with tons of shopping bags.

Carmen Electra was spotted in West Hollywood, popping in and out of a few stores along pricey Melrose Place (yes, there really is one). Someone's getting a gift from Marc Jacobs!

How do we get on these gift lists?

As the official beginning of the holiday shopping season, Black Friday has brought the American buying public out of a turkey-induced coma with promises of impossible-to-beat prices, and the subsequent stories of whole families being trampled in electronics aisles. So while you're battling for that last Elmo doll or PS3, TMZ wondered if celebrities will be beating down the doors at Prada.

Turns out that Rodeo Drive doesn't subscribe to the Black Friday super-mega sale idea. After making a few calls to shops along the famous strip, we learned that the best deals you can get are sales on Fall fashions as they make room for Winter apparel. So that's a wash for celebrities and non-celebrities looking for that $5 Dolce & Gabbana bag. It ain't gonna happen.

Looks like the Rocket Man just got on the gravy train.

Reports say that Sir Elton John will be receiving a cool $1 million for a Thanksgiving day, one-hour performance at a private 50th birthday blowout bash for self-help DVD king Andrew Reynolds, to be held at London's Hampton Court Palace.

Reynolds, also one of England's top philanthropists, is a big fan of the tubby Lord, and apparently doesn't mind shelling out $83,000 for every five minutes Elton sings.

Matt Lauer doesn't think so. The "Today" show co-host and his wife, Annette, will be having their third baby, a boy, at the end of November, it was reported today by Celebrity Baby Blog. (Lauer had told The New York Times back in August about his impending arrival.) Just this week, Heidi Klum told a German magazine that the due date for her third child was November 24 -- good thing that Germans don't generally celebrate Thanksgiving -- that would be a tough Turkey Day for Heidi.

A little later in the year, just before 2007, funnyman Will Ferrell and wife Viveca Paulin will welcome their second son, giving little Magnus a playmate. It might add a whole new level of complexity to the holidays but -- really -- won't it just be the greatest holiday gift ever? Maybe.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and along with the plentiful servings of turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie, celeb-watchers know that there's another dish best served right around this holiday -- couples drama.

Last year, of course, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced that they were splitting up -- on Thanksgiving Day no less, causing glossy-magazine editors and showbiz news show producers no end of grief. Then, after spending a much-buzzed-about weekend at a spa in Arizona, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston were pulled over on suspicion that Vaughn was driving under the influence (though no charges were filed). Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, still in the first blossom of romance, made a high-profile do-gooding trip to Pakistan to visit earthquake victims over the holiday, making their archrivals Vaughniston look positively sybaritic by comparison.

Paris hit the trendy shop last week and quickly got into the zone by running around the store, selecting dress after dress, saying, "Yes! Yes! Yes!" A TMZ spy says Paris tried on every garment brought to her fitting room and carefully inspected each look. That's hot!

By the time her retail therapy session was over, Paris had purchased a heap of vintage dresses, hats, sweaters, bracelets with Swarvoski crystals and a slew of vintage Chanel and Gucci scarves and headbands ... totaling over $7000! A girl's gotta have it!

With only 45 shopping days until Christmas, Hilton headed to her next frenzied spree, but in haste forgot some of her purchases, and even left her pavé diamond ring on a counter!

Now that holiday getaways beckon, and celebs are lining up their plans, it would't surprise if they followed each other to the world's hot continent in search of a relaxing -- yet emotionally nutritious -- vacation. While some of the pretty people toddle off to St. Bart's and other sybaritic enclaves, others might opt to holiday in a land where they can stay just yards from abject poverty and privation.

One marketing executive at a prestigious luxury tour firm in Manhattan tells TMZ that Africa is a wonderful destination anytime of year, but it might be difficult for some celebs to hack. "For someone like Puff Daddy, it could be kind of tough," says the exec. "Because if he expects Patrón, or whatever brand of tequila to be at his elbow the whole time, it can be difficult to procure certain things." And really -- who has time to slog egg-nog and save the world all in the same trip?