Hot Bodies

Bella Thorne hit South Beach in a bikini that fought a losing battle ... against her ass.

Mariah Carey no doubt has the most expensive vocal cords and hamstrings in America ... because we found out she's insured both for $70 million.

Mariah's on tour now, and it's so successful she just agreed to extend it to South America. Fact is, there are millions of dollars on the line now, and if anything happens to her major assets it could result in an epic loss of profits.

To guard against all that, our sources say Mariah and company just got a $35 million insurance policy for her voice, and another policy of equal amount for her gams.

We're told the monthly premium is super expensive ... in the many thousands of dollars, but it's worth it.

Heidi Klum's BF is a serious brown-noser -- and a lucky son of a bitch.

Klum and Vito Schnabel got very playful Thursday in St. Barts, where he was happily -- we're sure -- behind her efforts to get up on a surfboard.

Check out the pics ... Vito caught a few waves, but Heidi was satisfied sunning her buns on the board ... which seemed just peachy to him.

Shay Mitchell’s one secret you just can’t keep.

One thing's for sure ... Ariel Winter knows squat.

The "Modern Family" star sizzled at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas with BF Laurent Gaudette ... who couldn't look prouder holding hands with his 18-year-old chick.

If ya got it, flaunt it.

Ariel's "Modern Family" co-star Nolan Gould is down there too. Sunscreen, bro. Lots of sunscreen.

Here's video of Serena Williams teaching a bunch of random people how to twerk while wearing skin tight athletic wear.

Taylor Swift's ass will NOT be contained -- the thing has been busting out lately, and looks great, but also looks, ummm ... different.

Taylor's lady lumps were majorly on display at the iHeartRadio Awards over the weekend as she showed up in a skintight black bodysuit. We did some deep research, checking out a bunch of Taylor butt shots from the last year ... and she's definitely shown some growth.

Butt pads? Squats? Who knows?

Matthew McConaughey's wife is more than a showstopper ... she's straight up breaking necks.

Former "Bachelorette" star Andi Dorfman has a law degree and presumably a sizable student loan nut to crack ... which made her new career turn a tad puzzling.

Andi has moved on from posing questions to posing ... on a NYC rooftop for a bikini line.

Andi left her job as a prosecutor for a turn on the 'Bachelor' and later the 'Bachlorette,' but had begged her bosses for her job back after the shows wrapped.

Bella Hadid channeled her inner Evel Knievel while vacationing in St. Barts ... except she looked flawless in her daredevil outfit.

The 19-year-old model was seen jumping off a side cliff in the Caribbean ... wearing the hell out of a black one-piece bikini.

Kourtney Kardashian left only a teeny bit to the imagination with a faraway shot followed by a closeup of her extremely hot crossed buns.

Kourt spent Sunday snapping ass-tastic poolside selfies alongside BFF Sarah Howard. The kids must have been with Scott.

Scott Eastwood put his bod on the line for a good cause in Miami ... raising money, and heart rates of anyone watching him go to work.

Eastwood came dripping out of the ocean, completing the swim leg of the South Beach Triathlon Sunday morning. The 30-year-old heartthrob was part of a celebrity relay team at the event which supported St. Jude's Hospital.

Go ahead, Scott ... make everyone's day.

We now know who got all of Magic Johnson's natural athletic talent ... his son's pecs ... 'cause TMZ Sports has pics of MJ's kid on the beach with him ... and his physique is Hall of Fame.

Magic Johnson and the whole fam bam were on vacay down in Hawaii earlier this week when his 35-year-old son, Andre, decided to steal the show ... by showing off.

Check out the pic ... Magic is looking good for 56 ... and Andre is looking good for a nickel corner in the NFL.

Andre normally keeps a low profile but after these beach pics, we're guessing all of social media will be on bae watch.

All David Spade does is win, no matter what ... is all we can think at the sight of him leaving dinner with Charlotte McKinney on Friday night.

David and Charlotte hit up West Hollywood hot spot Craig's, where EVERY celeb knows they'll be seen. Guaranteed maximum exposure ... kinda like any top that's ever tried to contain Charlotte's boobs.

Bella Hadid dominates more than just high fashion catwalks -- she took her model game to the beach down in St. Barts ... like every other famous person.

The 19-year-old smoke show is hanging with friends in the Caribbean ... and most likely celebrating her recent Model of the Year award.

Question: Are non-celebs even allowed on St. Barts?!!

Jessica Simpson made a lot of jaws drop when she popped up in Mexico, back in her Daisy Dukes -- but the OG Bo Duke was not among them.

We got John Schneider at LAX, and he immediately sides with his ex co-star Catherine Bach as the only true DD.

Check out the 'Dukes of Hazzard' star's reaction when he saw the pic of Jessica on vacay. He's not saying Jessica's NOT hot, but it's clear who HE thinks is hotter.