TMZ's Halloween Costume Craziness
It was Halloween MADNESS in the TMZ newsroom yesterday -- and with these kinds of costumes how could we NOT share the fun?!?! Check out all the tricks and treats for yourselves!!!
Halloween Is Cancelled This Year
Blame Jon Gosselin.
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Speidi: Trick or Creeps?
2008's most hated married attention whores Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dressed up in Halloween costumes yesterday as 2009's most hated divorcing attention whores Jon Gosselin and his highlighted, bi-level, reverse mullet raccoon weaved estranged wife Kate Gosselin.
Thankfully, there are no plans for "Jon & Kate Plus The Hills" to go into production.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Billy Mays III: I Want to Be Haunted By My Father
Billy Mays III -- the late pitchman's son -- is hosting a Billy Mays costume contest for Halloween in honor of his dead father ... and get this, zombie Billy Mays submissions are encouraged.
Little Billy posted the following on his website:
"Halloween is approaching rapidly and it goes without saying that "deceased celebrities" (and balloon boy) will most likely be a huge theme at every gathering.
There will no doubt be a multitude of people dressed as Billy Mays (or zombie Billy Mays).. it is one of the easiest costumes of all time to put together. (Beard, blue button-down, khakis, prop product, etc..)"
Billy wants people to send him pics of their Billy getups -- the winner gets a bunch of prizes ... including, of course, a tub of OxiClean.
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Celeb De Mayo!
Feliz Cinco de Mayo. ¡Goce de estas fotos de la tema mexicana esterotípica!
FYI -- we're gonna be livestreaming the drunken debauchery from Hollywood later today -- check back for info!
Wow, What Big Ears You Have!
Attack of the Easter Bunny!
Vin Diesel's Easter Miracle
Apparently, Vin Diesel is extremely happy that he has finally become famous again.
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The Fonz Jew Gotta Love Easter, Too!
Henry Winkler took a break from the gas pumpin' to offer a holiday shout out to everyone out there -- Jews and goyum alike -- because nobody appreciates matzo and painted eggs like The Fonz!
Here Comes Mimi Cottontail
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Reeg Kiss Me, I'm Drunkish
Regis Philbin sure enjoyed his vodka tonics on St. Patty's Day at the Oak Room -- and while he wasn't wearing any holiday colors, he certainly may have been feeling green this morning.
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Chick in 'Nightmare on Elm Street' 'Memba Her?!
Heather Langenkamp is famous for playing Nancy Thompson in the 1984 film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" and two of its sequels. Guess what she looks like now!
Katy to Benji: Vaginas Preferred
Ever been out with a hot chick on Valentine's Day and thought you were definitely gonna score, right before she yells to the crowd, "Happy Vagina Day ... F**k boys. We don't need boys -- we got girls!"?
Yeah, welcome to Benji Madden's world at Lavo in Las Vegas last night.
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Be Mine?
Valentine's Day is best expressed with over-priced mementos. See the stars shower some love!
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What Do Ya Do With a Drunken Sailor...?
...ya throw him on your back and take him home!
Ever the responsible partygoer, Verne Troyer, who was also celebrating his New Year's 40th b-day, hitched a piggyback ride from a pal.
Drinking and walking can be dangerous too.